Here's a College-Level Course in How Not to Prepare Your Campus for a Shooting

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That guy you see up there is J.C. Drake, the police chief at North Lake College in Irving. Chief Drake is real worried about all the school shootings, so he decided to do something about it. He decided to offer a course, apparently to students and also staff, in how to handle a campus shooter.

But the course went terribly awry, as WFAA reported last night, because the college neglected to tell anyone that they may hear some odd noises -- maybe some banging, maybe some screaming, maybe some actual live gunfire.

CALLER: "We need help at North Lake College at the T Building. Please! They're shooting!" DISPATCHER: "Okay. North Lake College?" CALLER: "Yes, hurry!" DISPATCHER: "Ma'am?" CALLER: "Somebody's shooting!"

Yep. That's the 911 call.

The college will review its notification procedures. While it's at it, it might want to take another crack at the curriculum. Because according to the video below, its current tactical approach to fending off a heavily armed lunatic involves jocularly throwing textbooks at him before prancing directly through his line of fire to give him a big ol' bear hug, you silly mass-murderer you.



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tcufrog
tcufrog

I worked at North Lake College several years ago and I can attest that this police officer isn't the only thing wrong with the college.

GAA
GAA

This shit had me laughing hard.  The gun shots at the beginning of the video made me almost pee my pants. LMAO. 

msnixie
msnixie

That guy needs to go.

ozonelarryb
ozonelarryb

This is what happens when you have DISD graduates in charge - or anyone a product of TX schools.

GuitarPlayer
GuitarPlayer topcommenter

 @ozonelarryb Oh shut the fuck up. There are plenty of products of the DISD out there smarter than this Right wing idiot.

wrw22
wrw22

No one with a mustache like that could be wrong about anything

James080
James080

That was a demonstration of the Forest Gump School of Law Enforcement.

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

I think it's fairly obvious the first mistake was giving that guy a gun.

Anyone that can't control their own hair has no business whatsoever with a dangerous weapon.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

thats a hell of a movember 'stache

ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul
ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul topcommenter

 @ScottsMerkin looks more like a paintbrush ...

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

 @ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul  @ScottsMerkin  I recently saw a T-shirt with a large handlebar mustache graphic and printed directly below that was:

 

"Guns don't kill people, guys with mustaches kill people."

randy203
randy203

I think the chief is hiding a gun in that mustache.

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