A 300-Pound Man Raided the Mockingbird Station Victoria's Secret Yesterday
Police are on the lookout for a 6'2", 300-pound Hispanic man who conducted a brief but successful raid on the Victoria's Secret at Mockingbird Station.
According to a police report, the man walked into the store through the front door, grabbed 20 sets of pajamas -- a $700 value -- then left through the rear exit, where he hopped into a gold Nissan Altima driven by a Hispanic woman. Store employees took down the license plate number from the paper tags on the car, but a check determined they were registered to a brand new Lexus.
This is not the first brazen daylight raid at the Mockingbird Station location by someone you probably wouldn't want to see wearing Victoria's Secret merchandise. Just after Christmas, a bald, heavily tattooed man did the same thing, though he opted for panties rather than pajamas.
The bigger question here is how the hell a 300-pound man plans to fit in pajamas designed for the woman in the photo. On second thought, that question is probably better left unanswered.