Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert Will Elevate Your Thinking, But He'll Do So Rather Quickly

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A Friend of Unfair Park forwarded along the link to this shindig scheduled for next week at the Fair Park Music Hall: Elevate Dallas, a "leadership event" that, from the looks of this promotional video, is piggybacking on the Sojourners-sponsored Justice Revival also on the calendar next week at Dallas Market Hall. At the Justice Revival, Mayor Tom Leppert will join the likes of Jim Wallis, Rev. Zan Holmes and others in calling for "at least 25 congregations [to] establish solid, lasting partnerships with their neighborhood schools," and the creation of "700 additional units of permanent supportive housing by 2014," per the city of Dallas's homeless-assistance wish list.

Elevate Dallas, on the other hand, looks more like a get-motivated event; its speakers include "leadership gurus" and self-made millionaires. So yesterday I sent Chris Heinbaugh a note asking how the mayor got involved and what, exactly, he's expecting to talk about. To which the mayor's chief of staff just responded: "They asked him to participate. We told them he could do a quick welcome. He is not one of the keynote speakers." Which means, Sam, you're off the hook.

If They Can't Get People to Come to Victory Park, Well, There's Always Cattle

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Photos by Kimberly Thorpe
Whatever you do, do not look at the video board behind you.
On my commute to work this morning, I noticed something peculiar about Victory Park Plaza. Standing over the dull pavers, corralled Longhorns grazed on a bit of straw, while two men on horseback watched over. Turns out, it was a promotional stunt for the Texas Stampede rodeo scheduled for the AAC November 13 and 14. The money raised will go to Children's Medical Center.

"We brought nine Longhorns this year," said Wes Sander, moving out of the way of his horse while it relieved itself on the plaza. The cattle normally wander his ranch in Woodward, Oklahoma. "We were going to bring more, but the rain flooded the park."

Like last year, this year's promotional "cattle drive" was scheduled to take place at Trammell Crow Park at the Trinity River. But that whole area is under a few feet of water, so Texas Stampede organizers had to improvise.

Get Motivated's Tamara Lowe Is Wearing Last Week's Criticism Like a "Badge of Honor"

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Peter and Tamara Lowe
Apparently, there was some miscommunication at the offices of A. Larry Ross Communications, the firm that handles publicity for Get Motivated Seminars, Inc. Last week, as you will recall, Ross's office sent out a press release announcing that Tamara Lowe, co-founder of Get Motivated, wasn't at all happy with some of the coverage George W. Bush received after making his speaking debut at last Monday's motivational hoedown in Fort Worth. In the note, Lowe was quoted as saying Bush "delivered an inspirational, articulate and engaging speech" that received thunderous applause, yet the "media coverage continues to caricature his performance."

We didn't talk to Lowe Friday, as we'd hoped, because she didn't OK the press release after all, or so she tells Unfair Park today: "My publicity team sent that out without my approval," she says. "I was disappointed it went out. I don't have any frustration. Everybody's entitled to their opinion." Well, all right then.

"Part of it's entertainment," she says. "I consider it a badge of honor to be spoofed by The Daily Show or Jay Leno." Fair enough.

But what about the line in her missive about Bush's speech being "the best ever" given by a former president?

Lowe Blow: Get Motivated! Co-Founder Says Dubya Was "Inspirational," Not a "Caricature"

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Seems Tamara Lowe, one half of the couple behind Monday's Get Motivated! sell-or-be-sold hoedown at the Fort Worth Convention Center, isn't too keen on the coverage of the event. Her peoples have sent word that Lowe wants to right the media's wrongs: Per the press release freshly landed in the Unfair Park in-box: "President George W. Bush delivered an inspirational, articulate and engaging speech at a Get Motivated seminar in Fort Worth, Texas on Monday afternoon. The crowd of 15,000 gave him a standing ovation, yet media coverage continues to caricature his performance."

She's lookin' at you, Jon Stewart. You too, Stephen Colbert. You too, Washington Post. You too, Star-Telegram, for reporting that Tamara and Peter Lowe "launched Tampa, Fla.-based Get Motivated Seminars Inc., after Success Events International shut down in 2001, owing millions in unpaid bills and facing complaints from attendees of false advertising." And ... well, you get the idea. Hence, Lowe has made herself available for interviews tomorrow; we've cleared our schedule accordingly.

Steve Martin's Bringing His Banjo to the Meyerson Tonight. Also: A Comedy Classic.

The missus and I are going to Steve Martin's bluegrass hoedown tonight at the Meyerson -- good cause, sure, but also a good time from the sound of recent reviews. And, say what, Onion A.V. Club: "The band nonchalantly launched into a bluegrass take on the novelty tune 'King Tut.'" Sure 'nuff; here's a version from Toronto earlier this month. The folks at the AT&TPAC say there are still tickets available in the way-back up-top. Bonus: Gary Cogill's emceeing.

Say, Jawas, Is That a Blaster in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Princess Leia?

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Eli Luna
Without a doubt, this woman was by far the most popular person at the Plano Centre on Saturday. By. Far.
Sci-fi cons held days before Halloween are always highly recommended, for reasons made clear in this slide show from Eli Luna, who trekked out to the Plano Centre for Star Wars Fan Days. I was out there for, oh, a solid hour Saturday -- waded through the sea of stocky Boba Fetts and Stormtroopers to get the kid an action figure, as always. But instead we walked out with something far better: a handful of made-on-the-spot mini-paintings, including a portrait of the boy, by the great Katie Cook. All for $20. In other words: I think we're over Star Wars, at last. On to Green Lantern, basketball and Junie B. Jones. Win.

Sometimes It Ain't Easy Being C-3PO. But Anthony Daniels Loves Him Just the Same.

Sir Anthony Daniels: The Unfair Park Interview from Dallas Observer on Vimeo.

The 6-year-old who lives in my house has spoken: We will be attending Star Wars: In Concert tomorrow night at the Cowboys Stadium, where, one prays, The Force will be with the sound system for a change. So, then, what to expect: two hours' worth of the six Star Wars movies sliced and diced into Cliff's Notes narrated by Anthony Daniels, who'll be joined by an orchestra performing a John Williams best-of. Daniels, of course, links the '77 original through the Cartoon Network's Clone Wars series and beyond -- he's more or less the franchise's official ambassador, a role with which he's become comfortable only recently.

Long story short, in the video above -- an interview I conducted with Daniels at Hotel ZaZa a few weeks ago, shot by Patrick Michels -- he talks about assuming the role of mouthpiece; about how difficult it is being 3PO, even without the costume; and about how he was initially against this In Concert concept. And we discuss what it will be like inside Jerry Jones's Death Star, as sprawling and cold a place as the Emperor's. Daniels, incidentally, will also be in Plano on Saturday for the weekend-long Star Wars Fan Days shindig, where he'll be joined by Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Darth Maul and other guys who wore some costumes for George Lucas a long time ago in a ... well, you know.

Do You Dare Fish the Trinity?

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One day, of course, you will be able to fish the Trinity River from the comforts of a solar-powered water taxi.
When Jim's not designing Dallas Area Rapid Transit light-rail routes through downtown or lunching with John Wiley Price, he can be found most days fishing from the banks of the Trinity River; he's easy to spot, as his tin-foil cap is quite reflective on a sunny day. Hence, his enthusiasm for this event on November 6: the Trinity Commons Foundation's 2009 Carpe Diem Classic Fishing Tournament and Fun River Paddle. Entry fees ain't cheap: It'll run you $200 to fish alone, and $350 with a boat full of teammates. Per the press release from City Hall, a few tips:
  • The most successful teams were those that went after catfish with "home made - secret recipe" bait.
  • Channel Cats and Blue Cats are abundant in the Trinity. Bass, Crappie, and Spotted Gar have been caught as well!
  • So "Ferris Bueller" it and take a day off to enjoy our great waterway thru the Trinity River Forest and the future Calatrava Bridge!
Caps and shirts are included with the entry fee, but Jim's got the cap covered. He also doesn't need the T-shirt -- he'll be wearing this one.

One Last "Howdy, Folks" Till Next Year

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Figuring that the glorious weather (at last!) would indeed inspire record turnouts and copious photo ops during the final weekend of the State Fair of Texas, we dispatched the great Justin Terveen to Fair Park. Here's but a taste of what he came back with; he's said he's sending more for a Round Two later today. And, later, a Very Special Caption Contest from the fairgrounds.

Turns Out, It Took "Months of Planning" For U2 to Get That Claw Inside Cowboys Stadium

Moments ago, U2 posted to its Official Web Site a behind-the-scenes look at getting The Claw inside Cowboys Stadium. It's not so much a deconstruction of the reconstruction, but a brief chat with U2 360 Tour production manager Jake Berry, who explains how the band ended up in Arlington (the joint has great "amenities," which doesn't necessarily mean "sound").

The Block Party at the End of the Longest Cycling Event in Dallas History

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Danny Fulgencio
Nate Lightfoot placed third in the art competition and offered up his Sharpie so others could tag his ice cream bike's cooler.
In a dark alleyway beside the Oak Cliff Bicycle Company the crowd counts down in unison: "Three ... two ... one ... GO!" And they're off: two cyclists pedal with such fury their legs melt into a blur reminiscent of old Warner Bros. cartoons. The bikes shake; the crowd cheers. The projection screen clocks the bicycles in excess of 50 mph -- even though they remain stationary. Twelve seconds later the race is over. Amidst applause, one man climbs off his bike breathing heavily. "I think I'm going to throw up," he says.

GoldSprint bike races drew a thick crowd when several hundred cyclists turned out for the
Tyler Street Block Party in Oak Cliff on Saturday. The brouhaha, slightly damp from a light drizzle and a visit from Dallas's finest, marked another milestone toward the finish line for Bike Friendly Oak Cliff's 10-day bicycle extravaganza, Cyclesomatic. And we've got the slide show to prove it.

As Cyclesomatic Races Toward the Finish Line with OC Block Party, a Quick Bike Polo Match

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Danny Fulgencio
Under improvised lighting and despite thunderheads rolling in from the north, polo players on bicycles commenced to crashing into one another while smacking balls with badly beaten homemade mallets. One of the riders sported a football helmet, wise move.

Such was the scene on Tuesday night at Good Space in Oak Cliff, where cyclists took part in one of the myriad Cyclesomatic events organized by Bike Friendly Oak Cliff. Construction of the bike polo teams was loose at best, as were boundaries and a few rules. While not without a couple nasty spills, a polo mallet proved the only casualty of the evening. Check out the slide show from Tuesday's bike polo extravaganza.

By the way, at 6 p.m. tomorrow the Cube Creative and the Oak Cliff Bicycle Company will host the Tyler St. Block Party. Go check out the Tallbike Freakshow, bike art competition, communal bike rides and music by The Happy Bullets and The Boom Boom Box. Don't forget your bikes and Band-Aids.

If You're Not an Oprah Winfrey Fan, You May Want to Skip the State Fair of Texas Monday

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Specifically, you'll want to stay away from the Chevrolet Main Stage at 10 a.m., when Oprah Winfrey will begin taping her State Fair of Texas special that'll also include a performance by Martina McBride. Winfrey's production company just sent the details for her appearance, if you have further questions:
Join Oprah Winfrey as she tapes segments for an upcoming Oprah show at the State Fair of Texas' Chevrolet Main Stage on Monday, October 12, 2009. A crowd of approximately 4,000 is expected for a Texas-style celebration, which will include a special performance by country music superstar Martina McBride.

Admission is open to all ages. Minors should be accompanied by an adult. Chevrolet Main Stage audience area opens at 7:00 a.m. CDT on Monday, October 12. Audience gate entrances are on the east and west sides of Nimitz Drive. Space is limited and available on a first-come, first-served basis. Overnight parking at the Fairgrounds is prohibited.

The taping will begin promptly at 10:00am, rain or shine. Space is standing-room only for the approximately one-and-a-half-hour taping. No professional recording equipment is permitted. More information is available at www.oprah.com/statefair.

Better Off TED: SMU Campus to Be Filled With Deep Thinkers in Deep Conversation

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William Kamkwamba will be at SMU tomorrow.
Perhaps you saw William Kamkwamba on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Wednesday night and thought the co-author and subject of The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind: Creating Currents of Electricity and Hope just might be The Most Interesting 23-Year-Old in the World. And maybe you said to yourself, "I'd sure like to meet him some day." In which case, your some day is tomorrow: Kamkwamba is among those scheduled to speak on the SMU campus during the TEDxSMU event -- "TED" meaning, of course, "Technology, Entertainment, Design." Of course. Registration's closed for the shindig, but he'll be around campus most of the day speaking and signing his book, and he'll be joined by a roster of deep-thinkers that'll include the several musicians, among them Jill Sobule, Sara Hickman and the Polyphonic Spree. Not that I am advocating crashing the party. Not at all.

Holy Crap People Love Zombies

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Danny Hurley
Danny Hurley, who's never met a grown-up playing dress-up he didn't like to photograph, found himself amongst the living dead last night at the Zombieland sneak, held at the Studio Movie Grill on Royal Lane and N. Central Expressway. It's Halloween already? Apparently -- hence, the bloody slide show. And speaking of costumes and movies, don't forget: Tonight's that Big Lebowski doc screening and shindig at the Lakewood, so dress accordingly. And, yes, White Russians will be served.

A Big Fan of The Big Lebowski?

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First off, Brad Sham wanted me to wish you all a "G'mar Chatima Tova"; sorry I forgot this morning in my haste to make it to temple on time. But if you couldn't make it to services this morning, there's always the new Coen Brothers movie coming soon to a theater near you: A Serious Man, which makes Yentl look like A Christmas Carol. If nothing else, it's a Coen Brothers movie that comes with its own built-in cult followng: At a recent preview at the Angelika in Mockingbird Station, three women sitting behind me started singing along with the movie's cantor as he chanted the prayer recited before the Torah reading. It's a very Jewish Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Ah, but speaking of the Coens and cults, here's a reminder to clear your schedule for Friday's Very Special Screening of director Eddie Chung's documentary The Achievers: The Story of the Lebowski Fans, which takes place at 8 p.m. at the Lakewood Theater. Dallas, of course, is one of the few major cities in the U.S. without a Lebowski Fest, where Chung spent several years bowling, drinking white Russians and hanging out with fans of The Big Lebowski. "Dallas was picked because, for some reason, there are a bunch of Lebowski lovers there, and, for whatever reason, the Lebowski Fest has not made it to Dallas yet," says Jean Sievers, who's doing PR for the movie -- and who's also Jeff Bridges's publicist. (The Dude's actually in the movie, as you can see in the trailer after the jump.) Austin's as close as the fest gets -- October 9 and 10, matter of fact -- but Sievers says, yes, there will be the chance to play dress-up. And, yes, Chung will be there to help judge the costume contest. And white Russians will be served. All they need is you to really help tie the event together.

Local Churches Ramping Up Awareness Ahead of Washington's Impending Immigration Reform Campaign

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Since the popular mind has been consumed by rising unemployment and the health-care debate, comprehensive immigration reform -- and any potential momentum to broker a bipartisan compromise on the explosive issue -- has been shoved to the wayside. Yet a network of faith-based groups that have advocated for immigrants is organizing to bring the issue back to the forefront as Washington prepares to address it early next year. 

Among the churches featured in a just-released Center for American Progress report, "Loving Thy Neighbor: Immigration Reform and Communities of Faith," is the First United Methodist Church in Stephenville. Six months ago, the Reverend Dean Reed joined forces with Dallas engineer and immigration-reform advocate Lori Stafford to start the Welcoming Immigrants Network, or WIN. With more than 100 members, the group -- like most of those featured in the report -- stresses Leviticus's exhortation to love the stranger "as thyself" and seeks to educate people about problems with the current immigration system. WIN has held prayer vigils and educational events that aim to prepare people to weigh in on reform options.

"We seek to educate people about the problem, tell them how they can take action, and give them opportunities to connect with others of like heart and faith," Reed was quoted as saying in the report. We have a call into him -- if and when we have an update, we'll post it.

Reed and WIN host "An Evening of Compassion" at the Polytechnic United Methodist Church in Fort Worth on Sunday at 7 p.m. The event will include a prayer vigil calling for reform, a screening of the documentary, Made in LA, about garment industry workers who endure sub-standard conditions, as well as comments from state Senator Lon Burnam and area pastors.

So Bad Livers It's Good

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Here's a nice end-of-the-week send-off:

I just came across this bootleg of a Bad Livers show in Oregon from July -- and, well, I had no idea Mark Rubin and Danny Barnes were back together, especially since Danny's playing with Dave Matthews these days. Rubin, who'll be at the Allgood on October 9 and who I've known since he was puttin' the kosher in Killbilly, says the gigs have been few and far between and will remain so, which is why he encourages you to download this sumbitch to your iPod's content.

"There was no rehearsal," Mark says. "It was total fuckin' sense memory. It was wild. It was just like falling off a bike." And it features more than a few of my favorite Livers songs, among 'em "Dallas, Texas," "Corn Liquor Made a Fool Out of Me" and the way-oldie-but-goodie "Shit Creek."

Shit Creek? Speaking of. Have a kick-ass weekend.

Dallas, "A Muckraker's Paradise." And Don't Go Near Continental Ave. Bridge Tomorrow.

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So, I was on SMU's Web site looking for something entirely unrelated this morning when I came across this event:
Jim Schutze, columnist for the Dallas Observer, will speak on "Inside Dallas: A Muckraker's Paradise" on Tuesday, Oct. 13, at an event sponsored by SMU's Retired Faculty Association.

His talk will be the second in a series of the RFA's "Distinguished Lecture" series, inaugurated last year with assistance from the provost's office as an effort to strengthen ties between retirees and active faculty and staff.

SMU retired faculty, as well as active faculty and staff, are invited to this event. A reception will be held from 3 to 4 p.m. in the Jones Great Hall of Meadows Museum. Schutze's talk will follow at 4 p.m. in the adjacent Smith Auditorium.
Hunh. First I've heard of it.

Oh, and speaking of, Sam just returned from the Trinity Trust announcement: $10 million to turn the Continental Avenue Bridge into a pedestrian walkway. He's up shortly with pics, renderings and other goodies. Oh, goody.

Update: Speaking of the Continental Ave. Bridge ... Right after I posted this, City Hall sent word that the bridge is shutting down tomorrow morning at 9 for the $150-a-ticket Bridging the Trinity party. Says the advisory, "During the 19-hour closure, the bridge will be closed to east and west bound pedestrian and vehicular traffic. Travelers should use alternate routes such as I-30 or Commerce Street for access to I-35, Downtown, and West Dallas. The bridge will reopen to the public on Saturday, September 26 at 4:00 a.m."

C-3PO Does Not Fear Jerry Jones's Death Star

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Patrick Michels
Anthony Daniels and his little friend during our interview yesterday at Hotel ZaZa
Anthony Daniels was in Dallas yesterday to promote the Star Wars: In Concert megavent scheduled for October 23 at Cowboys Stadium, where two hours' worth of Star Wars clips will get a screening on Jerry Jones's high-def wall of voodoo. Patrick Michels recorded my lengthy chitchat with C-3PO's alter ego at Hotel ZaZa, which we'll run closer to the show (Daniels will narrate in person, accompanied by an 85-piece orchestra). But I will share this anecdote: Toward the end of our talk Tuesday morning, I casually mentioned that some folks 'round these parts refer to Cowboys Stadium as "the Death Star."

"They do?" he asked. Daniels seemed rather amused by this. "Of course, I've been in the Death Star many times before. I'm sure I'll escape alive like I did the last time." The man's adorable.

Major League Gamers Are Back at the Hilton Anatole, and They Ain't Playing Around

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Kimberly Thorpe
"James ClouD," left, with Major League Gaming competitors Michael Green and Brenna Pierson, both 24
The Major League Gaming Pro Circuit has rolled into Dallas: Yesterday, scores of gamers (and their parents) checked into the Hilton Anatole, where the competition is being held this weekend for the third year in a row. I know this only because I ran into a group of gamers last night at Victory Park Liquor on Ross Ave. -- I was picking up wine; they, beer. One of their lot, a fellow with a Cockney accent, insisted the pre-tourmey warm-up party was a must-see. And so I tagged along.

When I got to the hotel lobby, the guy with the accent turned out to be a dude from Boston who was with MLG. "I can imitate any accent," he said. "You want to hear Italian?" He's not competing this weekend, but is getting paid by MLG to be a commentator for the live video streams set up on the Web site. He was drunk, and for the purpose of this article we'll say he was older than 21.

The hotel's big effin' blow-out party turned out to be a bunch of kids and a few parents in the lobby having soda, except for the commentator, who nursed a Corona. "I don't want to sound cocky, but you're lucky you found me," said "James ClouD," his gaming forum name. "I've been around a long time." A whopping eight years, in fact.

So what's this event all about? Money, he said, and others in the lobby agreed. "Gaming has been moved to the mainstream," he said. "There are people right now who are making a lot of money. There's a lot of them that live on this -- those are the Halo kids. You'd be surprised how many people are doing that."

So, Wait, They're Gonna Show Star Wars on the Cowboys Stadium's Big Screen?

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Local painter Christine Smith's Leia's Tea Party, on display at The Soda Gallery (and quite the bargain)
Just as I was getting ready to post photos from last night's Star Wars art shindig at The Soda Gallery, a Friend of Unfair Park sent word this morning: The Star Wars: In Concert tour is scheduled to land at the Death Star itself -- Jerry Jones's EnormoDome -- on October 23. (Tickets, matter of fact, went on sale yesterday.) Seems like quite the geekout: two hours' worth of John Williams's music from all six films performed by a live orchestra accompanying newly edited clips and C-3PO narration broadcast on a massive, specially constructed LCD screen -- and, one certainly would hope, on punters' latest favorite target, the HD screens hanging from the Cowboys Stadium ceiling. Also accompanying the tour: a ginormous collection of storyboards, models, props and what-nots culled from the Skywalker Ranch archives. The 6-year-old who lives in my house is tickled -- methinks he'll enjoy this more than he did Bob Dylan at a minor-league ballpark.

Which brings us back to last night's jam-packed gathering in Oak Cliff, the most crowded-with-kids art opening I'd ever been to -- which, just maybe, had something to do with the legion of Stormtroopers on hand (led by the shortest, stockiest Darth Vader in history). After the jump, a few photos from the quite-the-scene and some highlights of what's up on the pop shoppe's wall.

"He Can Hook You Up With a Nice Fur Coat."

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Patrick Michels
Sooner than later, more photos from the Hard Rock Cafe official grand opening. Till then, cutline contest!
Last night the Old 97's officially welcomed Dallas's second attempt at a Hard Rock Cafe  to what I believe is called Victory Park. So too did a host of other dignitaries, among them Dancing With the Stars star Michael Irvin, a former football player of some renown who kindly offered to assist the older gentleman seen here with his "talking box."

In Dreams: Scenes from the Comic Con

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Eli Luna
Dean Stockwell, who was signing and speaking at the Richardson Civic Center over the weekend
Our man Eli Luna was out at the Dallas Comic Con yesterday, where he espied Doctor Wellington Yueh, Brad Majors and other familiar faces amongst the grown-ups playing mid-August dress-up. Here's his slide show, where you'll find that oddest of sights -- a certain Blue Velvet co-star quantum leaping into a Q&A in the Richardson City Council chambers.

Your Lips Are Sealed? Then, Perhaps, Saturday's Great Kiss-In's Just the Ticket.

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A Friend of Unfair Park wonders: Why isn't Dallas participating in National GoTopless Protest Day on August 23, to which I replied, "Apparently, it's not too late." Nudge, nudge. 'Round the same time, a Queer Liberaction member sent a reminder concerning The Great Nationwide Kiss-In scheduled for Saturday -- Dallas's smooch-off will take place at Rosa Parks Plaza. So, what to expect: "women kissing women, men kissing men, free queer hugs, signs, placards and even a Queer kissing booth! ... Damn it let's show the heteros how it's done!" Lessons start at 1 p.m.

Stuff Those Dollar Bills Back In Your Pockets. It's Not That Kind of Dog Race.

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Patrick Michels
Check out our slide show for a closer look at the racing chihuahuas, and the rare breed of owners who trained their dogs for this.

One-hundred and fifty nine Chihuahuas came to the parking lot Saturday morning, but by high noon there was only Charlie. Flanked by his entire family on the first-place podium, he posed for photos with a trophy as tall as he was.

Winded though he must have been, Charlie didn't show it -- not just the fastest dog in Dallas's regional chihuahua races, but also one of the coolest. Course, it's easy to look cool when the next guy's stuffed in a shoulder bag wearing a gold-accented pair of wings.

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Papi Chulo, with owner Melanie Norsworthy, was a non-racing spectator at Saturday's big event.
For the second straight year, the Prestonwood Petco hosted the regional races in Dallas, one of seven cities sending winners to the August 29 national championship in New York City.

For three hours Saturday morning, in heat after heat, dogs raced down the 30-foot track, coaxed across the finish line by screaming dog owners waving arms, treat jars, stuffed animals and articles of clothing -- whatever it took to get the animals' attention. In a given race, half the dogs veered off to one side, chased other dogs in circles, or tried to paw their way back through the starting gates.

More photos from race day follow after the jump, and we've got an up-close look at the slack-tongued athletes with their owners in this photo gallery as well.

A Shriek and a Shuffle For the Good Times, As Twicon Comes to a Close

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Patrick Michels
The Volturi Masque Ball capped off Twicon Saturday night.
To see more of the ball, the cast panel, and the rest of the con from a safe distance, check out our Twicon slide show.

Thousands of Twilight fans formed a sea of flashing cameras and upraised cell phones at the Twicon cast Q&A session in the Sheraton's Lone Star Ballroom Saturday, where teenage girls -- and older women reveling in the chance to act like them -- followed each mention of a cast member's name with shrieks and whistles of approval.

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Peter Facinelli, Jackson Rathbone and Alex Meraz kept their clothes on.
The session, one of the highlights of the four-day event, drew stars Peter Facinelli, Jackson Rathbone, Alex Meraz, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke and Christian Serratos. Like we said on Friday, this wasn't the usual sort of sci-fi con, so along with answering questions about their favorite scenes to shoot, or what it was like filming in British Columbia -- so crazy, there's a Starbucks on every corner -- Meraz fielded requests to remove his shirt, and Burke engaged the crowd by throwing paper airplanes at them. The highlight of the session came when Facinelli reached back as if about to throw a paper airplane too, then raced down an aisle to the far end of the ballroom instead.

This Weekend, Twilight Superfans Make Downtown Dallas Their Playground

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Patrick Michels
Two Twilight fans and a cardboard Robert Pattinson get all PG-13 at the Sheraton.
Twicon 2009 is in full effect downtown at the Sheraton Hotel, where organizers say 3,000 fans have registered for the weekend's celebration of all things Twilight -- or even, "Twilight-inspired." Here's looking at you, "Essence of Twilight" perfume table, where the fragrances are "Hand-made to match the description of your favorite Twilight characters."

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Patrick Michels
Till Sunday, Dallas is ground zero for the event organizers say is the largest Twilight gathering ever in North America. The crowd had a teenybopper look with a hint of brooding, peppered by a handful in baseball unis, an all-out cape-collar-and-fangs vampire and -- really? -- one Klingon who strolled defiantly past the girls in an autograph line.

That the Klingon stuck out so much is just one sign that this isn't your average sci-fi con going down this weekend. Further evidence is the fact that MTV and Reelz Channel each held contests to find the most rabid Twilight devotees to be their correspondents. (Lest you doubt her enthusiasm, MTV winner Farah Madi raps all about it in her winning entry video -- and judging by her "jonasbrosfan" moniker, she'll love it here in Dallas.)

The con's big day is Saturday, when cast members will appear for Q&A and autograph sessions, and a masquerade ball will cap off the night. Twilight star Jackson Rathbone's band 100 Monkeys has a show tomorrow night at the Palladium Ballroom too.

Even after folks spent hours waiting in line to register last night, hundreds spent four hours waiting in line this morning for a chance to meet the members of 100 Monkeys -- even after Rathbone himself was a late scratch from the appearance.

Last Night, Mockingbird Station Was Overrun With Fanboys and Fortune Seekers

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Patrick Michels
Artist Huck Gee and his little buddy, free yesterday and worth a small fortune today
After the jump you'll find a photo Patrick Michels took 'round 6ish in front of the Kidrobot joint in Mockingbird Station. In it, you'll see only a handful of the 400-plus lined up to get one of the free 200 golden dunnies created by artist Huck Gee, who was on hand to sign the little suckers for the faithful -- many of whom, it turned out, had come from out of state just to get their grubbies on the little goodie.

From Arkansas, Florida and Cleveland and beyond they came, all for something three inches tall. Some were true believers, fanboys and fetishists for whom the opening of a Kidrobot in the flyover's a big effing deal; Brandon Oldenburg and Curiosities' Jason Cohen, of the late Forbidden Books in Expo Park, were among those who'd come out just to observe the big doings in the small store. Then there were those looking to make a mint off the grand opening: On eBay already, you'll find the so-called golden-ticket items going for $129.99 and upward. Says Gee, "I don't mind the secondary market, per se, as long as the die-hard fans can still get it at the original price." That ain't likely to happen.

(Update: We've got more photos from the happening in this slide show. Also after the jump, video from Erykah Badu's return to Kidrobot during Thursday's grand opening.)

In October, Especially, Bike Friendly Oak Cliff

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I was in Epiphany over the weekend, hoping to find a tan XL "Bike Friendly Oak Cliff" tee -- alas, all out, so instead the family devoured an Eno's pie moments before, God help me, hitting Taqueria El Si Hay. No doubt, I'll find the right-sized tee in October during Cyclesomatic, about which a good Friend of Unfair Park just gave me the heads-up. Love the poster.
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