Mark Cuban Offers Donald Trump $1 Million To Shave His Head

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Fox 4 (clip below)
The Donald Trump-Mark Cuban feud has been relatively quiet for a while now, but the Mavs owner threw down the gauntlet last night for his billionaire arch-nemesis.

Cuban, appearing in a painfully long segment on Fox 4's 9p.m. newscast, which inexplicably included a basketball hoop and quickly descended into a mire of inane reader-submitted questions after anchor Heather Hays' increasingly desperate attempt to talk politics failed, did offer his thoughts on The Donald.

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"The offer he made for $5 million, that was one of the dumbest things ever," Cuban says at about the 3:30 mark, stating the obvious about the real estate magnate's recent offer to donate $5 million to a charity of Obama's choice if the president releases his college transcripts.

That prompted Cuban to make an offer of his own.

"Donald you shave your head, a million dollars to any charity you want," he said.

Let's make this happen, people.

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22 comments
jungleman7
jungleman7

@snkscoyote WOW. You could sell tickets for that

engmofo
engmofo

That thing is in fact an alien life form which shares a symbiotic relationship with its host.

parisrec
parisrec

 Both of these guys are insufferable clowns.

Aaron Dietrich
Aaron Dietrich

Hey Cuba I'll wax my taint and nuts for 100,000....

CJ Dylan
CJ Dylan

Cuban should show Trump up and help out New Yorkers etc before he does. J Jones should as well

CJ Dylan
CJ Dylan

@Jorge, you kiss your mami with that pole-smokin mouth?

William S. Whittington
William S. Whittington

Cuban should of said 10 million because by doubling the offer the Donald made he reminds him, I've got more than you do and we all know the Donald wouldn't shave his head for all the Rogaine in the world.

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

Hahahahahaahahahahahhahah. That Cuban, what a scamp. S'matter, Donald? Why do you hate poor people?

 

I'll bet Rmoney's fillings must ache each time Trump opens his fat, stupid mouth to endorse him. What could be better for Obama than a Trump endorsement of Rmoney.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

Trumps's do.  It looks like a dead squirrel was thrown out of a plane and landed on his head.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

Billionaires lobbing grenades at billionaires, its so fun to watch

InaneMembrane
InaneMembrane

I am offering Donald, Cubes and Colbert $0.00 to STFU.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

Colbert offered Trump $1mm to place Colbert's testicles in Trump's mouth. Come, Donald. It's for charity.

Kerfuffle
Kerfuffle

 @Myrna.Minkoff-Katz

I thought it was a Honey Badger or perhaps one of those European Warthogs bandied about by cryptozoologists.

 

In any case, it is hideous, and yet I can not look away...

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

 @ScottsMerkin not sure Trump's worth anything close to "billions"  May not be worth millions. 

beda50
beda50

 @primi_timpano

 After watching Colbert at the White House Correspondents dinner, one thing we know for sure: he has very big balls.

InaneMembrane
InaneMembrane

 @MisterMean  @InaneMembrane As it may be, or, as the case may be, it would perhaps be conceivably feasible, or, for all one knows, one could imagine that it may be reasonably inferred that I should in fact take my own advice, mean Mr. Median.

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

 @TheCredibleHulk  @beda50  @primi_timpano The Donald, when he chooses to perform fellatio, performs the finest fellatio in the Tri-State area.  You have whores, hookers, and strippers, none of them suck like the Donald.  When you want to teabag someone, teabag a Trump.

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