A Fort Worth Store Is Selling "Craig James Killed Five Hookers" T-Shirts for the TCU-SMU Game

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When TCU and SMU's football teams face off this weekend in the battle for the coveted Iron Skillet, the Horned Frogs are expected to dominate. The three-touchdown spread falls a couple of touchdowns shy of an abject humiliation, but it at least represents a solid pounding.

That's not good enough for Fort Worth, which is hard at work correcting the humiliation deficit. Case in point is the T-shirt unveiled yesterday by The Varsity -- Fort Worth, an off-campus retailer of Horned Frog merchandise.

See also: Craig James (Sort Of) Addresses That "Google Bomb" About Those "Five Dead Hookers"

For those unfamiliar with the acronym, you can brush up here. Basically, former Mustang Craig James killed five hookers at SMU, according to the Internet.

It was that phrase, along with his general lack of political skills and personal charisma, that ultimately torpedoed his bid for U.S. Senate. Now, it's come back to haunt his alma mater.

(h/t Liberally Lean)

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hall16243
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ericrapesbabies
ericrapesbabies

I saw Eric Nicholson biking along Santa Fe the other day and then he grabbed a lil Mexican Bambino and raped it to death! He used its body to make tacos covered in a delicate jizz sauce! He's never denied it!

Rumpunch1
Rumpunch1

And TCU killed T Boone's grandson.

ericrapesbabies
ericrapesbabies

Eric Nicholson rapes babies to death! He's never denied it! Haw haw this "liberal humor" is AWESOME!

LeroyJenkem
LeroyJenkem

Cue butthurt whining from SMU brats who can't understand why they're so loathed, in three...two...one...

ericnicraoesbabies
ericnicraoesbabies

Eric Nicholson ass-rapes his own kids! I'm calling Child Protective Services on you Eric, you child-rapist! Get ready for a nice long invasive visit from CPS, Eric!

Haw haw haw! I think I'm starting to get the hang of this "progressive liberal humor" thing!

tdkisok
tdkisok

Ted Cruz doesn't like tacos!! Run with it Internet Super Highway!!!!

ericnicraoesbabies
ericnicraoesbabies

Eric Nicholson rapes and eats black babies! He also chops off their fingers and shoves them up his ass! Hahahaha yuk yuk now that's some hilarious humor right there, right Eric?

Why do you like to rape and eat black babies, Eric? Why do you chop off their little teeny fingers and shove them up your ass? Stop that! You will never get hired by Gawker that way! LULZ

ericnicraoesbabies
ericnicraoesbabies

Eric Nicholson rapes and eats black babies! Yuk yuk yuk sooooo funny!

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

That shirt should be hashtagged or # or whatever

#CJK5H

Threeboys
Threeboys

Yeah, this hasn't been funny since the first post.

ericrapesbabies
ericrapesbabies

Seriously though, Eric, get ready for a visit from CPS, you child-rapist.

ericnicraoesbabies
ericnicraoesbabies

Am I doing this "progressive" libtard "humor" thing correctly?

Quit raping and eating black babies, Eric!

ericrapesbabies
ericrapesbabies

I know, and it's the best!

Eric Nicholson rapes babies to death and turns them into tacos! Yuk yuk

Liberal "progressive" humor is soooooo intelligent, sophisticated, and hilarious, don't you agree Eric, you baby-raping cannibal?

ericrapesbabies
ericrapesbabies

Eric Nicholson rapes and eats babies! He's never denied it! Yuk yuk yuk.

RonaldRegan
RonaldRegan

@ericrapesbabies Maybe I missed your explanation but why is this supposedly "liberal" or "progressive" let alone "humor"?

RonaldRegan
RonaldRegan

@ericrapesbabies Maybe I missed your extensive explanation but why is this supposedly "liberal" or "progressive" let alone "humor"?

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