The Internet Is Gawking At Mavs Dancers' Skimpy New Uniforms

The material connecting the bottom and top of the uniforms together is going to prevent the trampoline breast effect. I have a sharp pair of scissors and can make the needed alterations.

These uniforms used in their current configuration will lead to a serious wardrobe malfunction similar to Janet Jackson's but obviously on a much grander scale. FREE THE BREASTS.

It's more than some of their costumes from last year. Why is this such a big deal?

Tought Obama won re-election, so now women can parade naked without fear of being misunderstood. And get a government funded visit to Planned Parenthood afterwards.

Too bad Anna doesn't know the difference between a vagina & a vulva. ..

The Dallas Mavericks Dancers are nice looking. This weekend is going to be one of fun and shopping http://thechno.notlong.com

slow news day?

The design is ridiculous and so contrived that you tend to look at the uniforms rather than the gorgeous women.  Less is not necessarily more.

Can we discuss the stupidity of the concept of the "basketball dance squad" yet?  The "this is what men are supposed to like, and they have the attention span of gnats, so we'd better throw some T&A their way before they get bored and wander off" mentality?  The fact that this demeans the women performing as well as the people watching?

Oh wait, we can't? Sorry.  I'll wait.

Anna +1

It is merely the illusion of more skin than their typical garb.

Meanwhile, your banner ads for Cabaret Royale, Fat Girl Burlesque, and other nipple shows expose your faux shock.

Cunts.

Free Dallas Maverick vajayjay for all! It's is free b/c the quality has gone down since they put on the new uniforms and the quantity has gone up.

sex sells!

So no one else thought, Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"??? If they can dance in them...wear it!

Those uniforms look cheaper than Dolce Gabbana bought at the swap meet.

It's not that the outfit is too skispy, it's that it's very "Electrique Boutique." Looks like something you'd see on a girl for a few minutes at the Clubhouse.

It's not anything worse than the catholic schoolgirl uniform they've worn before

The Most Magnificent Idea Mark Cuban has ever had! Can't wait to pick up my Autographed Poster this year...

What were they before? Short shorts that were really tight with a small, tight shirt that probaby showed midriff? If they were, then I don't see how this shows any more skin. Is it getting attention because they're dresses now? I'm sure they're going to wear something underneath. Lol

So, I guess Cuban is installing stripper poles like Jerry did?

in true dallas "fashion"