A 300-Pound Man Raided the Mockingbird Station Victoria's Secret Yesterday

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Police are on the lookout for a 6'2", 300-pound Hispanic man who conducted a brief but successful raid on the Victoria's Secret at Mockingbird Station.

According to a police report, the man walked into the store through the front door, grabbed 20 sets of pajamas -- a $700 value -- then left through the rear exit, where he hopped into a gold Nissan Altima driven by a Hispanic woman. Store employees took down the license plate number from the paper tags on the car, but a check determined they were registered to a brand new Lexus.

This is not the first brazen daylight raid at the Mockingbird Station location by someone you probably wouldn't want to see wearing Victoria's Secret merchandise. Just after Christmas, a bald, heavily tattooed man did the same thing, though he opted for panties rather than pajamas.

The bigger question here is how the hell a 300-pound man plans to fit in pajamas designed for the woman in the photo. On second thought, that question is probably better left unanswered.

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brittier
brittier

How did they know he was 300 pounds?

DMZ3
DMZ3

Probably a fencing operation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fence_(criminal)

I didn't know this. But a friend who worked in "loss prevention" (private security teams that work in malls and stores to curtail theft) explained how Dallas has black market mini-malls all over, often running out of apartment complexes, where thousands of dollars worth of stolen merch are sold at deeply discounted rates. There are organized criminal syndicates in Dallas that do this stuff for a living, and make fairly good money since they're pulling in almost pure profit. I'm a suburban white boy so I was totally ignorant about this.

director21
director21

You would think that a 300 pound guy would have gone straight to the edible panties!

Susan Durham
Susan Durham

I hope he got his size! No returns on sale items, or items in the bins, or bras, or panties.

cantkeepthetruthdown
cantkeepthetruthdown

"Store employees took down the license plate number from the paper tags on the car, but a check determined they were registered to a brand new Lexus."

What a surprise.


Lucy Jimenez
Lucy Jimenez

He will probably be selling them at the flea market LOL!

Brandon Giannasi
Brandon Giannasi

Garriputo Strikes Again! They call him the "Masked Cupid" By the time authorities usually find him, he is wearing the lingerie, a clever defense strategy.

Pamela Flores
Pamela Flores

So no one could catch a 300 lb man? Someone should pick him in the next draft.

Shannon Adolph
Shannon Adolph

Well Valentine's Day is coming up. What gal wouldn't want stolen panties from her 300 lb boyfriend?

takihendrix
takihendrix

It's so obvious they did it to turn around and sell the stuff for Valentine's Day. 

alteredjustice
alteredjustice

"The bigger question here is how the hell a 300-pound man plans to fit in pajamas designed for the woman in the photo. On second thought, that question is probably better left unanswered."

Oh, they'll fit. And the woman driving the car will love watching him dance around in them.

Phil Chankaya
Phil Chankaya

And here I thought panty raids were only at college fraternities.

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

on the eve of Valentines, you have to ask why?

cantkeepthetruthdown
cantkeepthetruthdown

@DMZ3 Take a drive through any barrio in Dallas. You will see constant yard sales hawking stolen shit. 

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