Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Run Afoul of the Good People of Lewisville (NSFW)

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The city of Lewisville has an uneasy relationship with Redneck Heaven, the local chain of Southern-themed breastaurants. On the one hand, it's a thriving business that boosts the local economy. "They have their niche in the market. They certainly know their target clientele, and they appeal to those people," explains James Kunke, the city's community relations and tourism director. On the other hand, the waitresses' generally skimpy attire, particularly during themed events like last week's (A)nything (B)ut (C)lothes, occasionally strikes residents as a bit too risque.

Technically, the no-clothes event complies with city rules, which require "a certain amount of coverage," Kunke says. "It says in the ordinance it has to be opaque coverage -- it can't be gauze or cellophane." Otherwise, an establishment has to be permitted as a sexually oriented business, of which there are currently none.

Lewisville police, after a thorough investigation last week, concluded that the body paint and other accessories covering servers' breasts and crotches at the (A)nything (B)ut (C)lothes event were, in fact, opaque. So, no violation of city rules. Tonight, the Lewisville City Council will consider whether to change that by excluding body paint, tattoos and body dye as acceptable forms of attire.

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This is the second time in as many years that Redneck Heaven has goaded the council into action. Back in 2011, a resident complained that servers were wearing only pasties to cover their breasts. Here's how Star Local News explained the decision:

The amended ordinance redefines "nudity or state of nudity" to restrict certain attire from being worn by wait staff unless the business has an SOB permit. The amended definition now includes the lower portion of a breast. It reads "nudity or a state of nudity is the appearance of a human bare buttock, anus, male genitals, female genitals or female breast; or a state of dress which fails to completely and opaquely cover a human buttock, anus, male genitals, female genitals or part of a female breast or breasts that is situated below a point immediately above the top of the areola."

But the current proposal is much more sweeping and will have a tremendous impact on how Redneck Heaven conducts business. Here are just a few examples of things that will no longer provide adequate coverage of nipple/breast/buttocks/crotch:

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sharon_short
sharon_short

My drink is not cold enough, can I have 2 more ice pubes?  

Bill Carroll
Bill Carroll

I think we should meet there to give them a piece of our minds. Thats terrible.

Karen Wilkolak
Karen Wilkolak

I hate when that happens! I don't want to rent a set, I want to BUY a set! Heh heh heh.

Obummer
Obummer

Yo when ah go ta uh bar, ah don' go looking fo' uh girl who knows da capital o' Maine.

Henry Padilla
Henry Padilla

Fine, serving food half naked is gross. But the fully clothed chinese buffets are yumyum fun for the family! Until they get closed down at the rate of one a week for actual health violations. (not imagined, like you guys are doing).

Henry Padilla
Henry Padilla

Nice to know you're not the judgemental type. Wow, glad this is, nominally, a free country and I can go where I please without fear of persecution. My biggest problem, of course, is that anybody bigoted enough to say what you are is probably to uneducated to understand sarcasm so I'm wasting my typing. Sad to think you'll never realise just how ignorant this looks to others.

Henry Padilla
Henry Padilla

You guys realise that they don't put the tits and ass on your plate, right? So you honestly believe that just seeing a tit is unclean? And you think that's the norm? You need to deal with this phobia of your.

Henry Padilla
Henry Padilla

I guess for the same reason that Viagra and Cialis are covered under health insurance but Birth Control pills are not. Or prostate exams but not PAP smears. You figure out why males get to decide what a woman can do with her own body and you'll have a lot of arguments to win.

Kathy Hall
Kathy Hall

shut it down!!! You parents let your slutty daughters do this!!! Hope you dads are proud of your whores!!!

Jim Davis
Jim Davis

Doesn`t sound like your husbands Alpha...just sayin...

sharon_short
sharon_short

Is that why they gyrate on table tops? It is all over internet, this is no Hooters, they don't gyrate on table tops at Hooters, why are you so defensive? Has your family finally found out what you are really up to? I love the way everyone doesn't want the Sex club name but is exactly that. Do you suggest a church group, or family get togethers there? IF not, why not? Isn't it all just like a Hooters?

Monica Pinon
Monica Pinon

Fucking hell. Now that I've clicked on the article, all of the ads in my browser are for titties. NOT INTERESTED in strip clubs, thanks.

Karen Wilkolak
Karen Wilkolak

I have a few thoughts about this one: 1) while I support the right to maintain such an establishment and a woman's right to use her body in this fashion to work there, I'd also try and talk her out of it. 2) I'm wondering if some of the people objecting to this are ok with exposed Moobs (man boobs). I personally think they should stay covered!

Bob Hodges
Bob Hodges

and Brittney, it's "their" boobs.

sharon_short
sharon_short

Don't get your panties in a wad. This is just a titty bar...that's all. They should be treated like a sex bar because that is what they are. Be Rowdy and Proudy, you are a titty bar.

DallasSportsPrincess
DallasSportsPrincess

Oh Texas.  We love our women nearly naked, but don't give 'em any rights.  

Carrie Mabes
Carrie Mabes

I really did LOL at the last words of this article... "We could go on. Needless to say, if the measure passes tonight, there will be fewer reasons to visit Lewisville."

Steve Sarno
Steve Sarno

Hmm, I always thought Cracker Barrel was Redneck Heaven. I have learned much from this. Thank you.

cmpolito
cmpolito

When i'm out and about in Lewisville, I venture across the freeway to Frankies.  They have a ton more tvs, specials, and class.  This topless bar is considered a sports bar?  really?

Brittney Alexander
Brittney Alexander

Seriously?! The place is unsanitary just like strip clubs that serve food. Its gross! My husbands an alpha male in our relationship and even thinks its gross. I guess some men have lower standards but thats cool. Definitely not jealous, I just think the thought of serving food naked is nasty!!!

Brittney Alexander
Brittney Alexander

Jim its my day off dill hole. Tuck your saggy balls back in your big girl panties and get a life.

David True
David True

Can they serve breakfast and hotdog related items?

John1073
John1073

So as it stands, if I go out naked in Lewisville, so long as I paint my dick and ass with a nice shade of maroon, it will be ok? Remind me again why they have a health department?

Joshstruckoutagain
Joshstruckoutagain

From the looks of the first redhead, she owes a fisherman a few beers for getting her unhooked from the trotline. 

Brent Stewart
Brent Stewart

Lewisville trying to crack down on all the fun. Do people not have anything better to do than worry about what the girls are wearing at redneck heaven?

Jon Pitt
Jon Pitt

OMG! Not painted breasts! I am so appalled....

Steve Handy
Steve Handy

If you don't want tits and ass in your face then why would you go there? Why does it matter one bit what you think about the place? Why are you thinking about the place at all? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people who think that your opinion should over ride that of everyone else because you consider something offensive? I don't want penis in my face. That means I don't go to male strip clubs. I also don't bitch about them and attempt to take them away simply because I don't want to visit one. Who convinced you that your opinion mattered and that what you think should be the law of the land? The world doesn't revolve around you. Until you obtain the power of world dictator and eradicate everything that you don't like there will still be things in the world that might offend you. Grow up. Deal with it. Don't go to restaurants geared towards horn dogs and serve crappy food but still draw business because there are tits on display. You want to make a difference? Cure the disease and stop bitching about the symptoms.

JustSaying
JustSaying

@sharon_short Sharon, you ignorant slut. You can get a handjob at any strip club in DFW. The best you can get at Redneck Heaven is an extra side of ranch. Maybe, if you are a really big spender, a waitress will bring you an unordered drink right as happy hour ends.

Mervis
Mervis

They've got the right to be nearly naked.

scottmartintx
scottmartintx

@Brittney Alexander He is no alpha...are your breasts any less sanitary than your hands?  Of course not.

sharon_short
sharon_short

@JustSaying  You are so juvenile. No wonder scantily clad women in a "food joint" draw your teenage mind to them. Most successful people out grow that and choose to dine at food restaurants, and go to adult clubs for entertainment. Grow up, separate your food from sex Neanderthal!!!


JustSaying
JustSaying

@sharon_short Wow, you just get dumber by the post. How dare you insult the hair of Kenny Powers. You are a load of mayo that your mother should have swallowed.

sharon_short
sharon_short

@JustSaying You look like such a hillbilly with that 1980 mullet, I'll bet you are a regular at Redneck Heaven that all the girls who work their get the creeps when you come in the door.. The Creeper has arrived AGAIN!

JustSaying
JustSaying

@sharon_short   Sharon Short made a cum joke. She equated mayo with sperm. Remind me to never have lunch at Sharons house. Home of the 98.6 degree mayo.

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