Big Tex is Back

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Amy Silverstein
He is risen.

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susanwilliams407
susanwilliams407

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ruddski
ruddski topcommenter

He looks gay, and Latino. And he's unarmed. This is not your father's Big Tex, his name is Larry.

treavioli
treavioli

He's going to scare children.

RNWB
RNWB

I think He needs to show some ID. Looks like we have another one from south of the border. 

Satan
Satan

Why does Big Tex look like he just took a dump of Big Mex...

ChrisYu
ChrisYu topcommenter

wow...had this same feeling when they replaced the original Darrin on Bewitched. (back when there was 4 channels, kids)

daylon
daylon

Did someone replace his eyedrops with airplane glue or something? Jeez man... tone down that stare a bit!

In other news, Dallas raised a giant "Alfred E. Neuman" statue in Fair Park today....

if6were9
if6were9

He's back from hell.....and is coming for YOUR soul. 

ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul
ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul topcommenter

Face isn' creepy enough, waist is too big, legs are too short, boot tops are way too high ... other than that, welcome back ...

P1Gunter
P1Gunter

Well at least he is not on fire this time.

juanmayeaux
juanmayeaux

Well he has the typical Texan Pin Head.

Rumpunch1
Rumpunch1

Looks like Kip's Big Boy, just taller.  He is not happy that his jeans are rolled up.

J_A_
J_A_

I think he gained some weight. He looks constipated.

Greg820
Greg820

Is that a sprinkler system or a fry-grease waterfall?

holmantx
holmantx topcommenter

@treavioli 

Needs a Marlboro hanging out of his mouth.  The old no-assed skin 'n bones guy was scary but familiar.  This guy's a changeling.

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