State Rep. Bill Zedler Wants to License Strippers

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State Representative Bill Zedler first gained attention about a decade ago, when he led a grassroots crusade to block a Hooters from opening near his neighborhood in Arlington. To a certain extent, this was a classic case of not-in-my-backyard activism in which neighbors unite against an unwanted business, but Zedler at least was a true believer, puritanical in his opposition to what is by all measure a tame, if a bit tacky, breastaurant, claiming it would serve as a magnet for sexual predators.

Zedler hasn't softened his views since his election to the Texas Legislature in 2003, using his new-found clout to continue the fight against Hooters while expanding his focus to battle strip clubs and other sexually oriented businesses.

His latest salvo came yesterday, when Zedler filed HB 337, which would put additional restrictions on sexually oriented businesses. Under the bill, many of the specifics would be left up the the Texas Department of State Health Services, but this much is spelled out: Adult entertainers would need a license to strip.

This isn't an entirely new concept. The state of New York considered a similar measure several years ago. And Alabama apparently passed one. A quick Google search indicates that several cities have such rules in place as well.

But Zedler's bill doesn't stop there. Dancers -- and strip club owners and other employees -- would be required to "conspicuously display the person 's license on his or her person when conducting business at the sexually oriented business." Surprisingly, Zedler does not specify where the permit must be displayed, though his hope is undoubtedly that it will be large enough to cover the naughty parts.

The bill's stated purpose is to prevent human trafficking and protect public health. Short of establishing a large, expensive TABC-style agency to regulate strippers, it's hard to see how issuing licenses will have any impact on any of those things. More likely, it will be used as a pretext for hassling businesses Zedler disapproves of. There's even a vague provision allowing a three-person DSHS committee to shut down a strip club if it determines it to be a continuing threat to "public health or welfare."

By now you're probably worrying what this will mean for that nonsexual nudist camp you frequent, but you needn't fret. The bill carves out an exemption for those, as well as colleges and art schools so long as they stick to a single nude model. Then there's the fact that the bill is being proposed by Bill Zedler, whose ideas tend to be too extreme even for the Texas Legislature.

"Bill Zedler is a goofball," Texas Monthly's Paul Burka put it once on his blog. "There's no other way to put it. He contributes nothing except to provide occasional comic relief."

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Sounds like the kind of guy who feeds a raging addiction to porn in the secrecy of his home office.


Don't tell me, let me guess; Mr. Zedler hasn't given the least bit of consideration as to what the infrastructure behind such a program would cost.

Sotiredofitall topcommenter

He's just doing what the people who elected him want.  Question is will it actually come up for a vote so we can play count the idiots?

holmantx topcommenter

In Thailand, you have to have a license to be a prostitute.

and that regulation requires annual health checks for communicable diseases.


  Hilarious! I'm  for anything that will raise additional state  tax revenue.  Texas should have an "adult entertainment" tax.  All license fees support the state, probably the TDH. (lol)

everlastingphelps topcommenter

Leave them alone and find some other way to occupy your time.  Jesus, we already only let you meet every other year, and you STILL don't have enough to do.  Time to only let the lege meet every four years, I guess.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

I wonder what it is that Zedler's trying to repress in himself. 

TheCredibleHulk topcommenter


I wonder how many people wrote 'ol Bill a letter demanding that he impose a licensing fee on our upstanding, hard working striptease artists.

My guess? Zero.

scottindallas topcommenter

@frostypj I think they already DO tax them/us at the door.  I don't frequent those places so I'm not as up on this as I might be. 


@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz Zedler is probably trying to repress his desire to be a stripper and have a family business that includes his wife and daughters.

Sotiredofitall topcommenter

@TheCredibleHulk  Topic likely came up in one of the Decency for Arlington meetings      I'm sure they're in a perpetual state of outrage over something "sexual".


@scottindallas  Scott, there is a strip club tax, you're right. The "pole tax", $5 added to the strip club entrance fee, was voted into existence in 2007. It was super unpopular, many lawsuits were filed, and it was eventually declared to be constitutional in 2011. Wendy Davis wanted it to go towards processing rape kits:

Not clear whether most strip clubs are actually paying it though, or where it's going right now. I should check on that. Thanks for the story idea! 


Should be fixed now, thanks for catching that. 

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