There's a Josh Hamilton Shrine in a Bathroom Stall at Sherlock's

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Stephen Young
It's in the right stall and everything.

Former Texas Ranger Josh Hamilton's relapse, the one in January 2012 in which he allegedly got drunk at the Sherlock's near Park Lane and U.S. 75 and had sex with a woman in a bathroom stall, has received a proper memorial.

The handicap accessible stall in the bar's back bathroom, which witnesses told Deadspin was where the sex took place, now features a vinyl cutout of Hamilton in a Rangers uniform on its wall.

The shrine doesn't seem to be a secret. Unfair Park was able to find and photograph it after the small indignities of visiting the bar's front bathroom, failing to find it, and then having to wait while someone took care of business to check the back bathroom. The worst part was going to Sherlock's, given the typically classy joints in which Hamilton has relapsed.

"In honor of Josh Hamilton allegedly going into the bathroom with a woman that was not his wife, we put a suite up just for him just in case he ever comes back," Sherlock's manger Geoff Polascik said.

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TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

Would it be too much to ask to have an image of the chick too?

It was a chick, right?

Fred-dorfman76
Fred-dorfman76

It's no dumber than building a statue for a guy who didn't have the common sense to not lean over a railing.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

Sherlock's, where Uptown Douches go for training

JackJett
JackJett

Is this where the term Batshit Crazy came from?

JackJett
JackJett

@TheRuddSki  Not sure what you mean by the question.  Perhaps it is some over my head snark. 


Is your question directed at the video director?  Is there another chick other than Mary J. you want to see? You got me on this one.  I can usually figure them out.   Hey, do you do product reviews and if so how much do they pay?  Do you and Joe Tone worship at the same sort of synagogue and/or did you attend the same one when you lived here?   I am asking with the utmost respect for the Torah.

rufuslevin
rufuslevin

@Fred-dorfman76 or a water fountain downtown in the Records Bldg as a memorial to white only water fountains...but made into an art project.

JFPO
JFPO

The few times I've been there it seems to be full of douchebags who have "retired" from uptown, especially when the 80s cheesy cover band gets going.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

This is an excellent point +1

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