In Dallas Yesterday, Researchers Unveiled "Definitive Video and DNA Evidence" of Bigfoot

Dr. Melba Ketchum, the East Texas veterinarian turned Bigfoot-hunting geneticist, is at a loss to explain why the scientific community refuses to take her research seriously.

"It's been rather painful," she explained in an exclusive, one-on-one interview with WFAA. "I was naive when I went into this. I thought science would welcome new information."

Not so. Her work with the Sasquatch Genome Project, which recently sequenced Bigfoot's DNA to discover that the creature is part human, has been met with ridicule by those outside of the cryptozoological community.

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But just as those filled with the Holy Spirit refuse to let the earthly persecution keep them from spreading the one true word, Ketchum has kept at her mission, of proving to the world that Bigfoot exists, with evangelical fervor.

That was the purpose of yesterday's Sasquatch Genome Project-led press conference in Dallas, where researchers unveiled "definitive video and DNA evidence from the elusive Sasquatch."

WFAA posted the raw HD video, which you'll see above. It was produced as part of the Erickson Project, a five-year, $500,000 initiative run by Adrian Erickson, a pioneer in modern Bigfoot research.

Ketchum has a handy explanation for why all of Erickson's video clips are so grainy, and why no one has ever found a body. It's because they use the wiles inherited from their human ancestors to elude us. Take Ketchum's word for it.

"Oh, you have to believe it," she tells WFAA. "Not only does the DNA evidence prove it, but I've actually seen one at this point."

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craigmcdanielapr
craigmcdanielapr

Wait a sec. Sure now we have clear scientific evidence that they exist, but everyone is overlooking the fact that the fundamental and unanswered puzzle remains a mystery. Are their feet actually big?

craigmcdanielapr
craigmcdanielapr

Wait a sec. Sure. Now we have clear scientific evidence that they exist, but everyone is overlooking the fundamental and - so far as I have determined - unanswered puzzle. Are their feet actually big?

Rabeeta
Rabeeta

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markzero
markzero

You have to believe they are magic. And nothing can stand in their way.

(Bigfoot came from Xanadu)

J_A_
J_A_

These comments are better than the story

T_S_
T_S_

I wonder if the Texas state Board of Education has been informed of this scientific study.  I think there's still time to get it into the books before printing.

dstille31
dstille31

She is an idiot, and so is anyone who believes Bigfoot exists.  How come she can't get a camera that takes a great video.  Hell, my phone takes better video than that crap.

Cliffhanger
Cliffhanger

There are at least five of them on the School Board. Or maybe those are just run-of-the-mill homo erecti.

kplo
kplo moderator communitymanager

Well, I'm sold. 

Threeboys
Threeboys

If she is a scientist, she should look at her own videos as proof that:

A.  There are plenty of large men who will gladly accept money to walk around the woods in gorilla suits while people video them with 1970's technology cameras as proof that Bigfoot exists.

B.  While Bigfoot may or may not exist, she got a great picture of Chewbacca.

C.  She got a great picture of something with long red hair lying down apparently oblivious that she was right on top of him especially since, given the camera's proximity, she must have made some noise getting that close.

Science.  It never fails to prove.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

Seriously, though.  I don't understand the lingering scepticism about the Bigfoot.  The videos are clear evidence that they exist.  They look happy and healthy.

Greg820
Greg820

Leave Bigfoot Alone!!!!!!!   (Too old a reference?)

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

I applaud Dr. Ketchum.  The Bigfoot colonies are a peaceful people and are simply trying to enjoy a simple and natural life in the woods. 

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

@dstille31 

*sheesh* 

It was clearly spelled out.  FTFA: It's because they use the wiles they inherited from their human ancestors to elude us.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

@Threeboys There is no way these people are in gorilla suits.  You can clearly see how real they are in these amazing video clips.

blake1313
blake1313

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz "clear evidence that they exist?" do you READ what you type? This is NOT clear evidence. This is video footage of someone walking around in a really nice Chewbacca-like costume. If I do not believe in this "clear evidence" that doesn't mean I do not believe in Bigfoot. Further more, we are supposed to believe that these researchers got close enough to video this EXTREMELY elusive creature sleeping, but all we get is a shot of the back of it AND this creature, that is SO elusive DIDN'T hear these people crunching their way through the forest? Come on!

mcdallas
mcdallas

@jordanllen258 Dearest Sir/Madam,


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I would be forever grateful to you if I can have you go along with me in this,I solicit for your undivided aid,I am committed to this project fervently and would also expect the same from you if you eventually decide to assist me.I could go on and on but suffice it is to stop here for now and hopefully look forward to a candid reply from you.


Sincere Regards,
Mr Big Foot, J

T_S_
T_S_

@jordanllen258  Bigfoot is among us, and, apparently, has some business opportunities for us.

ruddski
ruddski

Do they shit there? They might be bears.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

@mcdallas  THEY DO NOT EAT CATS!  Dammit.  They know very well that cats are poisonous.  So, cats must never be hunted as food.  They are poisonous. 

sstrong421
sstrong421

@ruddski

If they shit thre, surely we'd find some.  But it's probably just bear shit.

markzero
markzero

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz @mcdallas 

Wait, Myrna.

WAIT.

Are you a bigfoot?

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

The Bigfoot cover up their excrement.  They are a very clean people.

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