Justin Lookadoo, the Texas Speaker Who Says "Dateable Girls Shut Up," Arrested in Puke-Stained Car

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Dateable guys know how to post bail.
Remember Justin Lookadoo?

Unfair Park forgives you if you don't. We've done our best to purge the esteemed The Dateable Rules author from our memories as well.

Here's a primer: Lookadoo is the uber-douche Richardson High School invited to give their students "faith-based" dating advice like, "Be mysterious. Dateable girls know how to shut up," and "Let him lead. God made guys as leaders. Dateable girls get that and let him do guy things. ... Which means they don't ask him out!!!" At a school-sponsored and allegedly "optional" assembly.

See also: Richardson High Schoolers Learned Today That "Dateable Girls Know How to Shut Up"

The guy is basically rape culture anthropomorphized, given frosted tips and sprinkled with Bible dust. And the day Lookadoo had on Tuesday is proof that there is some, if not enough, justice in the world.

According to a report from Evansville, Indiana's, WFIE, Lookadoo failed to show up for a speaking engagement at an Evansville's Teen Power Camp because he had been booked into the county jail.

WFIE reports that law enforcement found Lookadoo asleep in his car off the side of the road. He told the officers that he'd pulled over to take a nap, but, according to the report, the authorities realized something was amiss when they smelled alcohol on Lookadoo and noticed he had vomited in his car.

Officials say Lookadoo failed field sobriety tests and had a BAC of .07. He was arrested for public intoxication and posted bond later Tuesday morning.

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bippyizod
bippyizod

I saw the documentary on Purity Ball's  (no shit) where teen girls make a promise to their Dad's to stay a virgin till they get married.  The have prom like balls where the girls attend with their Dad's as "dates".

They dance and make the "purity promise"

You can find out more here http://www.purityball.com/

or go to youtube for some video clips from the ball that scream pervy. 

bippyizod
bippyizod

Several years ago in a local high school we were called to the auditorium for a special rock concert which excited our pot heads with excitement. 


Yet it became clear what it was really about when they opened with...


Smoke on the Water...............Jesus in the SKY!

bippyizod
bippyizod

I think as a society, we don't talk about puke enough. Personally, I am against it but think it should be left up to the individual.

rusknative
rusknative

I aways found having a puke filled car to be a great asset when taking a girl out on a date.

jmckee3
jmckee3

A quick perusal of his online presence shows that he abandoned his Twitter account after the Richardson incident, his partner in the RUDateable nonsense went her separate way, at least one of his websites is offline, he deleted his Facebook account and now he has been found drunk in a vomit filled car.


Basically it looks like his life completely hit the skids after he got the attention he deserved for being, basically a worthless dickbag. I guess this is the rock bottom he needs to try and start a new Christian ministry in an to attempt to pay his bills instead of doing anything to contribute to society in a meaningful way like letting people have their meals their way as a Burger King cashier.

ChangingF8
ChangingF8

So he got drunk? Say it ain't so. 

MaxNoDifference
MaxNoDifference

0.07 BAC is legally drunk in Indiana?  If so, then that"s a tough state for DUI laws.  0.08 is usually the limit in most places (thanks to US government pressure).

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

This guy doesn't look like he's ever been on a free date.

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

look, for the dateable girl it's a no-no, but for the guy it's okay to be drunkable.

doublecheese
doublecheese

 The guy is basically rape culture anthropomorphized


Congratulations.  You are now as big an idiot as Justin Lookadoo.


Here's a tip, Stephen:  Almost everything you learned in your women's studies class is complete bullshit.

CogitoErgoSum
CogitoErgoSum topcommenter

@Candy.Date Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah!

OnlyLogical
OnlyLogical

Christian PTA moms, that's who.

He used to work for the Aim For Success outfit that holds Abstinence only, condoms do not work sessions at several area schools. DURING SCIENCE CLASSES! He followed the money and started his own bs talks. Sadly, all of these orgs get federal abst only funds and boast millions of profits each year.

Nobody reports on that, though. Mind blowing.

rusknative
rusknative

@jmckee3 heck....he is following the liberal american dream exactly....I expect he will get named an Obama educational assistant czar soo.

ruthellaowens
ruthellaowens

@MaxNoDifference I looked it up. All states hold to 0.08%. But lower levels can result in civil or criminal penalties in addition to other offenses. Looks like it is an easy money grab.

Maybe they are using the 'smell of alcohol' akin to the 'odor of marijuana' to complete the standard. 

At least he is outed as a charlatan. I'd like to see the expressions on the sponsors' faces.

That teen boy who killed four people, Ethan Couch, was found passed out behind the wheel with a naked 14 year old girl in the passenger seat. Apparently, the burden shifts according to 'affluenza'. 


LovingPerson
LovingPerson

@MaxNoDifference idk about TN but a lot of states have gone to 0.04 now. called "no tolerance" (although i think that's what 0.08 was initially called)

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

@MaxNoDifference

Story says public intoxication is the charge on him, although he was found in his vehicle.

Could it be that DUI has a different standard? Seems weird that PI would be more restrictive than the standard DUI level, though.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@doublecheese

Watch out, you'll be shunned like George Will if you don't go along with the charade.

CogitoErgoSum
CogitoErgoSum topcommenter

@rusknative @jmckee3 Uh, how many liberals who are evangelical advocates for abstinence-only sex ed have you run into lately?

tim_green
tim_green

@rusknative .................no.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

You don't have to have any BAC for a PI arrest.

wcvemail
wcvemail

@TheCredibleHulk @MaxNoDifference

I'm not a lawyer, etc., but I've heard some nuances about key in the ignition/driver behind the wheel in the driver's seat. Also, bear in mind that one can pass the blow or blood test, even pass the sobriety test (which he failed), but still go to jail for DUI _if one is impaired in the officer's judgment_. You can beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride.

ColonelAngus
ColonelAngus

@TheCredibleHulk @MaxNoDifference  I think in most jurisdictions they can nail you for DUI if the car is running.  DUI would be practically impossible to prove if you are not in a roadway and the car is turned off, since ostensibly the alcohol may have been consumed after the car was parked.

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

Yeah, George Will is being "shunned" merely for saying that sexual assaults at colleges aren't really anything to be concerned about, and these coeds are just being "hypersensitive" when they are treated like sexual objects. According to George Will complaints about being "inappropriately touched" are a non-issue.

What a "charade", these women just don't know their place, right RuddSki?

wcvemail
wcvemail

@tim_green

It's Rusk, they don't have many original lines, so they recycle a lot.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@MaxNoDifference

Neo-Progressive Prohibitionist MADD will succeed in zero tolerance eventually. What they'll target after that is anyone's guess. Maybe open-air grilling, or Crocs.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@wcvemail @TheCredibleHulk @MaxNoDifference When I was at the Groovy Mule a long time ago, I had went out to check my voicemails while sitting in my car with the AC on.  A cop knocked on my window told me to get out and took my keys.  He asked what I was doing and I explained that I was checking some voicemails bc I was expecting my gf to be arriving in town shortly.  He then gave me a field sobriety test which he said I passed but he thought I was still drunk and told me I could either go to jail for a PI or argue with him and he would give me a DWI bc my car was turned on and that proves intent to drive.  Needless to say I took the PI, 4 hrs in jail and a $200 fine  

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@ColonelAngus @TheCredibleHulk @MaxNoDifference


In many states, being drunk inside a vehicle parked on public roadway is DUI if the keys are readily accessible to the drunk -- they don't have to be in the ignition, nor does the vehicle need to be running. 



TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@mavdog

I was kidding, he's not really being shunned.

JackJett
JackJett

@ScottsMerkin This enquiring mind would like to know a bit more about The Groovy Mule. 

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@TheRuddSki 

but he is getting "shunned", and criticized, for good reason. his piece that can be best summarized as "let boys be boys, it's OK" was beyond the pale.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@mavdog

Will is getting shunned by people who, frankly, don't matter.

roo_ster
roo_ster

@mavdog @TheRuddSki 

Oddly enough, what is missing most from the hysteria over Will's column is a link to the actual content. Why worry folks with the reality when the disgusting outragebots have taken the bit in their teeth?


Will Column of Doom, Patriarchy and Rape-Promotion

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-college-become-the-victims-of-progressivism/2014/06/06/e90e73b4-eb50-11e3-9f5c-9075d5508f0a_story.html


Conor Friedersdorf on the wilful and dishonest misreading of the Will column

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/06/rage-against-the-outrage-machine/373069/


JackJett
JackJett

@TheRuddSki  Will is getting shunned by people who, frankly, don't matter.


Like female voters? 

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@TheRuddSki 

oh great self proclaimed arbiter of who does and does not "matter", what makes you believe that you can tell?

frankly, using the same basis of reason that you do, your opinion of who does not "matter" doesn't "matter" itself...

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@roo_ster

"Consider the supposed campus epidemic of rape, a.k.a. “sexual assault.”

yeah, it is "supposed". boys just being boys, right?

"ambiguities of the hookup culture, this cocktail of hormones, alcohol and the faux sophistication of today’s prolonged adolescence of especially privileged young adults."
to most of us the word "no" does not have any "ambiguities", but to George it does....

"Combine this with capacious definitions of sexual assault that can include not only forcible sexual penetration but also nonconsensual touching."

"capricious definitions"??? to George, as long as the guy doesn't acheive "penetration" there isn't an assault? grope away young men! grab what you want! Women are there for you to enjoy, regardless of if they want you touching them. yes, boys just being boys, right George?

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@JackJett

Will is a columnist, not a pol

The way some people readily accept the mangling and misrepresentation of his thesis is one reason we accept a fundamentally fraudulent administration. Well, fewer than before, but the point remains, people can be pretty stupid.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@mavdog

Scream louder, you'll matter. Go boycott a chicken joint, you'll matter more.

You know who matters? The SC.

roo_ster
roo_ster

@mavdog @roo_ster 

In your case, I will attribute your misreading to a mental disorder.

The worst thing that WIll is guilty of is schadenfreude at the plight of university administrations getting the proctological treatment from fed.gov and multiple lawsuits form men railroaded by their star-chamber-like processes.

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@TheRuddSki 

the supremes epitomize teddy's phrase, "speak softly and carry a big stick".

showing that you are wrong to believe that if you "scream louder, you'll matter".

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@roo_ster

what a wonderful job in producing a reply void of thought in addressing the quoted statements by George Will! how much time did you spend crafting such a meaningless, empty post and use so many words?

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@mavdog

That big stick seems to be beating Obama a lot lately.

Gonna get worse.

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@TheRuddSki 

yeah, the ruling on the ACA was such a "beating". and the ruling on the EPA regs of plant emissions, again such a "beating".

bwahahaha.

btw recess appointments weren't prohibited, congress just must truly be in recess.

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@TheRuddSki 

odd you would think that having the SCOTUS ruke against one of the other two parts of our government is unusual, or something to point to for partisan political reasons.

newsflash: that is how it is supposed to work. it's called "checks and balances", maybe you should look it up...

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@mavdog

I'll leave you with a chuckle, and this, from the link above

...when the president’s position in multiple major constitutional cases cannot secure even one vote on an ideologically and methodologically diverse Court that includes two of his own appointees, it is likely there is something wrong with the administration’s constitutional worldview...

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@TheRuddSki 

yeah, what are those guys in the Obama Administration thinking? wait, some of the cases decided against them were originally filed before Obama took office? uh....

if only we had an Administration who knew not to act where they are outside the lines....what, EVERY administration has had court cases they lost and had the SCOTUS slap their hand for overreaching?

it's like some people don't want to have an historical perspective about this administration....they just want to spew inaccuracies and half-truths to try and spin the facts in order to further their agenda. wonder why?

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@TheRuddSki ... so much like the UNANIMOUS SCOTUS ruling against warrantless police searches of arrestee's cell phones.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@mavdog

Thirteen. Unanimous. You can spin that any which way you want, but it still comes out 13 unanimous.

That's defined as "on a roll".

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@DonkeyHotay

Obama's a uniter.

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@TheRuddSki 

it's so very revealing that you keep repeating "thirteen unanimous", and continue to ignore the cases that have been decided in their favor.

your glasses need a new set of lens.....

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