Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Are Now Drawing the Ire of the Fort Worth City Council

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Redneck Heaven in Fort Worth could soon be reduced to this.
When the Lewisville City Council voted last week ago to effectively ban Redneck Heaven's signature Anything But Clothes Day -- a move that garnered coverage in outlets ranging from local alt-weekly blogs to iconic women's magazines -- the breastaurant didn't complain. It celebrated.

"My girls made it in Cosmo!!!" Jenni, the local chain's marketing coordinator wrote on Facebook. "The story is laughable at best. BUT this just means more people will hear about us!"

The number of potential Redneck Heaven patrons who read Cosmopolitan is debatable, but her point is well taken. Inspiring a local government crackdown on your breastaurant because your servers are just too damn naked is total genius from a marketing standpoint.

See also
-Lewisville City Council Effectively Bans Redneck Heaven's "Anything But Clothes" Day
-Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Run Afoul of the Good People of Lewisville (NSFW)

And it's about to happen again. The Fort Worth Star-Telegram brings the news this morning that the Fort Worth City Council is also mulling Redneck Heaven-inspired legislation.

"If it's not a sexually oriented business and licensed appropriately, then all entertainers, servers, wait staff has to have opaque covering, and we're saying body paint and liquid latex is not it," City Councilman Danny Scarth told the paper.

Scarth's District 4 includes Redneck Heaven, a fact he somehow neglects to mention while describing its attributes -- "rolling hills, native oaks and thriving business parks" -- in his campaign bio. So far, he hasn't received any complaints from constituents but says he wants to "get out in front of it" before they start rolling in.

So it looks like Redneck Heaven will have to scrap plans for its next Anything But Clothes Party and hope its patrons can be sustained on a paltry diet of Bikini Mondays, Electric Cowgirl Tuesdays, Wash Me Wednesdays, Hot Summer Nights Lingerie Parties and Naughty Nurses 2013.


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Jim Davis
Jim Davis

No doesn`t seem like anyone does...LOL!

Crystal Means
Crystal Means

Does anybody really know what's going on here? Lol...

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

I just looked at yours too! Do you even really know what`s going on here? Double LOL!

Crystal Means
Crystal Means

Haha I just got a really good look at your profile pic lol...

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

Well I wish I knew what else. you are mesmerizing...

Crystal Means
Crystal Means

I like Jim..totally irreverent and I love it..

Jared Culpepper
Jared Culpepper

Arden, I was completely respectful of your right to your opinion. It appears you may be confusing your right to have an opinion with the responsibilities of others to abide your opinion, thus my comment that we don't want to be you. If they aren't breaking the law, the city has no responsibility or right to do anything to them. To answer a previous question, it was you who said you had a negative experience in working in a "sexually inspired" place. So that's where I got that. Lastly, the CITY is neither a sentient being nor an infallible entity and is currently investigating claims of impropriety brought forth by A CITY COUNCILMAN who is pretending to debate the definition of "opaque" because, like you, he believes his opinion supersedes the letter of the law: you and he don't like the restaurant, it should shut down, regardless of its actual compliance with the law.

Joanna Henson
Joanna Henson

The adult entertainment laws in Dallas have been too strict for a long time. I can see the argument in the case of servers though. Even strip clubs require waitresses to have certain body parts fully covered, for sanitary reasons.

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

Can we start a petition to ban Facebook access?

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

Do you spit out everything? LOL!

JustSaying
JustSaying

Redneck Heaven has pints of PBR and Bud Select for 1.25 during all Rangers/Mavs/Stars games. They could fucking paint swastikas on their foreheads and I would still go in there to watch a game.

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

Such a potty mouth for a hot christan girl! I like it...

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

Want a job in my strip club?

Arden Ellis
Arden Ellis

I think the CITY is telling them how to which is their place and I'm just agreeing. WOW.

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

If you are telling them how to run THEIR business. They are NOT doing andything illegal. ROLTGDFL!

James Day
James Day

Then don`t go and leave them alone.

Arden Ellis
Arden Ellis

So making a simple comment is now considered harassment. Lmfao. Ok jim.

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

Yes when they have NOTHING wrong or illegal and you tell them how they should run THEIR business!!

Trina Taki Hendrix-Hamilton
Trina Taki Hendrix-Hamilton

Im not trying to eat paint and especially paint thats come off someone elses body who I dont know. Thats nasty!

Arden Ellis
Arden Ellis

Making a simple comment is now considered harassment?!?! Lmfao. Ok, jim.

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

Maybe its paint that you can eat?

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

You started the harrasment with your comment. Don`t go there if you don`t like it! SIMPLE!!

Trina Taki Hendrix-Hamilton
Trina Taki Hendrix-Hamilton

I dont see how the paint doesnt get rubbed off as it always does especially with heat, prespiration, etc. Guess I am a germophobe!

Arden Ellis
Arden Ellis

Again, we all have our opinions and if the neighborhood or city doesn't want it there then the CITY has the right to regulate it. I just agree with them and have that individual right to do so.. Move along with your day instead of harassing someone you don't know because they DON"T AGREE WITH YOU.

John Scott
John Scott

"Since it doesn't affect you I find it very funny you feel the need to write paragraph long responses to tell a stranger what they should or shouldn't be doing." Oh the irony.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

Facebook comments are the worst.  They make no fucking sense when they are out of order and random

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

No health violation happening...well maybe some.. LOL!

Arden Ellis
Arden Ellis

I'm not sure who said anyone wanted to be like me or that I had a negative experience or am scared. These are all assumptions in which make you look like an ass and again we all have the right to like or dislike anything in this world. Since it doesn't affect you I find it very funny you feel the need to write paragraph long responses to tell a stranger what they should or shouldn't be doing. Comical.

Trina Taki Hendrix-Hamilton
Trina Taki Hendrix-Hamilton

Im just surprised the Health Department did not get involved. They have to touch your plates who knows what paint rubs off/drips off of them while serving yoru food. People need to stop assuming women who comment dont like it because they are naked. We dont care! At least I dont. If you are ok with ingesting paint just because it came off some woman's prespiring body (and who knows where she's been) because you think she's hot then fine, but doesnt the Health Department has some sort of duty to protect the public from things like that?

Jared Culpepper
Jared Culpepper

Ok, that's what I was trying to get. You dislike their business. You can't affirm that their current behavior is unlawful in anyway, but you're projecting your negative experience and fear onto this situation because you don't like it and assume it's the exact same situation you were once supposedly in. So you think it should be shut down. You don't like it, so it shouldn't exist. Your sarcastic empathy dilutes any point you might have wanted to make, as well. My ENTIRE point was that it DOESN'T affect me at all, whatsoever. I've never been. I don't plan to go. It doesn't affect me. So until an employee complains that the environment is unsuitable, or until it is proven that they are doing something unlawful--not just something YOU don't like--then let them be. We don't all want to be you Arden.

Rachel Hatfield
Rachel Hatfield

Perhaps they should hire male servers and make them paint their meat and two veg. It's all about compromise, folks.

Arden Ellis
Arden Ellis

Well after working in a sexually inspired environment for a good few years I am VERY justified to have the opinion that I do and since we're all given the ability to think for ourselves. We don't have to agree, sorry that it impacts your life so much NOT to have access to places like this. Good Day.

summerboos
summerboos

@Trina Taki Hendrix-Hamilton Laytex paint dries rubbery. It doesn't flake off, you gotta peel it off. Slowly and carefully, like a Band-Aid :p

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul the only use I have for FB is to post pictures and videos of my son so my mom and dad who live out of state can see him daily.  I dont want my kid to  skype them daily, because then that means i actually have to talk to them too

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