Big Tex Fire Dispatchers: "We've Got a Rather Tall Cowboy, All His Clothes Burned Off"

Categories: State Fair

Even the dispatchers couldn't help but have a little fun at Big Tex's expense this morning. (Via Texas Storm Chasers and Wilonsky's Twitter feed.)

See also:
- "Big Tex is Gone. There's a Hole in Our Hearts," by Alice "Cheap Bastard" Laussade
- "Big Tex Burned Down Today at the State Fair," by Anna Merlan


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12 comments
sophee
sophee

Not showing proper respect. How would they like someone making fun of a fireman on fire?

ozonelarryb
ozonelarryb

They need to check the list of engineers on this for '99 Aggies.

John Stevenson
John Stevenson

Folks, calm down. We can rebuild him. We have the technology...

veruszetec
veruszetec

Lost it at "Howdy folks, it's hot!"

FauxSpews
FauxSpews

As long as no one was hurt, this is freaking hilarious.

 

I can just hear the big voice saying, "Somebody help, my ass is on fire!"

Edward D Mota
Edward D Mota

Austin American Statesman reports receipt of envelope containing suicide note from Big Tex. States "just couldn't take the Longhorns disappointment anymore". lmao

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