Since we last left Faux Mayor Mike, his still criminally underfollowed Twitter has more than tripled its constituency. Faux Mike himself has continued to rampage around Dallas' favorite Internet haunts as well, dropping f-bombs, extolling the virtues of pizza and decrying all the "jihadist anti-toll road goofballs."
Amid the profanity and absurdist humor, Mayor Mike has also found the time to start a Facebook page and a website.
Ho, ho! Have you seen my web site? It is GREAT!! It looks better on desktop. I have not figured out this thingy. http://t.co/sfbiKc10Zl— Mayor Mike (@fauxmayormike) March 19, 2015