Area Man's Craigslist Threesome Ends In Non-Threesome, Possible Watch Theft

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Gentlemen. Let's get really real for a moment, shall we? It's very unlikely that a woman on Craigslist wants to have sex with you. Or rather, it's very unlikely that a woman on Craigslist wants to have sex with you for free. And when two women from Craigslist are proposing sexual activity -- together, at the same time, with you, for free -- you've reached improbability levels so advanced, chances so infinitesimal, that you should stop and ask yourself a couple of questions. The first one being: is something unbelievably sketchy about to go down here?

Such is the lesson learned by one Dallas man, who filed a police report this morning concerning two women he met a couple of days ago on Craigslist (we're not linking to it, because the links to the police reports always get messed up, and we're withholding his name out of simple pity).

The man's new friends went by Bo and Ashley. He didn't know their last names, because it was not that sort of party. He would recall to the cops later that they were both black, wearing jeans, and had lots of tattoos on their arms and backs.

The trio decided to meet for a drink very late last night at a bar on McKinney Avenue. Things must have gone well, because after a few drinks they proceeded back to the man's house around 3:45 a.m.

At that point, Bo became very sick, the man told the police. He became very preoccupied with "consoling and aiding" her, he added, to the point where he lost track of Ashley, his other date. Both women left very quickly after Bo complained of being sick, speeding off in a Grey Dodge Challenger or Charger. It was at that point that the man noticed his watch was gone.

It was a very nice watch, he told police, a black and silver TAG brand-timepiece that he valued at $3,000. He surmised that Ashley must have slipped into his dresser drawer while he was in the midst of consoling her friend. The man called the cops, then resumed texting Ashley, as he'd been doing for some time. She told him, the police report states, "that she did not take any property."

Police have made no arrests. And Craigslist Casual Encounters has probably lost one loyal customer.

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31 comments
los5961
los5961

It seems it should inspire people to set up video cameras.Reminds me of the guy who brought home a female from a club just to be robbed and killed in his own home but yet was able to prosecute because he had video survelliance.Anytime you are alone with someone especially a stranger you are in a invisible danger,so have an escape plan.

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

Dude might'a lost a watch, but he probably got the gift that keeps on giving.

Dfw Brutha
Dfw Brutha

LOL! They'll probably resell it on CL or the nearest pawn shop.

Susan Myers Allelo
Susan Myers Allelo

I think he dodged a bullet, perhaps literally. Let's hope this article helps some other naive and incredibly careless man.

garlandsucks
garlandsucks

NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH OR FISH TACO BUFFET BRO

billboh
billboh

Informative, relevant and entertaining. - three words that once described the Dallas Observer. This is garbage.

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

Bo, Ashley are you out there? I've got an old Timex if you'd like to hook up sometime!

Carl Fant
Carl Fant

Well, at least not one ended up with herpes.

Angelo Garcia
Angelo Garcia

if you go to a threesome you found on craigslist , you are gonna have a bad time .

Damien Snavely
Damien Snavely

The moral of the story : don't take random girls from craigslist home... Go to their place

cantkeepthetruthdown
cantkeepthetruthdown

Anna, you are killing @guitarplayer 's dreams here. 

First VV ditches the hooker ads and now you tell him women on craigslist just want to steal his watch?


joe.tone
joe.tone moderator

@billboh Shit. This is my favorite post of the day. I feel like we're at an impasse. 

leftocenter
leftocenter

Are you not entertained?  It was pretty clear from the title where this story was going...next time ... don't read it.

Anna_Merlan
Anna_Merlan

@EricCeleste (I'm not sure if that actually made sense, but it seemed funny in the moment I typed it)

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