So Ann Romney and Anita Perry Once Walked in On Dubya Getting a Massage

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Interpret Ann Romney's impish grin how you will.
Tomorrow, Ann Romney will visit the Preston Hollow home of former President George W. Bush to raise money for a "women's lunch" to raise money for her hubby's campaign, and it won't be the first time she's been invited to a house occupied by the Bushes.

In a taping for Thursday's episode of Live! With Kelly and Michael recounted this morning by Texas Monthly, Romney tells about a visit to D.C. in which she poked around White House with Texas first lady Anita Perry. They opened a door, and there was the leader of the free world getting a massage.

Kelly Ripa: What's the most embarrassing thing besides this show you've ever done?

Ann: We had the unbelievable pleasure of spending the night at the White House and the next morning I was like, exploring everywhere. And I was supposed to be at meetings and Mitt was like Ann you're supposed to go, and I said no, I'm exploring. I went into one door... I was with Anita Perry by the way. I'll put blame on her. And Anita and I were like, we wonder what's behind this door? It was George Bush having a massage. [CROWD GOES NUTS]

Kelly: Which George Bush?

Ann: George W, and he was covered up but I was so embarrassed that the next time I did see him I didn't know what I was going to say to him. We were going down the elevator from the White House going to an event together and I walked up to the elevator and am just like blushing, blushing, blushing and he looks at me, and he winks as he does and says, 'I look pretty good, don't I?'"

Unfortunately for Romney, Bush will be too busy to attend tomorrow's luncheon.


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rufuslevin
rufuslevin

reggie love does the bammer?  massage that is.

rufuslevin
rufuslevin

this passes somehow as news?  not even as interesting (lol) as Kate Middleton topless photos.

 

REALLY slow news day??

Bremarks
Bremarks

@ alberfinney.000 -- George Bush spent 37% of his presidency on vacation.  487 days at Camp David; 490 days at his Crawford ranch.  A total of 977 days.  And we know how well his national security briefings worked out.  [I tried to post this as a reply but kept getting "undefined."  Joe, your new posting system sucks.]

Montemalone
Montemalone topcommenter

"Unfortunately for Romney, Bush will be too busy to attend tomorrow's luncheon."

 

Getting a massage, no doubt.

holmantx
holmantx topcommenter

Bush.  What a piker.  Clinton made Denise Rich mount up in two White House sleepovers in return for a last minute pardon of her Top-10 most wanted fugitive husband.

 

Then Clinton gets a keynote slot at the Dem Convention and all Bush got was a taped address.

 

Where's the fairness?

 

Oh well.  I suppose it could have been Hillary on the massage table (yikes! now there's a visual)

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

This would be great for the first 5 minutes of a porn movie. Hail to the Chief? Is this what a treatment is in Hollywood?

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

Just another hour or two of that hardest working, sorry, least working, president in modern times. Perhaps if he had more and longer massages, and a few happy endings (do you really want a sex stressed president?) we might have avoided Iraq.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

at least he didnt have in intern tugging on his dong!

albert.finney000
albert.finney000

@primi_timpano - Bush got out of actual work by attending his National Security meetings and being in the office most days. Real presidents fly around and give lectures and skip meetings. Bush sure ain't gonna beat Obama this year - count on it.

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