Dallas Weather: DELIVER US FROM THE HEAT, POLAR THINGY

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So, what are you doing right now? You're inside, right? You might be living inside a fridge, or lying, face down, by an air vent, or maybe having an angry fight with a fellow employee over the thermostat. It's probably one of those things. Well, that's only going to get worse this weekend, so forget that whole outside thing, unless you enjoy the feeling of being set on fire by the sun.

Next week, however. Next week could be the most glorious week of any Texas summer ever.

Delkus is so excited he has posted four pictures. FOUR. And one of them contains the word "rollercoaster," so you know it'll be good. Also, as far as the top right picture goes, I understand that H means "hot," but what does L stand for? LOL? LeBron? Let's go outside?

Temperatures could be as low as 80 from Tuesday onwards. This means that all the things you've just left outside to burn, from pets to trash to beloved family members who made the mistake of opening the door, can finally be brought inside to receive a proper funeral.

Seriously, polar icepocalypse tornado vortex. We are so ready. If you could make it here early and never leave, that would be everyone's favorite. Delkus is tingling. TINGLING.

All weather from now on should be conducted on the Delkus Tingle Scale. One tingle for bad, two tingles for good. We don't even need words any more. Just tingling.


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kelliekureygy
kelliekureygy

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J_A_
J_A_

Following Pete Delkus has been the best twitter decision I've ever made

Pete_Delkus_Sleeves
Pete_Delkus_Sleeves

Jeebus livefyre sucks, first it eats my comments and now it has 2 of mine, ugg

Tim.Covington
Tim.Covington

I, for one, welcome this gift from our benevolent polar overlords.

Pete_Delkus_Sleeves
Pete_Delkus_Sleeves

3/5 Delkus Tinglies.  Well done Gavin, you created a new scale!  Now back to my swimming pool for the weekend


@DelkusSleeves 

Pete_Delkus_Sleeves
Pete_Delkus_Sleeves

I rate this 3/5 Delkus Tinglies.  Well done Gavin, you made up a new scale!  Now where is my swimming pool to get through this weekend.  


@delkussleeves  

barrows.chris8
barrows.chris8

This isn't a polar vortex people! This low pressure originated out in the Pacific! This is just a Canadian cool front. Polar vortices involve snow, bitterly cold temperatures, etc. 

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

So a tingle rating system kind of like the Vagina rating system?  Sounds like a job for Delkus' Sleeves

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

This has been a tolerable summer; which for around here is great. Best summer since 2007. Remember 2007, when it rained a whole bunch?  I hate HAVING to go to Colorado or New Hampshire for a whole month, just to get away from this shite. 

doublecheese
doublecheese

I'm loving it.  This has been the best summer in 10 years.  Even the past few days haven't seemed as hot as years past.  

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@barrows.chris8 dont tell that to the national news guys/gals who at 5:30 yesterday were all talking "Polar Vortex"  

RTGolden1
RTGolden1 topcommenter

@ScottsMerkin I'm trying to conjure up a scenario that would generate a story deserving of both ratings: the elusive and sought after 'Tingling Vagina' rating.

JFPO
JFPO

I remember 2007 very well...didn't turn the sprinklers on until mid-August. Glorious! Have only turned them on once so far this year.

RTGolden1
RTGolden1 topcommenter

@doublecheese FIRST!  (please contact wcvemail for proper heraldry techniques in 'first comment' situations).

doublecheese
doublecheese

@ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul @doublecheese No, what I mean is, even though it's been 99 or 100, it just hasn't felt that bad to me.  I guess because I've been able to acclimate more gradually.  We didn't go from cool spring days to the blast furnace overnight this year.

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