Glenn Beck Wants to "Engrave ... Things On Your Child's Heart"

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Glenn Beck's wild-eyed, usually paranoid rants are such a common occurrence, Right Wing Watch has an entire category devoted to chronicling his crazy. Most of them are rather uninspired and give the impression that Beck is merely going through the motions in order to fulfill the persona he's built. But every so often, his ramblings reach such glorious levels of absurdity that we can't help but take notice.

That was the case when Beck announced plans for a $2 billion libertarian commune and with his Man-in-the-Moon-narrated Fourth of July spectacular.

Beck's been releasing details about the latter project over the past several months. The celebration could not be contained on one day, so it will take place over the entire Fourth of July weekend. It's happening for whatever reason in Salt Lake City. And, Beck announced yesterday, it's going to permanently mold the minds of America's children.

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"Everything that I am doing," Beck explained on his radio show, "I am working to be able to engrave these things on to your child's heart so they never forget."

He continues, explaining that three days is the optimal amount of time for truly effective indoctrination.

"Studies have shown us that three days makes a difference," he says. "A couple of hours will make an impression for about a week. A day will make it last a little longer. But three days can actually be a turning point in somebody's life."

Beck ends the topic with a promise: "Your children will never forget the moment the moon spoke, they will never forget and if we've done our job right, you and your children will never look up into the sky and see the moon the same way ever again."


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oakclifftownie
oakclifftownie

Beck ends the topic with a promise: "Your children will never forget the moment the moon spoke, they will never forget and if we've done our job right, you and your children will never look up into the sky and see the moon the same way ever again."

When My Moon Speaks the kids demand That I roll down the Car windows ......

dmtrousd
dmtrousd

If my child is to get one, at least a childhood heart tattoo won't be seen by future employers.

dmtrousd
dmtrousd

If my child is to get a heart tattoo, at least future employers won't see it.

bmarvel
bmarvel topcommenter

Sheer lunacy.

bealotcoolerifyoudid
bealotcoolerifyoudid

Wait, the moon is going to speak and we will never look at it the same way?  Will there be peyote at this thing? 

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

Does Glenn Beck resemble this J.C. Penny teapot in any way?

MushMouth1
MushMouth1

Reeducation. Worked great for the godless Commies for decades. 

Lakewooder
Lakewooder

Talking moon, huh?

Note to fellow conservatives: Glenn Beck and those of his ilk are playing you for fools and laughing (at YOU) all the way to the bank. Wake the F up & quit feeding these fear mongering little trolls.

rzimmerman1
rzimmerman1

@Lakewooder Only the Dallas Observer keeps me updated on Glenn Beck. I used to enjoy his radio program, but I found his TV show totally unwatchable. And towards the end, even his radio show got too preachy for me. I liked his humor but then he started taking himself too seriously and lost me. I honestly don't know where to find his broadcasts anymore.

animas
animas

Everybody but FOX and his former radio sponsor knew (knows) that Beck is an under educated opinionated misogynistic former -(maybe)- alcoholic and possibly narcissistic personality disorder individual with no cogent message. He is the worst example of a media creation. I wonder if he moved into Tammy Faye Bakker Messner's house in Southlake.

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