Christian Columnist: Gay Boy Scouts Disappoint Jesus With Their "Sexual Anarchist Agenda"

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Linda Harvey, quietly seething.
Meet Linda Harvey, a talk radio host on a Christian station in Columbus, Ohio. In her free time, she's the founder and main opinion-spewer behind Mission: America, which promotes itself as "Christian commentary on the culture." Harvey is deeply concerned with pressing social issues like "paganism" (she means Halloween and Harry Potter) and feminism (which is apparently also paganism. Good to know).

But Harvey saves most of her animus for The Gays and how they're ruining the country, to the extent that the Southern Poverty Law Center at one point designated Mission: America as an anti-gay hate group (a charge the organization denies, sort of). And as Right Wing Watch pointed out this morning, in her latest column for World Net Daily, Harvey charges that the Boy Scouts' new policy of accepting openly gay youth will be disastrous for both the organization and The Children.

Specifically, Harvey claims, by allowing openly gay kids in the Scouts, the organization's leadership is "advancing the sexual anarchist agenda and drawing countless numbers of children into sin." Also, she's pretty sure those gay troopers are going to show up sporting "nail polish, dangling earrings and make-up."

Harvey asks, probably rhetorically, who the "monsters" on Scouts' board are, the ones who would "callously foster and feed the deception that any valid orientation exists except God-designed heterosexuality, and that all else is deviance?" She warns, too, that said leaders will have a lot of explaining to do when they meet Jesus.

But all this is merely a precursor to Harvey's real worry, which is that an (obviously HIV-infected) "out-and-proud 15 year old" will be "making moves on your still impressionable younger sons." And because Harvey thinks gayness is contagious, all it's going to take is one night in a pup tent near a gay kid before the entire troop goes up in fabulous, rainbow-colored flames.

It's probably the most outrageously anti-gay bit of Boy Scout-related trolling we've seen yet. Which only means that some other columnist or politician will try to top Harvey soon enough. We've got our money on Rick Santorum.

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scottie1620
scottie1620

My guess is that Linda Harvey is a major disappointment to Jesus.

Elizabeth Hart
Elizabeth Hart

I've read his economic & social policies and it's evident Jesus is a Liberal.

Susan Durham
Susan Durham

Disappoint Jesus, a man who had no home (to speak of), and wandered around and hung out with 12 other men with dubious backgrounds? Really?

Alecia Bailey Taylor
Alecia Bailey Taylor

Harry Potter is paganism?! I wouldn't mind seeing this muggle take a bludger to the face.

Aaron Dietrich
Aaron Dietrich

Who gives a shit? I mean really, what's she going to do? not a dam thing except keep on spewing religous BS to a select few. Her right her freedom to be an idiot, The land of the free baby.......

Josh Wilemon
Josh Wilemon

you know what else Jesus hates? AM radio.

Joseph Carr
Joseph Carr

Jesus was an Anarchist (Render to Ceaser, overthrow Judaic law). His best friend (and arguably, lover) was a whore. King David fucked Jonathan, the bible splits no hairs there. Sodom and Gomorrah is a morality tale about lack of hospitality and has zero to do with Homosexuality. Taking the old law into account homosexuality falls alongside not eating pork, a law which Christ purportedly overthrows (the Greek word used is katargeo: render obsolete, complete). You disappoint Jesus with your White rich Republican American agenda, everything that Christ was not. "They shall know you are mine by your love for one another"

Jon Jackson
Jon Jackson

You going to let her out hate you rick santorum?

Mike Thornton
Mike Thornton

The really curious thing is that none of these types of folks can point to anything in the Bible which gives them the right to point out to anyone else what behavior is sinful, or anything which suggests that they should translate their religious convictions into the legal and/or political realm. Just kind of odd...you'd expect that they could make that argument.

Chad Aldridge
Chad Aldridge

More demonstrable love from the peoples of Jesus. ;) I'm so glad I finally realized this worldwide cult was wrong and insane.

Keith Funk
Keith Funk

Judgemental bitches and bastards alike disappoint Jesus.....

roo_ster
roo_ster

AM:

Really, sourcing _SPLC_?  The same folks who consider the tacky men who practice "game" to be part of hate-groups? The same Southern Poverty Law Center that is only concerned about the poverty of its directors and employees?

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OTOH,  I loves me some cognitive dissonance.  A body can always count on the political left to provide it, in spades.  Much talk of tolerance as the ultimate virtue, but displaying none toward those to whome they might display actual tolerance.  Denunciations of "hate" as the ultimate sin, but ladling it out for those who choose not to enter the leftist echo chamber.  One might come to think of both as mere cant, devoid of meaning...or meaning whatever is convenient at the time.

Really, ought we expect cultural marxists to exhibit anything other than stalinist totalitarian behavior?

From just this thread, as fine a sampling of hatred and intolerance is to be found.


bealotcoolerifyoudid:
Then the randy bonobo will speak while we bang Linda Harvey while hanging from the rafters.

[Because nothing says, "I love you for being a human being deserving of compassion," like a good gang-raping.]

Montemalone:
This is all about hatred and bigotry pure and simple. Unfortunately, most of these people hide behind babyjeezus and the bible to spout their bullshit. That's never gonna change.

[Yes, the tolerant fellow who mocks their god _would_ be well-read enough on Christian doctrine to determine that nothing in that doctrine sanctions sexual immorality, to include homosexuality.  Has to be hatred.]

Sharon_Moreanus:
She needs to be bitch slapped into 2013.

[I am sure those are bitch-slaps of love and acceptance.]

121enjoy:
She is just another fanatical religious bigot who spews intolerance.

[And we have the carefully considered psychoanalysis of one's political opponent.  I am sure glad there has been no history by the left of the use of psychiatry to marginalize and torment its opponents.]



russell.allison1
russell.allison1

Somebody help me with this:  Many of the kids that enter the Boy Scouts of America enter that organization between the ages of 9-12.  Is somebody really asking 9-12 year olds if they're gay or straight?  And, it seems to me that any parent who has enough examples of their childs sexual orientation by the time that they're 9-12 years old should probably be seeing a qualified therapist to ascertain why their prepubescent child has begun sexualizing his...playmates.  Am I missing something?

bvckvs
bvckvs topcommenter

She's an unknown AM talk radio host in a distant village, with no audience.  She has no voice in Dallas, either.

So why is the Observer bothering with her.  Is it really that hard to find a local Christianista to showcase?

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

Hey, do ya'll have any samples of her voice?

Is this the piss lady?

121enjoy
121enjoy

She is just another fanatical religious bigot who spews intolerance.

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

" all it's going to take is one night in a pup tent near a gay kid before the entire troop goes up in fabulous, rainbow-colored flames"

So, what font should I use for the t-shirts? It needs to be not too fancy, cause the letters are gonna have to be kinds small to fit it all on.

CogitoErgoSum
CogitoErgoSum topcommenter

The Scouts are on the right track. Now, they just need to allow openly gay leaders and atheists, both of which they are still planning to ban.

observist
observist topcommenter

What exactly is her preferred alternative to sexual anarchy?  Sexual oligarchy?  Sexual dictatorship?  (heh heh heh). Sexual plutocracy?   The alternatives sound much more unsavory.

ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul
ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul topcommenter

"I like your Christ, it is your Christians that I do not like.  They are so unlike their Christ." -- Mahatma Ghandi


"Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curve balls" -- Pedro Cerrano

Sharon_Moreanus
Sharon_Moreanus topcommenter

She needs to be bitch slapped into 2013.

scottie1620
scottie1620

@Joseph Carr Mary of Bethany (Mary Magdalene) was NOT a whore. That is just another of the many lies told by the Holy Roman Church in its attempts to vilify women and promote homosexual pedophelia among its priests. Mary was actually a woman from an aristocratic family who was Jesus' wife and the mother of his children.

You need to read factual history books rather than the Wholly Babble. You might start with Bloodline of the Holy Grail: The Hidden Lineage of Jesus Revealed by Sir Laurence Gardner.

scottie1620
scottie1620

@roo_ster It sounds to me like another roo ster crawled into your bedroom with you.

crimjunkie
crimjunkie

@roo_ster Yep, it sure is Stalinist and totalitarian for folks to lobby the scouts to change their policy on gay members and leaders.  And to criticize bigotry.

Thank you for standing up for America, sir, by standing up to the totalitarian hypocritical intolerant libtards!

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

@roo_ster 

I love it when you intolerant folks insist that we tolerate your intolerance in the name of toleration.

Daniel
Daniel

@roo_ster The randy bonobo is a cultural Marxist? Guess I'll have to look for a new role model, then. 

bealotcoolerifyoudid
bealotcoolerifyoudid

@roo_ster First, I said bang, not rape. Maybe she is into gang bangs and we shouldn't judge her if she is, but be accommodating so long as there are rafters and a randy bonobo nearby. Haven't you seen the beginning to the movie Old School?

Third, (yeah I know it should be second, but it's the comment section on the internet so who really gives a care) please don't put down the "left" by linking me to them or to the "right". I am pretty far enough out there to be denounced in my own right.

Eighth, she brought up the Sexual Anarchy Agenda, I just wanted to know more about it. I didn't say we should bang Linda Harvey while hanging from the rafters, I was just wondering if that was part of the planning process for the agenda and how you have an agenda which denotes structure with sexual anarchy which has a connotation of chaos. However, the punch and pie comment did clear things up. I am sure we can agree that every Sexual Anarchy Agenda should have punch and pie.

roo_ster
roo_ster

@russell.allison1 Yes, you are missing something.  The kids are not quizzed on who they might, in the future like to have sex with.  The policy has been not to allow openly homosexual employees, volunteers, and members.  

I would concur with your second part, where if a kiddo that young has already been sexualized, he needs serious psychiatric and spiritual help.  If done so with the assent of his parents, they need to be prosecuted and punished.

RTGolden1
RTGolden1 topcommenter

@observist Maybe it's Sexual Representative Democracy.  Everyone gets to vote on who you should or should not have sex with?

bealotcoolerifyoudid
bealotcoolerifyoudid

@Daniel @roo_ster No the randy bonobo is anarcho syndicalist, rather than read marx he has read Proudhomme and Kropotkin.  The randy bonobo is pure and free from dogma and oppression.  Like a Crash Worship concert if you ever got the chance to experience it.

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

@roo_ster @russell.allison1

I knew damn good and well what my sexual orientation was by age 9.

Are you saying you didn't?

I'm thinking that you might be kinda' sexually confused

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