Finally, Someone Put on a Giant Penis Costume, Inserted It Into Dallas' Marketing Campaign

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It was only a matter of time, really before this happened. Put giant B's and G's around the city as part of the official "Big Things Happen Here" marketing campaign, and someone will eventually think "You know what? A penis is shaped kinda like an 'I.'" Then, it's only a matter of finding a penis costume and deciding where to insert oneself. The Granada, which is doing a caption contest for the shot above above, is a solid choice, though probably not quite as good as the Dallas Theological Seminary. It is also missing an erect "I."

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Warren Johnson
Warren Johnson

DO and toilet humor. Who said the only thing constant is change?

Yoyo25
Yoyo25

This makes me love my neighborhood 100x more. 

BO105
BO105

As long as Sandra Fluke gets her free birth control pills what difference does it make?

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

No . . . We're just really happy to see you!

MiddleAgedMan
MiddleAgedMan

Viagra just makes him taller. When it wears off he'll look like a lowercase R.

mcdallas
mcdallas topcommenter

and I thought that only politicians were allowed to give that to Dallas.

EricCeleste
EricCeleste

This seriously made my week. But I am 8 years old.

Debbie Bush
Debbie Bush

come on were your sense of humor ee..ee

Ron Sheck
Ron Sheck

I'll bet some people are really pissed off. . .

John Lee
John Lee

Dallas, "I've got a hard on for you."

ChrisYu
ChrisYu topcommenter

they misspelled 'torque'

Mary Catherine
Mary Catherine

only a matter of time before a black one is made, then an asian one, and then a mexican one. Dallas will be known as the city of big dicks. and there is nothing that the marketing team can do to stop it

tomfsale
tomfsale

I'm so proud. I was the preacher at this penis's wedding. (which by the way was under Big Tex!)

alexandrabonifield
alexandrabonifield

Making an appropriately immature gesture at a moronic, juvenile, ineffectual "marketing" gambit?

I single finger salute the "Big Things" Campaign in solidarity with you, Penis Dude!

Joseph Cabrera
Joseph Cabrera

I always heard the staff at Granada were a bunch of dicks....lol

George Taylor
George Taylor

If you want to see a true big D then whip put a Dallas Ft Worth map and draw all of 635, all of I-20 west from 635 to 820, then 820 up and finally 183...and what's at the tip of said D... White Settlement

veruszetec
veruszetec

Honestly, this campaign deserves it. Have a beer on me, penis-man.

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

@MiddleAgedMan Q: Why don't lawyers take Viagra  
A: Because it just makes them taller. 

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