Today's Sign the Apocalypse Is Nigh: Redneck Heaven Is Getting Its Own Reality Show

We don't know Jenni's last name. We don't know if she went to business school. We just know that she's the marketing coordinator for Redneck Heaven and that she's a genius.

How else to explain the enormous number of pixels devoted here and elsewhere to the local breastaurant empire's important fight against small-minded bureaucrats for the right to display painted breasts? And how else to explain the reality show MTV is now producing?

So Jenni, while Miley's ill-advised twerk overshadowed the trailer for Big Tips Texas during this weekend's Video Music Awards, we salute you. MTV, we wish you would go away.

(h/t Frontburner)

See also:
-Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Run Afoul of the Good People of Lewisville (NSFW)
-Lewisville City Council Effectively Bans Redneck Heaven's "Anything But Clothes" Day
-Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Are Now Drawing the Ire of the Fort Worth City Council



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bmsmithey
bmsmithey

I live in the Dallas area and I used to be a cocktail waitress as well but this is disgusting!!!!  This is why so many men sexually assault women and disrespect us.  Ladies put some more clothes on and go back to school please!!!!  And we do not act or talk like that in Dallas.  I am born and raised here and this is a disgrace to all Dallas women

IgnatiusJ
IgnatiusJ

Gosh, my impression of Lewisville is completely altered now.

Kaeli
Kaeli

Texans do NOT talk like that.. And I live in the DFW area. Just great. More "cowboy boots and buttless chaps", go back to the stockyards.

Kaeli
Kaeli

Texans do NOT talk like that.. And I live in the DFW area. Just great. More "cowboy boots and buttless chaps", go back to the stockyards.

Kaeli
Kaeli

Texans do NOT talk like that.. And I live in the DFW area. Just great. More "cowboy boots and buttless chaps", go back to the stockyards.

Sharon_Moreanus
Sharon_Moreanus topcommenter

The show is called 'Big Tips Texas' and will be shooting tonight at Breadwinner's Quarter Bar around 830 tonight.

Americano
Americano

How about you don't watch it?  Or even write about it?  Of course, writers gravitate to the subjects that interest them. 

JustSaying
JustSaying

This show is going to bomb. Its just Mtv trying to recreate the ratings bonanza that was the first season of the Jersey Shore. Nevermind that MTV couldn't recreate that first season in any of the subsequent seasons. Those dumb chicks from Redneck Heaven agreed to do it because they think it is their chance to become household names like Snooki and The Situation. I'm not quite sure how a few seasons of MTV money would be worth being a laughing stock for the rest of your life. The funny thing is, when the show gets cancelled, all those girls will have accomplished is having one summer of bad judgment follow them on a google search of their name for the rest of their lives.

Redneck Heaven does have 1.25 pints during local pro team games, though. So there's that.

LeroyJenkem
LeroyJenkem

Hey, this might be a win for Lewisville, too, as it'll give a chance for the world to see the city in a way other than through reruns of "COPS". It might even give a thorough view of the City Council members who started all of this: "We're a simple city of Christian virtue...MELVERT! Quit blowing your grandson and get in here! We're gonna be on the TV!"

whocareswhatithink
whocareswhatithink

If you have ever stumbled into and out of a red neck heaven, you too would be excited for this trashtastic show entering your home

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

I thought we discussed this weeks ago.  Just more trash. there is trash tv and then there is TRASH TV

ruddski
ruddski

The Miley Cyrus big-butt licking minstrel show was bad enough, and we already have a show featuring bearded racists, now we get more ignorant Southerners? Niggahz be all like "Wazzup with the KKK revival, cuz?"

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@whocareswhatithink rating for the 25-54 crowd will be through the roof.  just think of all the late 40s mid 50s divorced men who will be sitting at home cranking off on the couch to this show

if6were9
if6were9

@ScottsMerkin Yeah, there's nothing genius about getting some trashy tits-n-ass hoes a reality show. Seems to be pretty much par for the course on the boobtube these days. 

dingo
dingo

@ruddski The bearded racists that adopted a biracial kid?

ruddski
ruddski

Poor woman lives in Dallas, surrounded by these awful red neck types, why would she watch them in TV?

aljay165
aljay165

@ruddski you are in Texas.  Did you think they chased out the "awful red neck types" with the Indians?

Sharon_Moreanus
Sharon_Moreanus topcommenter

Myrna prefers Jeff and Larry....and cats.

Sharon_Moreanus
Sharon_Moreanus topcommenter

Myrna...don't be upset that you can't spill the kids on the floor.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz well you clicked through on a story about raunchy whores working as waitresses at a breastraunt, what did you expect

ruddski
ruddski

Well, she' s banished now, Oprah is safe.

dingo
dingo

@ruddski It was my understanding that she primarily relied upon the 'stand your ground beef'  defense.

ruddski
ruddski

Ubet. It's the sort of thing that enabled Paula Deen to get away with shooting that Trayvon kid.

dingo
dingo

@ruddski You are right again. I somehow forgot the age old KKK cover of forming a rainbow coalition in your own home.

ruddski
ruddski

Are you really that dense? You don't have to be on TV to need cover for white-sheet shennanigans.

dingo
dingo

@ruddskiYea,I guess they knew years back when they adopted him they would be on TV.

I guess the Taiwanese foster kid is also part of that ploy.

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