Police: Investigation of Sex-Crazed Woman at Beauty Store Leads to Counterfeit Money Bust

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It's not entirely clear exactly what Quintessa Scott hoped to achieve yesterday evening by randomly thrusting herself at/grinding on customers trying to enter K S Beauty Supply at 9191 Forest Lane. If her goal was to scare away business, it was a success. Police say her unsolicited advances sent multiple would-be patrons scurrying back to their cars. If, rather, she was aiming to piss off the store owner, that worked, too. He emerged not long after Scott showed up and told her to leave. Instead, she walked up to store owner and his son and "performed sexual gestures and sounds," the specific nature of which are probably best left to the imagination.

Police showed up at about that time and they, too, told Scott to leave. Again, she refused. She had come to the shopping center to get beauty supplies and no way was she going to leave without them -- unless, of course, the officers would give her a ride to another store in their squad car. They agreed to give her a lift, though their destination -- the Lew Sterrett Justice Center, where she was being taken for disturbing the peace -- probably didn't have quite the range of cosmetics she had in mind.

Before they set off, however, officers took a look through Scott's belongings, which she apparently kept in a box. Inside were two purses, one large, one small, containing a predictable array of IDs, makeup and other personal effects. More interesting was what filled the remainder of the box: several color-coded binders, each filled with page after page of fake money. There were also lots of separate photos of the Ben Franklin from the $100 bill and dozens of small tags that said "Twenty USA."

"I am making fans with that paper," she told officers according to the police report. "That is why I have it."

She had a tougher time explaining the journal officers found, which explained in painstaking detail how Scott planned to go about distributing her counterfeit cash and the supplies she would need to continue doing so.

And so, what started out as a bizarre but minor arrest for disturbing the peace suddenly turned into something much much more serious. Dallas police called in the U.S. Secret Service to investigate, and her bond was set at an amazingly high $100,000.

Luckily, Scott should have no trouble paying that -- in cash no less -- just as soon as she gets her binders back.

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rubmaps
rubmaps

She should just go work at a massage parlor

Obummer
Obummer

Yo let muh peeps go; she’s just bees ah unlicensed money printer.

TexMarine
TexMarine

Imagine that, ID"s found in her purse. She'll need those to vote now if she doesn't become (or is already) a felon.

Kim Chi Vu
Kim Chi Vu

I call bath salts! Wait... it didn't say she got nekked...

ozonelarryb
ozonelarryb

Shakespeare was wrong. The world is not a stage, it's a sideshow. This shit is why the fair midway freakshow doesn't draw as it used to.

Tim Evans
Tim Evans

I bet somebody that sold her drugs is bummed about their fake twenties.

mcdallas
mcdallas

So instead of "binders full of women", she had "binders full of cash"?

Brandon Briscoe
Brandon Briscoe

Lady is cray cray! This story had me rolling reading the last paragraph

Robert Harvey
Robert Harvey

Some folks just don't understand a friendly gesture!

ferndmccullough
ferndmccullough

@Obummer Susanne was awe struck when she found out a person can make 1450 weekly just doing parti time WORK from their bedroom or home for that matter. All you need is internet and some will power to make this work When you see this page... 

yep. it/K3Career 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@TexMarine ... Felons are citizens too, why do inbred backwards redneck States deny them the Right to Vote?

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@Kim Chi Vu ... I'll have what she's having ... for my girlfriend.

TexMarine
TexMarine

@director21 - i guess it all depends on how i sound to you in your head when you read my comments. My guess is that you're so fucking dense that you attack those who think differently from you and your only retort is to attempt to attack their intelligence. I can assure you, I think for a living and make a good living doing it. So, are you as much of a pussy as you sound? My guess is YES!.

ryan762
ryan762

@DonkeyHotay @TexMarine Texas restores voting rights to felons at the completion of their sentence.

Texas also restores gun rights to felons (even violent ones) five years after the completion of their sentence.

ahyup
ahyup

@DonkeyHotay Don't lie. Nobody believes you have a girlfriend, or any contact with actual human females for that matter.

TexMarine
TexMarine

@director21 @TexMarine Wow...impressive. Somehow you've embellished my comments enough in your mind to think that I stated that she possessed fake ID's. Your latent racism is showing. You my feeble minded liberal friend are so wrong its pathetic. So who again is making assumptions based on zero facts? Fuck off you little troll. And maybe work on your literacy problem.

director21
director21

@TexMarine @director21 Your employer should get his money back if you think for a living! Your stupid assumption about her using fake IDs to vote is just Neanderthal Fascist GOP thought processes at work.

I did not attack you relative to my own personal belief system. I attacked you because you stated an assumption for which you have zero basis in fact, which makes my point.

As to my being a pussy, you are what you eat! Thank you for playing.

TexMarine
TexMarine

@DonkeyHotay states that deny felons the right to vote haven't deteriorated to the point that they need felons to decide elections.  We depend on local Dems to ensure that all our dead people and felons vote for president at least.

@Ryan762 - they may say that they do, but its practically impossible to get your rights back in Texas. My friend had a run in with the law 20 years ago and has been practically ignored by the TDCJ.

ahyup
ahyup

@DonkeyHotay

So you admit to having sexual thoughts about barnyard animals.

So noted.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@ahyup ... who said she was human?

Donkey has a fine piece of ASS back at the stables.

hth.

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