SMU Police Say This Guy Posed as a Student to Offer Coeds Free Massages. (Also: It Worked.)

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Edwin Kim
You can get a massage from SMU's Dedman Center for Lifetime Sports, but it's not free and it won't be given by Edwin Kim.

Kim, 24, was arrested by SMU police and charged with criminal trespass after he was found wandering the halls of the Morrison-McGinnis residence hall, posing as an SMU student and offering free massages. One woman who took him up on the offer reported that he had touched her inappropriately during the session, according to CBS 11.

Kim was reportedly carrying flyers offering free massages from the Dedman Center, where he claimed to work. He was also carrying unspecified articles of woman's clothing, and had more women's clothing in his car, because nothing says "let me work that knot out" like a Corolla full of creepy.


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18 comments
primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

So it would be ok if he charged money?

ozonelarryb
ozonelarryb

"It worked"  So much for SMU's being a seat of higher education.

choderus
choderus

Weak, he should have gone for the grand slam and said he was a proctologist.

Vince Gonzales
Vince Gonzales

Surely it wasn't a SMU student that fell for it...SMU students only get massages at day spas and resorts!

Vince Gonzales
Vince Gonzales

Surely it wasn't a SMU student that fell for it...SMU students only get massages at day spas and resorts!

William S. Whittington
William S. Whittington

FREE VAGINAL MASSAGES, through the month of December, located behind the liquor store at Ross & Greenville.

Alicia Lewis
Alicia Lewis

it's awkward...do you laugh...or feel bad for the "customer"

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