Polar Vortex 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Catherine Downes
A group of people who have just been told about the temperatures this week. USA! USA! USA!

That was a crap weekend, wasn't it? Well it was if, unlike me, you went outside at all. The outside is over for all of us until Texas bucks its ideas up. Guess what though? Texas is about to buck its ideas up.

Yes, even though there was only just a polar vortex/polar thingy the other week, this week we are to be treated to temperatures far below average again. Truly this is a wonderful time to be alive. It's something to do with a tornado off the coast, and a weather front, I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. I was too busy assembling a hammock so it's ready to go the second it's not horrific outside.

It was 103 degrees on Sunday. I think we can all agree that is cruel and unusual punishment. If only God had a constitution. Damn you, unconstitutional God. Haven't you heard about liberty?

Oh, and one more thing...

Dear this summer, please marry us. All of us. We don't want you to go away ever. Next summer your angry older brother will be back, and he treats us badly. Never leave.


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11 comments
J_A_
J_A_

These cooler summer temps are gonna turn us into a bunch of sissies

DerpDudeTX
DerpDudeTX

And just like Breakin' 2, it won't be nearly as awesome as the first one.

Joshstruckoutagain
Joshstruckoutagain

Bunch of dang sissies, I spent a lovely west Texas Saturday afternoon next to a pecan based fire smoking the heck out of some baby backs...while draining ice cold lites...left and right.  Twas a good day, didn't even need my AK.

MattL11
MattL11

I don't know what's more exciting about that forecast, the lower temperatures or the rain. 


My father asked if I wanted to play golf yesterday. I openly laughed at him when he said their tee time was at 10am. The look on his face when I saw him later that day told me I'd made the right decision.  

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@Joshstruckoutagain I suck at golf, Im good at cooking, so Id rather be out grilling than golfing when its one hundo outside

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@MattL11 I turned down a 7:55, and thank god, it was already 90 and humid as fuck.  Now I wish I was off during the week to partake in this Polar Vortex thingy

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