Philadelphia is Trolling the Cowboys Incredibly Hard Right Now

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It started on Sunday in the closing minutes of the Eagles' 54-11 shellacking of the Chicago Bears when Philly fans filled Lincoln Financial Field with chants of "We want Dallas!" The taunts have only increased in scope and volume as Sunday's season-deciding Cowboys-Eagles grudge match has neared.

Call it trolling. Call it a reasonable assessment of probabilities, given Dallas' defensive woes, Philly's insanely productive offense, and Tony Romo's probable absence. In any case, Eagles fans are really, really confident they're going to win.

The jeers have taken various forms. Above, in the most expensive example, a Philadelphia radio station tells Jerry Jones to start booking tee times.

And here's a lower-budget but equally clever commentary from a fan:

Philly.com got in on the action with a cartoon caption contest:

Some -- including the Philadelphia Eagles organization, which offers an oral history -- want to talk about the last time the teams played in Week 17 with a playoff berth on the line:

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kraster
kraster

I don't think any of those teams will make it to the playoff but they may prove me wrong. Happy Holidays and enjoy the good things that will be prominent next year. http://po.st/W6t4qO

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

Duane Thomas "If it's the ultimate game, how come they're playing it again next year?".

Cliffhanger
Cliffhanger

Neither of these teams belongs in the playoffs.

lzippitydoo
lzippitydoo

Remember the last game?? Nick got scared of that ferocious Cowboy defense! Dallas is at a disadvantage here this week because Jerry and Jason are coaching - dont forget Monte Hall on D and Callahan on O. With those advantages - the players dont have a chance -- no adjustments, confused players and play calls that even a Philly person could figure out!

Americano
Americano

I'm a lifelong Cowboy fan but I can't say that I blame them.

zubiefan561
zubiefan561

Lol @ Iggles fans. The last time the Cowboys and Iggles played a game that meant something was NOT 44-6. As I recall, the last time was 2009 when the Cowboys beat the Iggles 3 times in one season. Including 24-0 last game of the season and 34-14 the very next week in the playoffs. 


Keep being cocky as Iggles fans normally are. You will be disappointed as a Orton shock the world and throw for over 400 yards. Perfect set-up for the perfect upset. 

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

Hold the phone.  I'm no Cowboys fan, but I recall that they beat "Fluffya" at the Link 17-3 earlier this season.

kfries1
kfries1

Iggles rule, Cowflops drool!

As a native Philly boy who moved to Dallas and later just north of Valley Ranch (Coppell), I just want to say that a true Philly fan boos everyone, but makes an exception for the Cowpatties. They boo even harder.
Philly sports fans hate hype and that's what the Cowgrrlz were and still are.
About 10 years ago 20 of my Philly homeboys came down to watch a Monday night smackdown on the Cowturds. I'm hoping this is just as bad as that one or the 44-6 beating that Jerry's Kids took like the bitches that they are.
Jerry is an idiot for hiring that fucktard he has for a GM and I hope Garrett is fired so he can find a better job. Jerky makes Al Davis look sane. At least Al had knowledge of the game at one point.
I just want to take this chance to say one thing to the taxpayers of Arlington: Lynch Cluck And Jerry! (2k a head out of each taxpayer for that stadium and you don't even get a ticket? You fools!)

James080
James080 topcommenter

Philly fans have a right to be cocky. They're playing a Jerry Jones assembled and coached team for a chance to make the playoffs. Jerry is an expert at making money selling a mediocre product, but even after 20 years, he still doesn't know a damn thing about what it takes to manage a winning football.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

I took my eye away from English Footy and tea to read this shit?  Fuck that, Jerry been trolling Cowboys fans for years

kfries1
kfries1

@zubiefan561 I quite agree. That was Andy sticking with McNabb and the veterans too long that year,

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

@kfries1 I'm a Cowboy fan and yes I wish Jerry would retire from GM, but that would be like waiting for the Eagles to win a Super Bowl. hey you did manage to put up 3 points against the worst defense before the 'cowpatties' knocked Foles out of the game.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@kfries1 um wow.  I dont think Ive read a less readable post here in my life, and there are some real doozies here on unfair park

kfries1
kfries1

@James080I can teach him in one easy lesson but he will never listen.

Ready? 


1. Concentrate on fucking over the taxpayers and fans financially and leave the team to someone else, you stupid doucheweasel.

kfries1
kfries1

@ChrisYu@kfries1I suppose that 44-6 ass whipping the Cowturds took was much better? That was for a game that counted and the Valley Ranch Druggies just took the season off. They might as well have been polishing their golf clubs for the last 3 quarters.
I'm quite familiar with the hangouts the Cowturds were overindulging themselves at in Valley Ranch, I only lived a half mile away and one of their favorite places was next to the current Irving Library in Valley Ranch. Funny how they were banned from that bar after a few bad accidents and Sundays.

Don't worry, Quincy Carter was a bad joke in Addison before he got fired, so those losers were spreading the shame elsewhere too.
<snicker>

kfries1
kfries1

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz@kfries1Swing and a miss, bay-beeee! I actually grew up south of K&A, the heart of the Philly White Trash exodus.

Just in case you want a reference of what it looked like back then, it's a complete sewer now.
I actually grew up about a quarter mile north[1] of the "Rocky Balboa" home[2] in the first movie and a few of the later ones. A little further north is where parts of 13 Monkeys were filmed[3] and a bit north of me were a large chunk of scenes from "Fighting Back"[4].


In short, Texas is a far nicer place than where I grew up and you deserve better than the Cowturds.

[1] 1800 Cambria

[2] 1800 Tusculum

[3] Kensington and Somerset (between #1 and #2)

[4] McPherson Square Library and surrounding environs.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

I'd have to be a cowboys fan to be a fish to that shitty post and every regular here knows im not now gofucyourself

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