This Guy is Ready to Blow the Lid Off the Blowjobs-in-Video-Stores Scandal (Audio NSFW)

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Do you have any idea what goes on in here? DO YOU?
Sometimes we get voicemails that are too good not to share. This is one of those times. To quote our new favorite human: Un. Freakin. Believable.



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TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

WHAAAA?!?

Men?? Pleasing other men... ORALLY?!?! IN TEXAS?!?!

No. I just don't accept that that is happening. This is Texas, where men are men and women are pregnant and black and blue.

*sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALLALALALALALLALALA

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

if there's a 1000 guys sucking cock, then there's a 1000 cocks getting sucked, at least.  As to the AIDS comment, I'm pretty sure it's basically impossible to get AIDS from either sucking dick, or getting your dick sucked.  The acid in the mouth/digestive system is pretty harsh.  Hell, let's be honest and admit that it's essentially impossible to get AIDS from regular vaginal sex--particularly for the man.

BizarroBigTex
BizarroBigTex

Does anyone else think that voice sounds a lot like Jerry? Maybe he really meant the team wanted some gloryhole after all.

albert.finney000
albert.finney000

Methinks he may have been one of those first-timers, a thousand times, and now someone he knows is gonna recognize the voice and be angry that he lied to them.

NewsDog
NewsDog

He knows when, where, how many and how often but he's not personally involved.  

ChrisYu
ChrisYu topcommenter

that guy might be more shocked to find out where they advertise.

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

I see Robert Jeffress is still doing the lord's work.

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