Dallas Police: Man Sends Dick Pic With Job Application, Still Doesn't Have a Job

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Lee Nachtigal
If you're on the fringes of the labor force and are looking for a job, Texas Workforce Solutions may be able to help. The state agency coordinates with a wide network of potential employers and, if necessary, can connect job seekers with adult education classes and vocational training programs. Unsure of how to write a resume or prepare for an interview? TWS can probably help.

Stop by. Give them a call. Just make sure that, however you decide to get in touch, do not -- we repeat, DO NOT -- include a picture of your penis.

TWS is not the proper launching point for your porn career; its bureaucrats aren't paid nearly enough to stare at your junk. And if the caseworker is anything like the 25-year-old worker at TWS' Alpha Road office who found a client's dick pic waiting in her email this morning alongside his job application, she will promptly call police, who will know from the personal email address who sent it and thus gets a ticket for "obscene display or distribution." That's a class C misdemeanor.

Before jumping to a conclusion about the Alpha Road case, it's worth considering the possibility that the email was an accident, misdirected from the intended recipient to the TWS worker. Anyone who's ever hit "reply all" or experienced an autocomplete fail can sympathize with that.

Either way, Dallas police spokesman Demarquis Black says that, from what he can tell from the police report, the emailer in the Alpha Road case remains unemployed.

"I think I know why he can't find a job," Black says.

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holmantx
holmantx topcommenter

On a lighter note, I employed a guy walking down the street from the Austin Street Shelter this weekend who had a background in construction (streets, city infrastructure).  Like many at the shelter, he walked up and asked if I needed any help (I was tearing up a stretch of commercial landscaping).  We negotiated $10 an hour and he went to work.  He was a hard worker.  A conversation ensued.  And it was a common refrain.

He had been unemployed for two years.  What made him unemployable in the maintenance and utilities construction industry (the City contracts these private companies to work on various projects) is that he was not bilingual.

But neither are the crews these companies employ, and this is why you only see Hispanics on these crews.

Jobs are hard to come by.  Hispanics have a firm grip on a wide swath of specialties up to and including teaching positions.  They are well paid.  In fact, in Mexico these guys first finish trade schools on construction in the United States.

But for this black guy not to be employed solely because he cannot speak Spanish is a disgrace.

It should be the other way around.  

As it stands, if you can't speak the language, get out of my country.  

And the language is Spanish.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

Speaking of dicks...

Remember kids, tomorrow is your last chance!

Isn't it funny that the White House is having to expend so much effort and expense to promote a policy that they and others claimed Americans were demanding?

We've lost track of the outright lies, fraud, pure bullshit and con-man tap dances surrounding this, but this is yet to come:

The fact that about six million people have "signed up" (a highly dubious claim) is proof that America loves Obamacare!" Forget the ABC poll showing a whopping 26% support.

Next, the White House will announce that the fact that tens of millions of Americans have filed their tax returns shows that Americans just LOVE paying income taxes!

Here's a montage - keep in mind this represents about ten percent of the effort thus far:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbdektVt01w

exboyracer
exboyracer

Damn I wish I had known that didn't work...

joshua
joshua

Erica Grieder?  Isn't that a porn star's name? The grandkid of one of Jack Ruby's Carrousel Club dancers.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

Maybe the photo is accurste. Maybe the guy is a dick.

JFPO
JFPO

You never want to reveal your shortcomings too early during the application process.

jesuistapere
jesuistapere

@holmantx  Well the good thing is there is no official language in the United States of A.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@holmantx

Had the same issue hiring illegals in Cali. The crew would freak if I hired a black guy because of the language barrier, and they considered blacks lazy.

So, when they would inevitably insult the guy on the job, he didn't understand - that pissed 'em off.

Also, a friend in Arlington years ago was desperate for a job, so he went door-to-door at the fast food joints on Collins. They wouldn't even speak to him in English, but he did understand "¿No hablas a Español?".

I remember when a drywaller could make $15/hr in LA, but the flood of illegals brought that down to $5/hr. Maybe $7 tops.

Kicker was, the legal Mexicans had taxes deducted.

I keep that in mind when amnesty fools think their "race-based compassion" for the illegals is morally superior to my "racist" views on the subject - which are exactly the same as lefty hero Cesar Chavez.

But then again, my respect for Dr. King's most well-known dictum gets me branded racist as well.

Leftists are kinda weird sometimes.

melina1222
melina1222

@TheRuddSki Can't you stick to the subject? We are not discussing healthcare, we are discussing seriously stupid ways to apply for jobs.  Don't be a dick.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@holmantx

Pro-Texas propaganda meant to incite those who delight in posting every negative stat about Texas they can find?

Isn't the state crowded enough for you? When you're stuck on some Texas highway behind Blue-State refugees forced to move to Texas by their capitalist running-dog Koch-brothers-like employer, thank yourself for the traffic jam.

In related news, the FBI has severed ties with the hate group known as the Southern Poverty Law Center, Texas' draconian laws complicating abortion have been upheld, and Wendy Davis has agreed to do a spread for Playboy.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@Melina1222

Who is this "we"? So far, your sole contribution to the discussion is to admonish me, which a seriously stupid way to apply for the job of blog moderator.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@Donkey

What is " Universal Health Care"?

I can understand why you're part of the distinct minority of Americans who support the new law and new taxes, but does the fraud, illegality, bribery, false criminal charges, serial lying which continues to this day, and the co-option of the American media and entertainment industry by those who concocted the fraud bother you at all?

holmantx
holmantx topcommenter

@TheRuddSki  

Well, it would certainly clear up the true burning issue of the day.  

Are they real?

And I misinterpreted the title to which way Texans hung.  My bad.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@dingo

Dirk was the model for the condom sense banner ad that pops up here occasionally.

joshua
joshua

@ColonelAngus @JFPOnever borrow a picture of Obama's organs and claim them as your own.  that is a different Jobs Program.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@jesuistapere

You should capitalize LOL.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@DonkeyHotay

In keeping with your hackneyed, out-dated, debunked and so-last-generational talking points style, shouldn't you have spelled it Amerikkka?

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@Donkey

Not quite, but I'll conclude by assuming that, indeed, you're a good citizen who doesn't question your government, accepts corruption and does what he's told.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@TheRuddSki  ... you seem to be suffering from ODS, see your shrink.


So you are also against Medicare, being that is simply Universal Health Care with an age limit attached?


TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@holmantx

We're pretty sure Perry's hair is real. I suspect the females here who get spitting mad at the mention of his name have a secret crush on him.

holmantx
holmantx topcommenter

@TheRuddSki  

certainly beats the constant drumbeat and fanfare over Perry's hair.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@holmantx

A combination of these scientific tests would be best. I can think of several other proven methods, but this is a family-friendly blog.

holmantx
holmantx topcommenter

@TheRuddSki  

just slap 'em.

Or go for a blissful ride down the washboard county road of love.

TheRuddSki
TheRuddSki topcommenter

@holman

Unfortunately, photos alone cannot truly reveal the nature of reality in the age of Photoshop.

True, reliable analysis requires a hands-on approach, and being two-handed by the grace of God, I feel especially qualified to conduct the research. This, of course will require crowdfunding for transportation, an expensive dinner, and sufficient high-quality liquor to act as a social lubricant. I'm assuming Ms. Davis has no objections to social lubrication in the name of science.

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