Today's Sign the Apocalypse Is Nigh: Redneck Heaven Is Getting Its Own Reality Show
How else to explain the enormous number of pixels devoted here and elsewhere to the local breastaurant empire's important fight against small-minded bureaucrats for the right to display painted breasts? And how else to explain the reality show MTV is now producing?
So Jenni, while Miley's ill-advised twerk overshadowed the trailer for Big Tips Texas during this weekend's Video Music Awards, we salute you. MTV, we wish you would go away.
-Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Run Afoul of the Good People of Lewisville (NSFW)
-Lewisville City Council Effectively Bans Redneck Heaven's "Anything But Clothes" Day
-Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Are Now Drawing the Ire of the Fort Worth City Council