Shawn Marion Drives an Incredibly Tiny Car

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We're not sure exactly what Shawn Marion is driving here. It's clearly not a car in the traditional sense of the word, nor is it a tricycle, even though it has three wheels. It's kind of like a golf cart, except it appears to be able to reach highway speeds and doesn't appear large enough to store any golf clubs. We'll just take the lead of the Redditor who dubbed it The Matricycle and the other one who declared it the visual representation of his jump shot.

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TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

I'm guessing the rollbar behind the driver's seat really doesn't do a 7-foot + tall man any good if that thing ever flips over.

lzippitydoo
lzippitydoo

Remember - athlete-money-spend-athlete-no money!

russp
russp

A motorcycle for those with balance issues?

Shay Ness
Shay Ness

Looks like one of those can-am monstrosities. Can't he just get a real bike or a real car? This is a "hybrid" that needs to die the way of the dodo. Can we get the aforementioned t-rex to kill it and a vulture to scrap it for parts in a 3rd world country? We'll be doing him a favor

John Ortez
John Ortez

I guess he has a lot of free time on his hands since the mavs didn't make the playoffs

MaxNoDifference
MaxNoDifference

At least it doesn't look like he's overcompensating for other shortcomings...

Logan Hill
Logan Hill

I believe that is a douche mobile. You have to have a douche card to be eligible to own one.

Natalie Fifield
Natalie Fifield

Welp, that's his decision. It's all about attitude..

DirtyP1
DirtyP1

@monstruss at least it has a truck engine in it!(albeit a Ford Ranger). I think $33k for one of these, or whatever Marion's cost, is a little pricey, am I right? 

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