Watch Cowboys Fan's Epic, Profanity-Filled Tirade Over Loss to Seahawks

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Yesterday, still irrationally giddy from the beatdown their Seahawks delivered on Sunday ( I for one blame the replacement refs for Felix Jones' fumble on the opening kickoff. And the subsequent blocked punt. And the Romo interception right after. And -- oh screw it, the Cowboys blew.) , our colleagues at the Seattle Weekly went trolling on YouTube for funny reactions from Cowboys fans. They found one, and it's epic.

"They beat the living crap out of us," the guy, whose YouTube handle is thedallascowboysshow, screams at the camera.

"You see that?" he yells, pointing to the Cowboys star mirror above his sofa. "The Dallas Cowboys took a big shit on that today!"

At one point, he singles out Dez Bryant ("If you don't get your shit straight, you're gonna find yourself in Cleveland. At best.") but otherwise his profanity-laden tirade is an unfocused expression of rage at the Cowboys' execrable performance. He only says what we all feel.

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TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

Who cares? Not Jerry.

 

The Deathstar is so large and evil that its gravitational force is able to extract millions and millions in cash from the starstruck zombie/fans that venture too near to its hungry maw.

 

The team is an afterthought.

 

Sushi, anyone?

dumb
dumb

Considering the Cowboys have sucked ass for over twelve years, I'm surprised anyone even gives a damn anymore. Between thug players, a despicable, greedy, slimy owner, and awful performances on the field, I can only surmise that people who give away their money to JJ are rich, stupid or both. 

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

But who really cares when the Rangers are fighting for the division championship and playoff home field advantage. Tonight begins a series against the rival angels. These games will be riveting and meaningful.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

The sins of Jerry Jones cursed the Cowboys and there will be no respite until he and all his lineage no longer hold ownership of the team.

Kgeezy10
Kgeezy10

@kirby_kiefer @claytonburris lolololol get the kids out the room

DalWorthington
DalWorthington

The best choice I made this weekend was to watch this video instead of the actual game.

_ajezzy_
_ajezzy_

@BeccaSTAR_702 Lol damn "Dez Bryant. We not putting up with yo bullshit!!!!"

HeavenlyDiva34
HeavenlyDiva34

@Inkognegro That was hilarious. Sadly he has more "heart" than half the team put together.

Keepn_It_Rell
Keepn_It_Rell

@Inkognegro *thinks about clicking link, opts out*

mattscoggins
mattscoggins

@baseballfan79 @Balin93 he also gave credit to the Seahawks posting to his Youtube channel. Props to him!

ClaytonBurris
ClaytonBurris

@kirby_kiefer @kgeezy10 freaking too funny... "i told you, i toolllld you"

jeffroberts14
jeffroberts14

Pure Comedy @two_phones @Dallas_Observer ------->RT @Dallas_Observer Must watch this epic tirade on the Cowboys loss. (WARNING: profanity):

two_tails
two_tails

@godhed @16thLetter aye bruh!!! Hahaha dude was SICK lmao! Funniest vid I've seen in a while

Aaron Watterson
Aaron Watterson

You know we have an openly admitting government saying that we are working with Al Qaeda in Syria but people act like this because of a sports team that loses...

mattscoggins
mattscoggins

@baseballfan79 @Balin93 omg that is amazing! Lol. He does have a point in there...Cowboy fans in glee after beating the Giants. Sad.

16thLetter
16thLetter

@godhed @two_phones Son I am in tears!! Fam japped. Wit the sunnies on and all. Classic

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

calm down, Spagnola!

Dallas Observer
Dallas Observer

"Please get the kids out of the room. I'm going to let a couple fly on this one"

vivakatina
vivakatina

@dallasbaker "Dez Bryant...if you don't get your shit straight you're gonna find your ass in Cleveland! At best!"

ClaytonBurris
ClaytonBurris

@Kgeezy10 @kirby_kiefer That is pretty good...

ClaytonBurris
ClaytonBurris

@Kgeezy10 @kirby_kiefer I swear I was about to see my first Aneurysm in person

ClaytonBurris
ClaytonBurris

@Kgeezy10 @kirby_kiefer I swear I was about to be my first Aneurysm in person

HuskyChipmunk
HuskyChipmunk

@a_jezzy_ @BeccaSTAR_702 the whole team was to blame for that loss don't dump it in Dez lap

JerryLEADS
JerryLEADS

@two_phones @16thLetter He made my day with that Cowboys Star on his mirror. Got Dam.

JerryLEADS
JerryLEADS

@16thLetter @two_phones I had to watch it 3 times. Amazing.

kirby_kiefer
kirby_kiefer

@ClaytonBurris @kgeezy10 yeah I keep watching it and laughing my ass off

keepitmovin07
keepitmovin07

@BeccaSTAR_702 only person in the world wearin a gas station shirt

16thLetter
16thLetter

@godhed @two_phones Dez a Brown now.

Kgeezy10
Kgeezy10

@kirby_kiefer @claytonburris y'all both go check out the podcast of fake Jerry Jones on the ticket website. It will make you pee.

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