A Dallas Anti-Aging Clinic is Entirely Too Proud of Its "Breakthrough" Penis Enlargement Shot

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On the right, Priapus, a Greek god of fertility. On the left, Dallas Anti-Aging Institute CEO Zach Tallon.
Juan Ponce de Leon got some bad information. The Fountain of Youth isn't in Florida, as the 16th-century Spanish conquistador eventually figured out. It's actually a thousand miles to the west in an otherwise unremarkable Preston Center storefront, conveniently sandwiched between the Park Cities and Preston Hollow.

That's where the Dallas Anti-Aging Institute has been operating for the past couple of years. It inherited the space from the Pain Control Institute after its owner, a 53-year-old named Zach Tallon, discovered "bioidentical hormone therapy," a vaguely described but apparently miraculous set of treatments that helped him lose weight, gain muscle, and boost his flagging libido.

We won't dwell on puzzling out how the treatment is supposed to work. Instead, we'll turn our attention to what the clinic is describing as a "medical breakthrough." It's called the Priapus Shot®, and it supposedly makes your dick bigger. The clinic dispatched a press release about it on Friday.

"The science is there,"Dallas Anti-Aging Institute medical director, Dr. Robert Newberry, says in a press release. "And the increase we're seeing in penis length and girth is immediate and dramatic."

Case in point, a man identified only as Hal from Plano, who gushed about the Priapus Shot®. "This is the greatest thing I've seen. My measurements before the shot were 6.0" in length when erect and 4.5" circumference. In a matter of weeks after the shot they were 7.0" in length erect, and 5.6" circumference. As far as sexual performance goes, the sensitivity has completely changed and the erections are much stronger and last several times longer."

But to understand the full, almost revolutionary power of the treatment, we turn to Dr. Charles Runnels, the Alabama physician who developed it. And lest you think he's some charlatan peddling some over-hyped miracle cure as a way of preying on customer's insecurities, he insists in an open-letter on the Priapus Shot® website that his motives are pure. Just like they were when he developed and patented the O-Shot® (as in orgasm) for women.

Have you ever seen a woman cry because she loved her husband, never wanted to leave him, but found him totally inadequate in bed?

I have-many times.

Have you ever spoken to a man with a 3 inch erection-who at the age of 20 had never been on a date because he's embarassed about the size of his penis?

I have-more than once.

Have you ever seen a couple split so that the husband and wife now live in separate houses and the children "visit" the Father on the weekends-and it happened because the sex didn't work well?

So, have I.

After 20 years of taking care of patients with sexual problems, I can testify that "Sexual dysfunction causes major psychological and social problems." That's what the journal of the American Medical Association published in 2009-and it's true.

Very true.

Inspiration struck several years back as he was performing cosmetic procedures to sculpt the face. "[I]t occurred to me that it would be wonderful to do the same thing for the penis," he writes. "If you can inject the mouth to give it a larger shape then why should you not be able to do the same thing with the penis?"

Indeed. All a patient needs is a quick shot and BAM -- rock hard monster cock. Just read the anonymous testimonials Runnels provides on his website:

The lover of a man I treated actually said to him, "This feels like I'm having sex with my hard plastic dildo!" He reported that she came back the next day for quick sex and just to play with her new toy-his penis.

Another patient wrote to me in a text, "One inch longer in girth and length and concrete!"

So, there are two question men have to ask themselves. One is whether any of this is worth having a needle jabbed into an organ that probably should never be breached by a sharp object. The other is why you would ever trust said organ to this guy:

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Dr. Charles Runnels


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38 comments
BigAngelo
BigAngelo

Is this shot injected where I think it was injected? If you really want to make it bigger, I would go to www.makeitbiggernow.com for the real deal, at least it was the inly thing that worked for me. Or you could waste your money on pills or get the shot - yikes! However, I think Susan's comment is spot on.

Bill T. Whitis
Bill T. Whitis

Maybe for the three inchers - mine would never fit there...

Susan Durham
Susan Durham

Someone should inform these men that sex isn't between their legs---it's between their ears!

JustSaying
JustSaying

I have to admit, I have at times struggled with a flagging libido. I have a good friend that is a holistic lifestyle coach and I asked him if he knew of any organic treatments that could be used instead of the testosterone replacements that are being advertised everywhere. He told me that I needed to try a free treatment called "new pussy". He was right. That stuff works like a champ.

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

If the CEO looks like that, why in the wide, wide world of sports would anybody go to that clinic?

Joshstruckoutagain
Joshstruckoutagain

So that's what Richie Whitt is up to..atleast his hair is growing in pretty nice.

if6were9
if6were9

This, sports car and hair plugs; and you've got the trifecta of mid-life crisis'.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

methinks he just want to handle up on some dick.  creepiest photo on here in a while

Scott W. Hatfield
Scott W. Hatfield

This is Dallas. The "take-a-number" machine is to the right side of the door and the line forms to the left.

Lakewooder
Lakewooder

A short tool and his money are soon parted

ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul
ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul topcommenter

Wow, he must be an expert.  He is wearing a starched white lab coat with a pen in the pocket.


Where is the missing embroidered institutional logo?

JimSX
JimSX topcommenter

How long before we have dick pictures on Facebook?

Jon Jackson
Jon Jackson

Wow. Never ceases to amaze me how so many men fret over the size of their penis. What a waste of time and money.

nammer
nammer

Geraldo did this on his show years ago...took fat from someone's ass and put it in their cock.  That Zach Tallon looks like a plastic surgery nightmare...and that doctor...seriously...1991 called and they want their hair back

doublecheese
doublecheese

Interesting article.  Not really because of the content, but because i had heard about the Priapus Shot via banner ads on the DO's web site.  


Daniel
Daniel

If I have ever spoken to a man with a 3-inch erection, I certainly did not know it at the time.

ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul
ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul topcommenter

@JustSaying 

The problem with "new pussy" is that there is often a very severe adverse reaction with "old pussy".  For this reason, "new pussy" is often contraindicated for flagging libido.

fghj
fghj

@Montemalone you are utterly irrelevant. if this injection works as described, its a real break through for men who need it.

Daniel
Daniel

@ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul

Man, Michael Bolton's career is really in the toilet, eh?

Daniel
Daniel

@shwhitley  Geraldo performed this procedure with his customary delicacy, I presume.


Joshstruckoutagain
Joshstruckoutagain

I didn't know about it til Fake Norm asked Greggo for his opinion...but then I checked it out. Doesn't surprise a bit, does it?

Rooster0620
Rooster0620

I just did...and wow, did he ever have a lot to say a out the demise of RAGE...

Anna_Merlan
Anna_Merlan

@Daniel Glad to see Kenny G's finally cleaned up and gotten himself a real job. 

nammer
nammer

@Daniel @shwhitley If I remember correctly, he kept droning on about how he didn't have any body fat in his ass and that his cock didn't need enhancing...so they put it in his face...which I thought was appropriate 

JustSaying
JustSaying

@paulpsycho78 @Daniel Don't be one of those guys that think picking up the tab on a date is paying for pussy. Its not a good look.

Daniel
Daniel

@Anna_Merlan @Daniel   No, she was not. But he charmed his way into her heart when he responded, "Yeah? Well, can a hard plastic dildo go into the kitchen and fetch you a glass of water when it's done?"

Anna_Merlan
Anna_Merlan

@Daniel @Anna_Merlan Pretty sure that lady was not trying to be complimentary, but what do I know. Let's all defer to Dr. G on this one. Maybe it's all in the inflection. 

Daniel
Daniel

@Anna_Merlan @Daniel   From "king of 90s lite-jazz elevator music" to "man the ladies compare to a hard plastic dildo." No doubt you're not half as glad as his long-suffering mom.

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