Get Outta Here, Congressman Steve Stockman, You Zany Guy You

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Buzz wants to give a big shout-out and thanks to The Washington Times, the super-conservative other paper in D.C., for clearing up a misconception many people have about Tea Partying Congressman Steve Stockman, who recently announced that he'll challenge Senator John Cornyn in next year's GOP primary.

Turns out that liberals, who consider Stockman an Obama-hating, gun-crazed loon, are just a bunch of humorless tight-asses who don't have the brains to get Stockman's cutting-edge political wit, the Times wrote last week.

For instance: Dim-bulb progressives were shocked when Stockman invited gun-loving rocker Ted Nugent -- who's sadly failed to deliver on his promise to be "dead or in jail by this time next year" if Obama was re-elected -- to the president's state of the union address. Apparently liberals don't know the word dadaesque. And when Stockman said chlamydia was more popular than Obamacare, or that if fetuses had guns there'd be no abortions? Pow! Man, that's so edgy we just want to snap our fingers. That Stockman cat is like a conservative Andy Kaufman. He's so out there you should just never take anything he says seriously.

C'mon, libtards, get with it. Can't you see that Stockman, who has something like $32,000 in his campaign fund and on Tuesday offered anyone who contributes $10 a green "Obama barf bag," is just having a major goof? It's not a campaign. It's performance art.

The left's general humorlessness is really just a big downer all 'round, isn't it? Fox commentator Megyn Kelly goes on air and announces that both Santa Claus and Jesus were white, and the liberal Borg get their panties twisted, forcing the poor woman to go back on the air and tell everyone it was just a -- duh-- joke. Man, there's nothing worse than having to explain a joke to people who don't get it. Buzz knows this well. We do it every week in our boss' office.

Even Sara Legvold of Roanoke, a fun-loving cut-up on the Texas Republican Executive Committee, can't evade the wrath of liberal funny haters. The website Burnt Orange Report savaged Legvold recently for an obviously ironic Facebook post she wrote after Nelson Mandela's death, in which she pointed out that black South Africans were way better off under Apartheid -- more jobs, more food, better health. Legvold also posted links to a white supremacist group on Facebook, BOR noted. Come on, BOR. Obviously that was just more out-there humor. No one on the GOP state executive committee can really be that stupid.

Listen, liberals, we all gotta take a deep breath and learn to laugh a little. People like Stockman, Kelly and the Texas GOP leadership are funny, funny clowns. And you know how the world loves a clown.

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bvckvs
bvckvs topcommenter

"It's not a campaign; it's performance art" - what a great description!

ruddski
ruddski

If you have an intern get on google, you'll see Stockman is late to the barf-bag game.

Stockman pals with gun-loving rocker who has never attacked nor terrorized his countrymen nor god-DAMNed America? What a radical.

Have your intern google fact sheets on a South Africa as well.

Seriously, you guys get paid for this?

ruddski
ruddski

About this huge Santa controversy, isn't Santa a creation of Nordic, rosy-cheeked skiing types who say "yah!" And drink warm, dark beer? Seems Kelly is right, of COURSE he's white.

But he's a myth, so of course he can be any color anyone wants. He can even be a she, but the blonde girl is right, Santa is white, historically.

And the Jesus color thing, wasn't he a Jew? Are not Jews considered Caucasian?

Admonkey
Admonkey

Stockman may have $32,000 in cash on hand, but he's also carrying nearly $170,000 in debts held over from the last cycle.


This isn't performance art, it's fundraising and name ID elevation. Expect him on a talk show near you, post-March.

ROFLCopter
ROFLCopter

The Observer is a good Journolist lapdog.  Absolutely nothing they or anyone else can do will stop the Cruz axis of the party from owning Congress in 2014.

dingo
dingo

Poor DO shouldn't have to worry about anything FOX says. Soros already declared victory over them:

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/media-matters-declares-victory-over-fox-news

"

Media Matters has laid out its strategic plan for the coming years, and handed a copy over to Huffington Post – no surprise, since Media Matters preps other media outlets regularly, coordinating with the Obama White House as well. Media Matters wants to shift to “new, increasingly influential targets, including Spanish-language media, social media streams, alternative online outlets and morning and entertainment sources.”

While Media Matters has declared victory, the truth seems more that Media Matters has decided that Fox just wasn’t vulnerable enough to its tactics. Instead, it will move on to smaller and lesser things.

"

ragetweets
ragetweets

More extreme left wing ranting from the Dallas Observer.  How surprising.

everlastingphelps
everlastingphelps topcommenter

Alinsky, you magnificent bastard, we read your book!


RULE 4: “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.”

RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”

RULE 6: “A good tactic is one your people enjoy.” 

ruddski
ruddski

Wonder what his poll numbers are like.

The polls are SO interesting today, some might say historically unprecedented. Keep your eye on Stockman though, he's what liberal democrats should be worried about.

MaxNoDifference
MaxNoDifference

Congressman Stockman, they aren't laughing with you, they're laughing at you.

PatrickWilliams
PatrickWilliams moderator

@ruddski So, as the world gathered to mourn the death of a man who spent 27 years in prison as the result of a cruel and racist system and who forgave the men who imprisoned him and led his nation to reconciliation, a GOP party leader in TEXAS sends out a message basically saying how sunnier things were thanks to Apartheid.


Seriously, you don't see ANY problem with that?


I bet you're a laugh riot at funerals. "Now, here with an opposing view to the preceding eulogy, is Ruddski."

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@ruddski

jews are not a race, they are an ethnicity.

there are caucasion jews, there are asian jews, there are black jews.

so no, it is impossible to say with any certainty what race jesus would have been.

as for santa claus, yes, as he/she is a myth he/she could be just about any race or sex one wishes him/her to be, except he/she could not be jewish as he/she would not celebrate christmas if they were.

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

@ruddski 

I've always considered Santa sort of pink-ish with those rosy cheeks, and all.

ruddski
ruddski

Keeping the players in this rogue admiinistrstion out of legal trouble is going to be sonething interesting to watch.. For, among other things, multiple violations of the Administrativre Procedures Act. President Cruz ma5y pardon Obama tho.

ruddski
ruddski

Other than OCD FOXophobes and Bill Oreilly, who pays attention to this laughable propaganda outfit?

killwhitepriv
killwhitepriv

1. Apartheid was set up mostly to prevent blacks from killing each other in their constant stupid tribal wars.

2. As soon as Apartheid was ended, the stupid tribal wars began again, only this time the tribes are mostly black political parties called ANC and IFP etc. They're killing each other multiple times a week. Read the actual news from SA once in awhile, you typical goofy naive white-guilt-ridden "progressive" libtard. It's hilarious how you try to project this "tough cynical world-weary journalist" shit-image, when in reality you are a naive little wishful-thinkin utopian Pollyanna lamb who knows less than jack shit about he actual conditions in South Africa.

3. Since the end of Apartheid, rape has shot up over 400% in SA. One in every three black SA men ADMIT to committing rape, usually gang rape. Murder has increased astronomically. Congratulations, your white-libtard good intentions have directly contributed to thousands and thousands of black women being raped and murdered. Way to go, libtard.

3. Mandela was a terrorist bomber and the ANC has no past or current "commitment to nonviolence". If you believe otherwise it is because you are a stereotypically naive and uninformed goofy white libtard.

4. About 3,500 (high estimate) blacks were killed by the SADF and police during Apartheid. Since the end of Apartheid, about 25,000 blacks have been killed by other blacks every single year. Those killings weren't happening under apartheid, a system meant mostly to keep blacks from killing each other. Way to go, naive white-guilt libtard.

SO CONTRATULATIONS! Your goofy naive white-guilt-libtard "good intentions" have directly contributed to the occurrence of millions of rapes and deaths that otherwise simply were not happening under Apartheid, which was meant to prevent blacks from killing each other all the time like they are right this very second in SA. Way to go, libtard. Read the actual news from an actual SA newspaper once in a while, you goofy naive white-guilt ridden libtard.

fracquestions
fracquestions

@PatrickWilliams@ruddski Your retort should win an award, or something! It gave me a great laugh (and I am one of those "libtards" who apparently lacks a sense of humor.)

ruddski
ruddski

I can see where it could be misinterpreted as was the claim that things for Iraqis were better under Saddam when our kids were fighting there. Timing could have been better.

But, factually, SA is very problematic, and that's not a slur on Mandela.

ruddski
ruddski

Ever talk to a Jew about the Caucasian thing? You might want to.

ruddski
ruddski

That's from the schnapps.

killwhitepriv
killwhitepriv

Kill White Privilege dead!!! So "progressive"!

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@ruddski

why do you continue to compare her comments with comments others made about Iraq? Unless it is the same person making the claims the analogy isn't valid.

South Africa isn't "one of the most dangerous places on Earth", it isn't even one of "most dangerous places" in Africa.

the bottom line is the non-white population of South Africa have basic human rights today that were denied them under apartheid. That includes the right to own property, live where they want, pursue the same education as whites, even marry the person of whatever race they happen to fall in love with.

apparently your position is these basic rights should be sacrificed for the supposed safety of being in a police state. incredible.

ruddski
ruddski

Ok, so she's as horrible as those who claimed that life under Saddam was better for Iraqis, even when Iraqi polled opinion was opposite that intellectual assessment based on emo logic.

South Africa, for all its glorious liberation, is one of the most dangerous places on Earth. That's a fact. When you talk of Mandela's legacy, do you ignore parts you don't like?

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@ruddski

no, it is not "bad timing", it is an error in her viewpoint, an absence of intellect.

sort of along the lines of your lack of concentration in "not read[ing] the entirety" of my post.

ruddski
ruddski

It was bad timing, as I said.

As bad as Harry Reid's call for surrender in the middle of battle, even.

The world will get over it, and Mandela's death, but SA's problems will likely continue for quite some time.

I must confess, I did not read the entirety of your post. You lost me at "along the lines of German Nazis"

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@ruddski

"misinterpreted"???? now THAT is a fine example of spin!

Sort of along the lines of the German Nazis were just making the European jews more comfortable by putting them in the concentration camps..or that the Africans in America really don't want to be freed, their life as a slave was so much more comfortable and pleasant..those Native Americans were so much safer in the Reservations, why would any of them want to stay where they were?

yeah, freedom is soooo overrated.

ridiculous doesn't go far enough.

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@ruddski

I've been reading Jewish history, original Jews. As in Jews at the time of Jesus.

good grief, "original Jews" existing more than a millenia before Jesus was said to arrive. in fact Jews had gone thru the first diaspora and returned by the time Jesus was said to live. don't know what you've "been reading" but I'd suggest something different if it says the Jews living around the time of Jesus were the "original Jews".

Mediterranean Hebrews, Semites, Caucasian.

you are aware that "Semitic" is considered to be a "West Asian" language family, and "Afroasiatic" in its origin?

ruddski
ruddski

I've been reading Jewish history, original Jews. As in Jews at the time of Jesus. Mediterranean Hebrews, Semites, Caucasian.

Then you get into converts, absorption, etc. people of Jewish faith, not Jewish heritage.

At the very least, the argument is much more complicated than the people attacking Kelley, who is on very strong historical and logical ground, would indicate when they declare her some kind of idiot for espousing a very solid, supportable position.

So, in kind, I think John Stewart, Patrick Williams, et al are laughingly fucking stoopid (rolls eyes) when they pretend that whatever their position is, it's the correct one.

But then again, these giant intellects probably still don't know that you actually CAN see Russia from Alaska, so really, maybe I'm expecting too much from people like Jon Stewart and Patrick Williams, who are, after all, entertainers.

mavdog
mavdog topcommenter

@ruddski

uh, I am jewish...I know jews who are not caucasian and they are, without a doubt, devout and observant jews.

you have a very narrow view of the world I must say.

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