Sometimes we get voicemails that are too good not to share. This is one of those times. To quote our new favorite human: Un. Freakin. Believable.
Do you have any idea what goes on in here? DO YOU?
WHAAAA?!?
Men?? Pleasing other men... ORALLY?!?! IN TEXAS?!?!
No. I just don't accept that that is happening. This is Texas, where men are men and women are pregnant and black and blue.
*sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALLALALALALALLALALA
if there's a 1000 guys sucking cock, then there's a 1000 cocks getting sucked, at least. As to the AIDS comment, I'm pretty sure it's basically impossible to get AIDS from either sucking dick, or getting your dick sucked. The acid in the mouth/digestive system is pretty harsh. Hell, let's be honest and admit that it's essentially impossible to get AIDS from regular vaginal sex--particularly for the man.
Does anyone else think that voice sounds a lot like Jerry? Maybe he really meant the team wanted some gloryhole after all.
Methinks he may have been one of those first-timers, a thousand times, and now someone he knows is gonna recognize the voice and be angry that he lied to them.
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