Area Woman Wants it Known That She's Had Lots of Random Sex Through Craigslist

RTGolden1 topcommenter

Interesting discussion down there. I was wondering how this story got so many comments.

Anna_Merlan topcommenter

@RTGolden1 Right? Goddamn.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

We have here a young man named Scotty

Whose mouth is what one would call "potty".

He's a son-of-a-gun, says, "Don't mess with my fun,

I'm a good friend of Mob boss, John Gotti."

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

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@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz Aww, thank you thank you. you know youve made it when Myrna writes a peom for you.

RTGolden1 topcommenter

And now we know why Melissa Kingston was outside that liquor store.

GuitarPlayer topcommenter

"It's so much easier to screen them and much easier than hooking up with some douche at a bar and looking like slut."

I got news for ya, darlin', you still look like a slut.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@GuitarPlayer how dare you call her a slut you sexist lol

scottindallas topcommenter

@ScottsMerkin @GuitarPlayer that's where you screwed up, she IS a SLUT, but not a whore.

Montemalone topcommenter

You just wanted an excuse to use that picture again.

Anna_Merlan topcommenter

@Montemalone Eric found it. I'm obsessed.

Daniel

Ten bucks says the letter writer was Mary Suhm.

TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

@Daniel

I wish I hadn't read this comment just after lunch.

Lindsay McEllen James

Ugh

ChrisYu topcommenter

the Greensheet brings me 'buyers'.

Double-O-Joe

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Look, it's not the Russian spambots' fault that they're lonely. You try finding stable, long-term companionship when the MCP and Sark are all up in your code about pulling in more unsuspecting users.

TexMarine

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Good thing HPV, HIV and all other unfortunate acronyms are under control. anonymous sex away!

ChrisDangerShow

eww..I just vomited a little in my mouth :)

Montemalone topcommenter

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@ChrisDangerShow Somebody on CL likes that.

TripleFakeSnake

On another note, this email sounds like it was written by a dude...IJS

Pukinmucus

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...but I thought that was what adult friend finder is for?

Marc C. Socolov

The "area woman" is probably a dude...

Lisa Hardaway

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Yea super awesome commenter not only had the word "Merkin" in his screen name but it also resides next to what appears to be a photo of his infant son. Winner.

TripleFakeSnake

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The question is...How does she feed?

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

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I'm not messin' with Scotty today!!!

Nan Little Kirkpatrick

Oh man, I should not have read the current comments on this.

joe.tone moderator editor

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*Part 2 of a 9-part series.

Anna_Merlan topcommenter

@joe.tone Sigh.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

@Anna_Merlan Good God, girl! Look what you stirred up.

Montemalone topcommenter

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@Anna_Merlan @MontemaloneWhat if he's cute?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07s-cNFffDM

TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

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@Anna_Merlan *snerk*

(sorry, Anna's mom. I keed, I keed!)

observist topcommenter

@Anna_Merlan @Myrna.Minkoff-Katz If the dead people consented before they died it doesn't seem like it should be a problem to anyone...

Anna_Merlan topcommenter

@Montemalone If you want to get your face and whatever all else gnawed off, Monte, that shit is your business.

But really: haven't you seen 28 Days Later? GERMS, MAN.

Montemalone topcommenter

@Anna_Merlan @Myrna.Minkoff-Katz Are zombies considered dead people?

Anna_Merlan topcommenter

@TheCredibleHulk YOU STOP. [Lobs empty coffee cup, misses, sighs futilely, knowing I brought this on myself.]

TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

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@Anna_Merlan @Myrna.Minkoff-Katz

But does she read your Craig's list ads?

*ducks head*

TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

@ScottsMerkin @Anna_Merlan

*chuckle*

Tough crowd, today. Eh?

Anna_Merlan topcommenter

@ScottsMerkin She does read the comments. I hope she makes an exception here. DON'T DO IT, MOM.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@Anna_Merlan I hope she doesnt read the comments! and Im sorry I bogarted the comment section. It appears Ive trolled someone and they bit hook line n sinker

Anna_Merlan topcommenter

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@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz I know, I know.

Personally, I literally don't give one single shit about who has sex with whomever else. I'm with Dan Savage on this one: If you're a consenting adult, your partner's a consenting adult, and whatever you're doing doesn't involve children, animals or dead people, then have at it. If this lady has managed to have enjoyable sex through Craigslist, more power to her.

Also, side note: my mom reads everything I write. Sorry, mom. For everything.

cleaver.gavin

@joe.tone There's a "part" innuendo in here somewhere Joe. We'll get to it.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

Oh, goody goody gum drops!

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

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@joe.tone Craiglist sex, itll keep me reading. this series gets a 5 vagina rating

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

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Sounds like a superficial bitch to me. I know plenty of fat old ugly people that get laid constantly. seems to me trolling craigslist for fucks makes her a whore. When is the last time she went to a bar. People do it all the time and no one gets labeled a slut for draggin some dick out of a bar. How is she screening dudes on CL w/o meeting them? The bar seems much safer. Did she leave a contact #

RTGolden1 topcommenter

@ScottsMerkin I need to find this place where fat old ugly people get laid a lot. will 2/3 still get me in?

scottindallas topcommenter

@RTGolden1 @ScottsMerkin it's called "being engaged"

Lakewooder

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@ScottsMerkin

What's wrong with the occasional no commitment romp in the sheets? Scratching head.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

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@Lakewooder Not a damn thing really, It really went from a throw away comment to this mess. Fuck me for just trying to have some fun, the irony is lost in that anna writes, a reader responds, she posts said response, and I throw a sarcastic remark out and I end up with Cogito trying take the high. shit this place was built on whore ads

scottindallas topcommenter

@garlandsucks @CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder It's no grosser or messier than when you stick it in someone you do know. Sometimes the anonymity allows people to be even freakier, as they don't have to worry about their kinks getting out of the bag.

scottindallas topcommenter

@observist @CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

(Lick-her and Poke-her)

NOW I see your contribution.

RTGolden1 topcommenter

@TheCredibleHulk @observist @CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder Liquor up front, Poker in the rear!

cantkeepthetruthdown

@CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder Misandry is fine around here though. Also: Jokes about sexual abuse victims. Perfectly OK.

casiepierce

@CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder Hum, I thought Joe Tone was the mod.......

garlandsucks

@CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder I know plenty of dudes who think alot of anonymous sex makes one a whore...man or woman....not knowing anything about the person your sticking your cock into or having a cock stuck into one of your orifices is just kinda fuckin gross..

garlandsucks

@GuitarPlayer @ScottsMerkin I know plenty of dudes who think that having alot of anonymous sex makes you a whore...man or woman

GuitarPlayer topcommenter

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@ScottsMerkin

"and I throw a sarcastic remark out and I end up with Cogito trying take the high."

My man, you could have stopped but you didn't. Don't bitch about the blowback (no pun intended)....you fucking love it.

Oh.......WHORE!!!

TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

@observist @CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder

Actually, I think that that is the section of Craig's List where you go to look for this sort of action: Poker Buddies.

observist topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum @ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder Poker buddies are much more civil to each other.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@Storm_71 leftover in my blood from last night I think.

Storm_71

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@Merk are you drinking already brother????

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum you've been trolled, gooddaytoya

CogitoErgoSum

@ScottsMerkin @CogitoErgoSum Exactly. So keep on trolling, buddy.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum but if I used my real name crazies like you may want to hunt me down and hurt me for saying shit so no fucking way would I put my real name out here.

CogitoErgoSum

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@ScottsMerkin @CogitoErgoSum But I'm not the one casually tossing out hateful shit.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum says the guy/girl commenting with a fake name. try again

CogitoErgoSum

@ScottsMerkin @CogitoErgoSum Sure, you can say what you want because you're using a fake name. Real courage on display there.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum PUH-LEASE, the fact is that this is a public forum that allows me to say what I want and unless Mr Tone feels the necessity, it will stay. If you dont like it, dont read it, ignore me. , I really dont care, thank you.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

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@CogitoErgoSum Oh, honey child! I've found it to be more like a poker table with their buddies, believe you me!

Lakewooder

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@ScottsMerkin

Side note: I wanted to be a whore when I grew up. Epic fail.

CogitoErgoSum

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@ScottsMerkin @Lakewooder This is a public forum, not the poker table with your buddies. If you think it's ok to casually lob out sexist and misogynistic comments, please think again.

observist topcommenter

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@ScottsMerkin Trolling Craigslist doesn't make one a whore, charging money does.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

@observist I thought that was a "prostitute". Anyway, "tart" sounds gentler than "whore" or "slut".

scottindallas topcommenter

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz @observist A whore is a prostitute. A slut is a lot of fun

observist topcommenter

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz @observist Strumpet.

ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul topcommenter

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz @observist Personally, I prefer watery bint ...

CogitoErgoSum

@ScottsMerkin @CogitoErgoSum @Myrna.Minkoff-Katz @observist Sure you do.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

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@CogitoErgoSum @Myrna.Minkoff-Katz @observist I call a spade a spade, in person or here, I dont care

CogitoErgoSum

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz @observist It's all quite sad to see the misogynistic comments that men will make behind the cover of anonymity.

CogitoErgoSum

@ScottsMerkin You kiss yer mama with that mouth, son? What sort of an asshat calls a woman a "whore" because she enjoys having sex with men?

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

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@CogitoErgoSum lots of men do, oh and women to, whore whore whore, what that fuck has all you peoples panties in a wad.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum there you go stereotyping men now

CogitoErgoSum

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@ScottsMerkin @CogitoErgoSum A "whore" is a prostitute. A woman who enjoys no commitment sex is behaving like most men do. Someone who thinks that's wrong is accepting of a sexist double-standard.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@CogitoErgoSum so you are you trying to tell me that there is no such thing as a whore, and that other men and women call people whores? If so, I know what level of intelligence Im dealing with