Meet Cristy Nicole Deweese, Dallas ISD's Spanish-Teaching Playboy Model

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Even before the Internet, the young men at the Townview Magnet would have figured out that Cristy Nicole Deweese, their new Spanish teacher, had posed in Playboy. Someone would have gotten their hands on the February 2011 issue, in which an 18-year-old Deweese was featured as "Coed of the Month," and passed it around. That boys will find porn is a fundamental law of nature.

But now Deweese's body of work is at their fingertips. Her Coed of the Month shots, her "Naked Outdoors" gallery, her simulated lesbian sex scene, are all just a click away.

So, too, is the parental outrage that spurred The Dallas Morning News to take a look over the weekend at the modeling career of the now 21-year-old.

It seems unfair to say, as an anonymous parent did to the Morning News, that posing nude a couple of times should permanently preclude one from becoming a teacher. At the same time, every time she walks in front of her class, some students will have trouble shaking those Playboy images and her brief but revealing Playboy interview.

"My butt looks great in jeans, panties, or nothing," she told the magazine. "My legs are long. But my favorite thing about my body is my breasts. They're small, but real, nicely shaped, and I don't have to worry about back pain, bras, men staring or anything. I love them just the way they are."

The question becomes whether she can command her students' respect in spite of all that, which is something for DISD to decide. It declined to discuss the matter with the Morning News.

Meanwhile, here's her behind-the-scenes video from a Playboy shoot, in which she makes beef jerky innuendos and declares that she's "gonna be a Spanish teacher."


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42 comments
carthur27
carthur27

Cristy Nicole Deweese didn't just pose once for Playboy when she was 18.  After not getting any work as an aspiring fashion model, she hired out as a nude model for anyone that would pay her including some amateur photographers.  She was doing some of this work as recently as last year and there are close-up pictures of her anus and female reproductive organs in some of these pictures.  When you couple these pictures with several videos of her stripping to complete nudity, her position as a teacher becomes impossible in my opinion.  One also has to wonder what else is going to come out of the woodwork.

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

This probably won't end well.

JustSaying
JustSaying

I would much rather get in some greek practice with her, amirite?

lzippitydoo
lzippitydoo

Finally, DISD does something right and people are complaining!! I would be speaking fluent spanish if she were my teacher back in the day!

J_A_
J_A_

She's hot. There are two types of teachers, ones that are married at 21 and pop out 3 babies by 30 and ones like Cristy.

dustinmota
dustinmota

She has a great pair of lips too.


Rumpunch1
Rumpunch1

As a parent of two kids at Townview, I do not have a problem with this.  Not that it really matters since they are in a different cluster and do not take Spanish.  Also, my understanding is that she is in Education and Social Services Magnet - which I would not think would have too many boys anyway.

The only real problem I see is the continuing lack of imagination growth with todays youth.  We all had a few hot teachers through the years which we had to use our imaginations to picture them naked.

Cliffhanger
Cliffhanger

As a Townview parent, I really don't have a problem with what she did when she was 18. Hell, most of us would be judged unemployable if we were judged by what we did when we were 18. If she's a good teacher, let her teach.

Then again, my kid takes Latin.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

How long till the sexting scandal

JSSS
JSSS

That's one parent-teacher conference I would never miss.

matt.helm75
matt.helm75

If she posed in Playboy or not, she is going to be a distraction for the boys in the classroom.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

Playboy just asked me to pose for a few nudies, but I said no.

Tim.Covington
Tim.Covington

While I agree that a few professional nude photos should not preclude someone from being a teacher. I have to say that it shows poor decision making on her part, This goes doubly so, since she became a teacher in a Bible Belt state. This will not make her job any easier.

ruddski
ruddski

Teaching Spanish in Texas may appear to be a coal-to-Newcastle thing, but this will help Texas kids to assimilate. It's hard to succeed if you don't speak the language.

alteredjustice
alteredjustice

@carthur27 Holy shit, someone has seen her lady parts? I don't think it's crazy to say she should be burned alive just to make sure we don't catch her slut germs.

bcrdhu
bcrdhu

@Rumpunch1 you don't have to be in ESSM to be in her class. student speaking. Essm does have a nice chunk of guys in it though, but i agree with you.

Joshstruckoutagain
Joshstruckoutagain

Agreed sir, don't think a few pics on the old net is much of a problem...them boys been thinking about her in their sleep.

bmarvel
bmarvel topcommenter

@Tim.Covington How many 18-year-olds do you know who have made dumb decisions? It's just a lot harder now to leave those decisions behind you.

cmangum
cmangum

@alteredjustice you talk tough on the internet, but the fact that your deleting all the comments just shows that your a coward masquerading as an intellectually bully.  enjoy your day

cmangum
cmangum

@alteredjustice if your comment was meant to be satirical, then you wrote it poorly because the satire didn't translate.  with that said, way to keep it classy by using a small minded slang term thats offensive to all the unfortunate people with life challenging intellectual disabilities.  

cmangum
cmangum

@alteredjustice that might be the dumbest comment in the history of history.  i'm sure she's already regretting her career impacting poor choice, but there's no reason for you to say she should be burned alive.  You need to remember that this is somebody's daughter, grand-daughter or sister, so tap the brake & maybe display little grace & less life condemning judgement.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

@ruddski Hey, listen you.  Myrna is still a knockout at her age.  Can you imagine how much the other teachers at Cristy's school hate her?  Fat-ass bitter old bags with sagging breasts, skin tags, liver spots and stretch marks all over the place.

DirtyP1
DirtyP1

@bmarvel @Tim.Covington "How many 18-year-olds do you know who have made dumb decisions? It's just a lot harder now to leave those decisions behind you."

Harder now? It would have been hard for her 20 years ago. If you pose and end up in Playboy, there's always going to be nudes of you out there. I just don't see it being something that's just a "now" thing. It's easy to do something like this and after the fact say "well I was only 18". 18 year olds are fighting all over the world, I find little sympathy for her. That being said, I don't think what she did should keep her from working there. The problem is the kids' mom's that have never looked like her and being insecure about themselves. 

alteredjustice
alteredjustice

@cmangum I haven't deleted any of my comments.

Also, *you're, *you're, and *intellectual.

alteredjustice
alteredjustice

@cmangum Yup, that's it. Because one person took an obviously ridiculous comment seriously, it's poorly written.

Obviously you googled what A Modest Proposal is and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, because many people took Swift's work seriously too. So that doesn't make it satire? Whatever you say, idiot.

alteredjustice
alteredjustice

@cmangum I'm guessing you've never read A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift, have you tardo?

ruddski
ruddski

we'll take your word for it.

bmarvel
bmarvel topcommenter

@DirtyP1 Dirty-- We certainly had access to Playboy, and I suppose word might have gotten around and copies of the magazine would have been passed from sweaty palm to sweaty palm. But we also would have kept it a secret from our parents, teachers, the school board and other bluenoses. 

We did not have tweets, twitters, facebook, forums, blogs, and a zillion other chirping electronic gossips to spread the news. This 18-year-old was doomed as soon as she unsnapped the first snap.    

carthur27
carthur27

@DirtyP1 I'm incredulous you think "the problem" is "the kids' mom's[sic] that have never looked like her and being insecure about themselves."  Insecurity isn't what a mother feels when learning someone of dubious morals is teaching their child.

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

@Montemalone @bmarvel @Tim.Covington 

LOL

One of my favorite print advertisements ever is for a laser tattoo removal service. It shows a picture of a beautiful, semi-nude woman with her heavily-tattooed back towards the camera looking over her shoulder above the caption: Looking back, maybe that tattoo wasn't such a good idea.

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