A Completely Reasonable Response to the Cowboys Season: Blowing Up a Washing Machine and Tony Romo Jersey

By Eric Nicholson Wed., Jan. 2 2013 at 11:59 AM

Even after the Cowboys capped off another disappointingly mediocre season on Sunday, there were some things to be thankful for. The team stayed in the playoff chase and kept things entertaining until the very end with an impressive string of come-from-behind victories. Dez Bryant exorcised his demons and began to play up to his potential. Jerry Jones rapped in only one Papa John's commercial. They're not the Kansas City Chiefs.

That's not enough to take away the bitterness of another Tony Romo meltdown in a do-or-die game, but fans will at least have that much to savor while they hope to do better next year. That at least would be the reasonable thing to do, but we're talking about Cowboys country. Reason has no place here.

The video above is titled simply "Getting the Shit Off My Cowboys Jersey." This is achieved by draping the piece of apparel on a washing machine and then blowing up the washing machine by shooting the explosive device attached to it.

And that's just for losing a football game. Hate to see what happens if Obama decides to seize Texas' guns.

[h/t Frontburner]

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Steve Black

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Romo's the cause of all the loses. Trade that clown to Philly and get Manzel.

director21

@Steve Black Why would any other team want Romo? He would not even be a good high school QB, much less one on any pro team. The guy is a loser just like Danny White. Both set a lot of individual records, but neither ever came close to winning when it really mattered.

James_the_P3

The accents and the red dirt are a pretty clear indication that this didn't happen in Dallas--it's definitely Southeastern Oklahoma. Ada is my guess.

MountainBiker

dfw fk tards @ their best, this city amazes me when it comes to sports fans and Honda owners....

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@MountainBiker why the attack on Honda owners? Im a little confused by this, I get the bimmer benz thing but am I missing out on some inside joke, or is this a biker thing I wouldnt understand?

planecrazy

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@ScottsMerkin Probably has something to do with being honked at on the way to the mountain. If we could only get the mountain to the biker and not the biker to the mountain we could solve this road rage. Other than that I thought Honda's were a smart purchase (shoulder shrug). Guess the joke's on us.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@planecrazy Yeah, I was pleased with my accord coupe until a dodge ram decided to text n drive and total it. Got a 4 dr Civic SI now (had to get 4 drs, wife implored me since we have a 7 month old) and I love it too