The Internet Is Gawking At Mavs Dancers' Skimpy New Uniforms

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The Dallas Mavericks Dancers unveiled new uniforms -- and other stuff -- during Monday night's home opener against the Portland Trailblazers, and they quickly caught the attention of the Internet, which has been busy ever since.

Here at Unfair Park HQ, there was some discussion of whether the new attire technically qualifies as monokini before Anna ended the debate: "Everyone is going to see your vagina in that."


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The Stig
The Stig

The material connecting the bottom and top of the uniforms together is going to prevent the trampoline breast effect. I have a sharp pair of scissors and can make the needed alterations.

These uniforms used in their current configuration will lead to a serious wardrobe malfunction similar to Janet Jackson's but obviously on a much grander scale. FREE THE BREASTS.

ItsSoSad
ItsSoSad

It's more than some of their costumes from last year. Why is this such a big deal?

 

Tought Obama won re-election, so now women can parade naked without fear of being misunderstood. And get a government funded visit to Planned Parenthood afterwards.

 

MDDallas
MDDallas

Too bad Anna doesn't know the difference between a vagina & a vulva. ..

Willie
Willie

The design is ridiculous and so contrived that you tend to look at the uniforms rather than the gorgeous women.  Less is not necessarily more.

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

The NBA is slowly morphing into the WWF

Double-O-Joe
Double-O-Joe

Can we discuss the stupidity of the concept of the "basketball dance squad" yet?  The "this is what men are supposed to like, and they have the attention span of gnats, so we'd better throw some T&A their way before they get bored and wander off" mentality?  The fact that this demeans the women performing as well as the people watching?

 

Oh wait, we can't? Sorry.  I'll wait.

steve.sandwich
steve.sandwich

It is merely the illusion of more skin than their typical garb.

 

Meanwhile, your banner ads for Cabaret Royale, Fat Girl Burlesque, and other nipple shows expose your faux shock.

 

Cunts.

sky_elisabeth3
sky_elisabeth3

Free Dallas Maverick vajayjay for all! It's is free b/c the quality has gone down since they put on the new uniforms and the quantity has gone up.

Alicia Lewis
Alicia Lewis

So no one else thought, Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"??? If they can dance in them...wear it!

Ambelleina Warwillow
Ambelleina Warwillow

It's not that the outfit is too skispy, it's that it's very "Electrique Boutique." Looks like something you'd see on a girl for a few minutes at the Clubhouse.

RasAlgethi
RasAlgethi

It's not anything worse than the catholic schoolgirl uniform they've worn before

Amir Khalatbari
Amir Khalatbari

The Most Magnificent Idea Mark Cuban has ever had! Can't wait to pick up my Autographed Poster this year...

Joe Diosdado
Joe Diosdado

What were they before? Short shorts that were really tight with a small, tight shirt that probaby showed midriff? If they were, then I don't see how this shows any more skin. Is it getting attention because they're dresses now? I'm sure they're going to wear something underneath. Lol

CheeryBitch
CheeryBitch

So, I guess Cuban is installing stripper poles like Jerry did?

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