Dallas Is an Illuminati Blueprint for the End Times, This YouTube Video Proves

To the untrained eye, the Google Earth view of the Dallas area looks about like what it is: a cancerous patch of concrete inexorably gobbling up the surrounding pastureland. But to those schooled in the ways of the Illuminati, it's something else entirely: a blueprint for the end times.

All of this is explained in detail in a YouTube video posted Friday by TheGroxt1, who has proved his authority on the matter by revealing the hidden truths contained in Miley Cyrus' twerks and will.i.am-Justin Bieber collaborations.

The logic is a bit hard to follow for the uninitiated, but it goes something like this. The end of the world will be heralded by the second coming of Jesus, whose arrival is imminent. God has been preparing humanity for this for millennia, liberally dropping hints throughout recorded history.

"Jesus Christ is in everything," TheGroxt1, aka Mark, explains. "I have Mayan tablets showing the day of the Lord coming to Egyptian tablets to old Hopi legends all of them corresponding to the same thing that Jesus Christ is Lord, and this has been set in motion since the beginning of the universe."

One of those hints comes in the form of a clown face, seen at the top of this strange piece of cover art.

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The same image appears in ancient heiroglyphs (the Sphinx-thing is a representation of Obama, for the record):

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"It has a lot to do with the dog star Sirius," TheGroxt1 says of the image. "It keeps showing that our soul begins here, that we are part of the dog star living our earthly existence and then moving on."

"This entity right here with this little hat," he continues, pointing to an indecipherable squiggle of lines, "many times it's been called 'It' just like the clown in Stephen King's shows and it's siphoning -- see it pulling off of the dog right there? It's pulling the soul away."

It becomes clearer when you look at a map of Dallas overlaid with TheGroxt1's drawing:

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"He's siphoning off of the dog, representing [that he's] stealing the souls as much as he can down there," The Groxt explains. "There's the dog, perfect. And it's in his mouth."

Conclusion: "It's all real, and it's all around us. These things are working toward the end of the age. The whole earth is set up like I'm showing right here."

Consider yourself warned.

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14 comments
monstruss
monstruss

I wish we as a society could stop giving schizophrenics a platform for their crazy shit.

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

Does anyone else see Dancing Bear wearing a fedora?

Just me . . . ?

Nevermind.

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

Reminds me the guy back in the 80's who found penises in all the magazine advertisements.

mcdallas
mcdallas

Gotta love YouTube.  

"Honey, what'd you do today?"

"Oh, not much... just foretold the end of the earth by superimposing a clown eating a puppy"


"Please tell me that the bite doesn't happen near where the Cowboys stadium used to be"

"Well of course it is.  The cowboy pentagram is still the indicator of alien invasion."

"What about the new stadium?"

"That's our spaceship ready to go"

"Great.  By the way, you're looking sexier than usual..."


...

...

(smokes cigarette, turns on tv, looks at cnn for proof that the world ended)

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

No worse than the balderdash spewed by the likes of Jeffress, I suppose.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

I have to agree with Scott and Monty. This is too whacked for Monday morning.

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

What the fuck?

Is the Observer paying you in lsd?

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

This was just too much for monday morning.  Dont we have the weekend crime report roundup we could start with please!

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

@mcdallas Steven King - Insane Clown Posse - Jerryworld - Lassie - Obama - Dr Strangelove  

Now I see how it all goes together and makes sense.   Is South Park on?

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

@everlastingphelps @Montemalone When I read this earlier, the words didn't make any sense at all. Either my browser was on the fritz (for this story only) or somebody fixed it.

Of course, the content of the video conjures images of kool aid stands and space ships.

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