Far North Dallas Tax Office Gets Surprise Package of Weed in Mail, Inexplicably Turns it in to Police

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The life of a tax office mail clerk seems that it'd be dull. Box after cardboard box of IRS forms, IRS instruction manuals and IRS paraphernalia, with only an occasional piece of computer equipment to spice things up.

So, yesterday's special delivery must have come as a surprise to the clerk at a Far North Dallas tax office tucked behind the Studio Movie Grill at Central and Spring Valley Road. It was decently sized cube, 15 inches per side, and addressed to someone named Mike Jones. No Mike Jones worked at the tax office, but the address (13999 Goldmark Drive) and suite number (300) were correct, so the clerk figured it was a box of checks.

It was not. Inside, he found two Tupperware containers wrapped in tissue paper. Unwrapping one of them, the clerk discovered a vacuum-sealed freezer bag packed tight with marijuana. The tax office had not, he was pretty sure, ordered any weed.

The arrival of such a package was strange. Stranger still was the clerk's response. Rather than take the "checks" home and have a super chill weekend, he called Dallas police and handed everything over.

We've tried to contact the tax office to see just what in God's name this individual was thinking, but without success. There are a couple of tax offices in the strip center at 13999 Goldmark. The number for one is disconnected, while the man who answered the phone at the other sounded puzzled when asked if he'd received any weed shipments recently. So, it shall remain a mystery.


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17 comments
Regi King
Regi King

This guy just lost his lunch buddy...

Doreen Neil
Doreen Neil

wonder if his co-workers were pissed off

Josiah Cline
Josiah Cline

The weird thing was that originally four boxes and a barrel of funyuns were on the shipping list lol

Mark Gill
Mark Gill

looks like mid grade schwag lol

Hannah Abdanan
Hannah Abdanan

Poor man... He probably regretted it immediately.

Shoshana Portnoy
Shoshana Portnoy

What a sad story..... it could have been donated to a good cause.....

checkthatshit
checkthatshit

Far North Dallas Tax Office Gets Surprise Package of Weed in Mail, Inexplicably Turns it IN TO Police

GRAMMAR, PEOPLE!

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

No happy Easter in the Jones household.

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

a very pissed off Mike Jones is wondering why his dealer sent him his tax filing.

alteredjustice
alteredjustice

@checkthatshit While I really, really heavily agree, it seems like people like to connect the two prepositions regardless of context. Feels bad, man.

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