CBS I-Team Discovers Sex on the Internet

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Mireya Villareal is the junior member of CBS 11's crack squad of investigative reporters, the I-Team for short. She's a tough, no-bullshit type, as is clear by the Serious Face she dons in her photo, and she's dedicated her career to sniffing out government corruption and waste and protecting consumers from scams and predatory business practices.

Last night, Villareal turned her laser-like focus onto her computer screen, where she discovered that -- shield your pets' eyes, folks -- people are using the Internet to help them pay for sex.

Not only that, but there are entire hooker-review websites, namely eccie.net, that let johns educate themselves before deciding where to spend their hard-earned cash.

We've written about ECCIE before, and similar sites have been around since the Internet's infancy. But all this seems to have come as a shock to Villareal when she Googled "escort review" and stumbled upon ECCIE, which she describes as a website that's "been around for years, but flourished, while it was based right here in Fort Worth."

"Women actually create profiles on this site and customers can post reviews about their services," she says.

The takeaway from Villareal's piece is that people who pay for sex, like restaurant patrons or someone buying a lawnmower, want to be informed consumers. The Internet, being the Internet, gladly obliges by providing online reviews. Thank God the I-Team's on the case.


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36 comments
Willie
Willie

She needs a serious DF.

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

If she's not careful, she might stumble across a LOLcat.

elpinchederelicto
elpinchederelicto

the look on her face says she hasn't had a good pounding in some time.  she needs a life.

JustSaying
JustSaying

A hooker review board? Balderdash. Me using a hooker review board is like a foodie looking up Golden Corral reviews on yelp.

Ant Speed
Ant Speed

did they see it on that tv thing connected to that magic machine, what do they call it, a com-pu-ter?

Fabian Power
Fabian Power

Also this just in we landed on the Moon!

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

Any reporter that hasn't discovered that you NEVER wear horizontal stripes for a promo photo obviously doesn't have the necessary investigative skills for the job.

gm0622
gm0622

Gee, maybe she should check backpage.com. might make her eyes a little more open.

ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul
ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul topcommenter

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, that sex related stuff is available on the internet.  What is next, complete sexual anarchy?  Next thing you know, people will be looking at pictures of naked women on the internet.

wes.house
wes.house

This is on par with "boy rakes leaves" WHO CARES

Rudy Cruz
Rudy Cruz

They'll tackle something called "eBay" next week.

David Sherrill
David Sherrill

Why is the Observer posting articles that are clearly from The Onion?

John Travis Wilson
John Travis Wilson

So, one can actually compare one's sloppy seconds based on the reviews?

DMZ3
DMZ3

Aww, don't be too hard on CBS 11. Villareal did get some news out of the story with the state investigations. And I guess the House bill is newsy.

matt.helm75
matt.helm75

Porn and sex is the driving force of technology and the internet.  Remember, it was only after the porn industry selected Blu-Ray over DVD-HD that the debate between the formats was finally settled.

oakclifftownie
oakclifftownie

Did she "JUST"  find it or is she a customer of its connection services as well ?

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

well let's hope she never picks up an Observer.

GuitarPlayer
GuitarPlayer

Thanks to the I-Team there are a whole bunch of middle aged guys in bible class who are now liberated because they have found a new venue to get laid. 


Thanks Mireya!!!!

bealotcoolerifyoudid
bealotcoolerifyoudid

I apologize for the fact that I will probably beat this horse to death, but it's hilarious to me that virtually every article DO publishes this week can somehow be tied to the Sexual Anarchy Agenda.  I hope Ms. Villarreal is safe because I understand that the SAA is almost as powerful as (and on full moons aligned with) the Illuminati.

bealotcoolerifyoudid
bealotcoolerifyoudid

@wes.house I googled "boy rakes leaves."  The first article is from 2006 about Boy George complaining that his community service was to rake leaves. 

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

Long live Sexual Anarchy. But more importantly, anyone have links to the SAA Manifesto?

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