You Can Now Buy a Rick Perry Mugshot T-Shirt from Your Friends at RickPAC

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Travis County Sheriff's Office
Now available on a sweet T-shirt.

Continuing to make hay while the sun shines, RickPAC, our esteemed governor's political action committee, is now selling T-shirts featuring his mugshot.

See also: Rick Perry Wisely Strikes Back with Video Targeting Travis County DA

The shirts, available for a minimum donation of $25, feature the aforementioned mugshot with the word "WANTED" stamped across the top. Perry's crime, according to the shirts? "Securing the border and defeating Democrats."

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The shirts' reverse features the mugshot of Rosemary Lehmberg, the Travis County district attorney whose DWI started the ball rolling that eventually led to Perry's recent indictment on charges he abused his office by pressuring her to resign. According to the shirt, she is "GUILTY" of "driving while intoxicated and perversion of justice."

They'd be more stylish if Perry had been allowed to keep his glasses on for his close-up, we have to say. We only hope that, in the surely unlikely scenario that Perry is booked again, he'll have the foresight to wear one of the shirts, creating a mugshot infinite regression like this guy did last week.

(h/t Salon)


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23 comments
texastrib
texastrib

No balls to sell a Price T-Shirt. 

jamesnickel666
jamesnickel666

I do believe that it is illegal to use another persons image for personal gain without their permission. I do not believe Lehmberg would authorize this. Is Perry begging to be arrested again?

the_dude47
the_dude47

that pic on the back could turn men into stone. 

sharklasers
sharklasers

This has absolutely nothing to do with Miss Perry's legal woes.  This is because her hair looks fabulous in this photo and she knows it.  That's the only reason she is selling tee shirts with her picture on it.


Also, Final Net gets a cut of the profits.

rubbbrduky
rubbbrduky

That twat Rosemary needs to SLAM her car into a retainer wall and roast in fucking flames.

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

This is marketing genius.   It's just a shame he's so much better at playing the game than his opponents.


Still have my Kinky "How hard could it be" tee-shirt.

tdkisok
tdkisok

I love it! I'm making my own with just the pic and WANTED on top. 

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

I just bought a couple dozen for the downtown Dallas Jimmy Johns bicycle delivery guys.

cajunscouse9
cajunscouse9

It's funny. It's smart. It's true. It's great positioning. Kudos to his marketing team.

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

When does this guy leave office? He makes us all look like backwoods hayseeds.......people in other ports LAUGH at us. Please, RP, just go!  He's like a house guest that won't leave because of "this and that", and "my back", and "I had a panic episode"; good riddance you coyote chasing, gun toting, Spongebob glasses wearing, speech drunk stumbling, mofo spewing, corrupt Gubner.   Next time we should elect a ferret to be Gubner.

pak152
pak152

I'm making a t-shirt with Lehmberg's mug shot on it and surrounded by "Just call Greg" would y'all buy one?

jamesnickel666
jamesnickel666

If you try to go to rickpac.org, you get a screen that wants you to join and contribute to get to the site. I tried to go there to see the if the t-shirt thing was true. I will not give a penny to any politician just to see their site.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@tdkisok

You want Perry?

rubbbrduky
rubbbrduky

@kergo1spaceship You sound like you belong somewhere other than Texas, you pasty ass, pansy, metro sexual, uptown fag. This is Texas, HE IS TEXAS, and if you don't like it................. GET THE FUCK OUT.  ;)

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@kergo1spaceship

Just be glad you don't live in Illinois.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@pak152

I'd buy if the caption were "That's Your Problem"

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@tdkisok

Perry will still rule Texas with iron fist, even if imprisoned.

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