Area Woman Wants it Known That She's Had Lots of Random Sex Through Craigslist

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Not so unlikely after all.
Yesterday, we told you about an unfortunate area man whose plans for a Craigslist threesome resulted in zero threesomes and one potential watch theft. I indicated that I believed it was unlikely that a threesome would ever arise from a Craigslist-type situation, as finding even one woman who, A) doesn't want to be paid for sex or B) isn't a lonely Russian spambot can be difficult. It's not wrong to have sex with people you meet on Craigslist, per se. It's just that, if you're a straight dude looking for a woman, well, the odds do seem to be against you.

But I believe I may have misled the Craigslist sex-hopeful among you. An offended female reader emailed late last night to let me know that she has frequently has sex with men she meets on the site.

Here's her email in full, albeit with her name and email address redacted:
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Anna, I thought you inaccurately reported something in your post headlined "Area Man's Craigslist Threesome Ends In Non-Threesome, Possible Watch Theft." You editorialize "It's very unlikely that a woman on Craigslist wants to have sex with you." I think that's a bad assumption. I am an attractive young professional and I've had sex with quite a few men I've met on craigslist. This isn't something I do all the time but I know if I make a post there I will get 100+ replies and there will be a few decent guys in the mix. It's so much easier to screen them and much easier than hooking up with some douche at a bar and looking like slut. I think it would be more accurate for you to say "If you're old fat and ugly, it's unlikely that a woman on Craigslist wants to have sex with you." but that's also the case at bars, grocery stores, and the gym. Sometimes anonymous sex is fun; and one time I got a boyfriend out of it. Crazy I know.

I stand corrected, I suppose.

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RTGolden1
RTGolden1 topcommenter

Interesting discussion down there.  I was wondering how this story got so many comments.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

We have here a young man named Scotty

Whose mouth is what one would call "potty".

He's a son-of-a-gun, says, "Don't mess with my fun,

I'm a good friend of Mob boss, John Gotti."

RTGolden1
RTGolden1 topcommenter

And now we know why Melissa Kingston was outside that liquor store.

GuitarPlayer
GuitarPlayer

"It's so much easier to screen them and much easier than hooking up with some douche at a bar and looking like slut."

I got news for ya, darlin', you still look like a slut.

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

You just wanted an excuse to use that picture again.

Daniel
Daniel

Ten bucks says the letter writer was Mary Suhm.

ChrisYu
ChrisYu topcommenter

the Greensheet brings me 'buyers'.

Double-O-Joe
Double-O-Joe

Look, it's not the Russian spambots' fault that they're lonely.  You try finding stable, long-term companionship when the MCP and Sark are all up in your code about pulling in more unsuspecting users.

TexMarine
TexMarine

Good thing HPV, HIV and all other unfortunate acronyms are under control.  anonymous sex away!

TripleFakeSnake
TripleFakeSnake

On another note, this email sounds like it was written by a dude...IJS

Pukinmucus
Pukinmucus

...but I thought that was what adult friend finder is for?

Lisa Hardaway
Lisa Hardaway

Yea super awesome commenter not only had the word "Merkin" in his screen name but it also resides next to what appears to be a photo of his infant son. Winner.

joe.tone
joe.tone moderator

*Part 2 of a 9-part series.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

Sounds like a superficial bitch to me.  I know plenty of fat old ugly people that get laid constantly. seems to me trolling craigslist for fucks makes her a whore.  When is the last time she went to a bar.  People do it all the time and no one gets labeled a slut for draggin some dick out of a bar.  How is she screening dudes on CL w/o meeting them?  The bar seems much safer.  Did she leave a contact #

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@joe.tone Craiglist sex, itll keep me reading.  this series gets a 5 vagina rating

RTGolden1
RTGolden1 topcommenter

@ScottsMerkin I need to find this place where fat old ugly people get laid a lot.  will 2/3 still get me in?

Lakewooder
Lakewooder

@ScottsMerkin 

What's wrong with the occasional no commitment romp in the sheets? Scratching head.

observist
observist

@ScottsMerkin Trolling Craigslist doesn't make one a whore, charging money does.

CogitoErgoSum
CogitoErgoSum

@ScottsMerkin You kiss yer mama with that mouth, son? What sort of an asshat calls a woman a "whore" because she enjoys having sex with men? 

gmit
gmit

@ScottsMerkin Your Baby would be proud ! 

Really what "seems" safe is more of a personal deal based on unfounded preceptions of how the world works, so it really doenst matter. 

I wish all superficial bitches were so giving with the puuunanny

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@Lakewooder Not a damn thing really, It really went from a throw away comment to this mess.  Fuck me for just trying to have some fun, the irony is lost in that anna writes, a reader responds, she posts said response, and I throw a sarcastic remark out and I end up with Cogito trying take the high.  shit this place was built on whore ads

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

@observist I thought that was a "prostitute".  Anyway, "tart" sounds gentler than "whore" or "slut".

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum lots of men do, oh and women to, whore whore whore, what that fuck has all you peoples panties in a wad.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@gmit poor kid I know, his dad has a foul mouth, a shitty attitude and likes to joke around.  Fuck me

observist
observist

@Anna_Merlan @Myrna.Minkoff-Katz If the dead people consented before they died it doesn't seem like it should be a problem to anyone...

Anna_Merlan
Anna_Merlan

@Montemalone If you want to get your face and whatever all else gnawed off, Monte, that shit is your business.

But really: haven't you seen 28 Days Later? GERMS, MAN.  

Anna_Merlan
Anna_Merlan

@TheCredibleHulk YOU STOP. [Lobs empty coffee cup, misses, sighs futilely, knowing I brought this on myself.]

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@Anna_Merlan I hope she doesnt read the comments!  and Im sorry I bogarted the comment section.  It appears Ive trolled someone and they bit hook line n sinker

Anna_Merlan
Anna_Merlan

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz I know, I know. 

Personally, I literally don't give one single shit about who has sex with whomever else. I'm with Dan Savage on this one: If you're a consenting adult, your partner's a consenting adult, and whatever you're doing doesn't involve children, animals or dead people, then have at it. If this lady has managed to have enjoyable sex through Craigslist, more power to her.

Also, side note: my mom reads everything I write. Sorry, mom. For everything.  

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

@observist @CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder liquor in the front, poker in the rear.  

(Lick-her and Poke-her)

NOW I see your contribution.

garlandsucks
garlandsucks

@CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder I know plenty of dudes who think alot of anonymous sex makes one a whore...man or woman....not knowing anything about the person your sticking your cock into or having a cock stuck into one of your orifices is just kinda fuckin gross..

GuitarPlayer
GuitarPlayer

@ScottsMerkin

"and I throw a sarcastic remark out and I end up with Cogito trying take the high." 

My man, you could have stopped but you didn't. Don't bitch about the blowback (no pun intended)....you fucking love it.

Oh.......WHORE!!!      

Storm_71
Storm_71

@Merk are you drinking already brother????

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum but if I used my real name crazies like you may want to hunt me down and hurt me for saying shit so no fucking way would I put my real name out here.  

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum PUH-LEASE, the fact is that this is a public forum that allows me to say what I want and unless Mr Tone feels the necessity, it will stay.  If you dont like it, dont read it, ignore me. , I really dont care, thank you.    

CogitoErgoSum
CogitoErgoSum

@ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder This is a public forum, not the poker table with your buddies. If you think it's ok to casually lob out sexist and misogynistic comments, please think again.

CogitoErgoSum
CogitoErgoSum

@ScottsMerkin @CogitoErgoSum A "whore" is a prostitute. A woman who enjoys no commitment sex is behaving like most men do. Someone who thinks that's wrong is accepting of a sexist double-standard.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum so you are you trying to tell me that there is no such thing as a whore, and that other men and women call people whores?  If so, I know what level of intelligence Im dealing with

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