JerryWorld Is Now Complete: Cowboys Stadium Is Getting a Victoria's Secret

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Cowboys Stadium has pretty much everything Jerry Jones could imagine packing into a single building, but if there's one thing it lacks, it's a certain feminine touch.

No longer. The Cowboys announced yesterday that Victoria's Secret will open a PINK store at JerryWorld on Monday, just a few hours before some guys in pads and matching uniforms start running around on some turf and doing stuff with an oblong leather object on national television.

But back to lingerie. The ribbon cutting is at 4 p.m. and will feature Victoria's Secret Pink models Elsa Hosk and Jessica Hart. No need to wait 'til then to have your emblazon your crotch with the Cowboys Star. May I suggest the Jerry-approved lace trim thong panties? You can order that online right now.

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MushMouth1
MushMouth1

... Marv Albert furiously lobbying Jerry to unseat Brad as radio voice of the Cowboys...

RTGolden1
RTGolden1 topcommenter

HEY!??!  What the hell are these 'points' LiveFyre puts next to our names as it's loading up?  Nobody told me we were getting graded on this stuff!!

trex_man
trex_man

@SouthernbeLLSU @Dallas_Observer Lol, that will give fans something to do instead of watching the lame Ass Cowboys!

iluvMarthasVY
iluvMarthasVY

@JB002 Haha! Ya! That's Jerry's next money making scheme!! -It annoys me he already charges almost $5 for bottled water at #Cowboys games!

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Hope they sell plus sizes. Jimbo from Mesquite's wife ain't no 4.

Jennie Harding
Jennie Harding

Oh goody! Now how about a Bath and Bodyworks? Or maybe a Yankee Candle store? Oooh oooh I know, an AMC movie theater!!!

James080
James080 topcommenter

As oily as Jerry Jones is, we should count our blessings that the new tenant is Victoria's Secret instead of Rick's Cabaret or Hustler Magazine.

Dave Ybanez
Dave Ybanez

"No need to wait 'til then to have your emblazon your crotch with the Cowboys Star."

Monica Pinon
Monica Pinon

Wow, this is really a brilliant idea! Can't wait to see how it goes over.

Dallas Observer
Dallas Observer

Fixed the headline. Was all the free coffee from 7-Eleven this morning.

CJ Dylan
CJ Dylan

Bow chickie bowmp bowmmmp!

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

*pulls out Jerry Wipe*

 

...'scuse me a minnit...

CharlesL30
CharlesL30

They should call it "Victorious Secret"

ChrisYu
ChrisYu topcommenter

maybe time to change our name to the Dallas MallRats

Dave Ybanez
Dave Ybanez

You guys really need to hire a better proof reader.

WatchJeff
WatchJeff

@ciaobella7 and yet again Texas lives up to the stereotype. Ugh.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

Next up: Perianal JerryWipes, itch and burn relief for hemorrhoids.

Double-O-Joe
Double-O-Joe

Now THIS is how I want to clean my glasses.

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

Jerry Jones - marketing genius; footbball general manager not so much

JB002
JB002

@iluvMarthasVY #Cowboys Have to pay for the Billion Dollar Stadium somehow.... Saw it on Modern Marvels.... Looks cool...

JM64
JM64

 @James080 Those could attract more football sheeple than Victoria's Secret, though. That would mean more to Jerry's bottom line...

ciaobella7
ciaobella7

@watchjeff Can they make it an harder to be a Cowboys fan? Gah!

WatchJeff
WatchJeff

@ciaobella7 Seriously…somehow I bet @Reigning1 is gonna have fun with this one. #facepalm

WatchJeff
WatchJeff

@ciaobella7 Should have cap’d it. Appropriate.

WatchJeff
WatchJeff

@Reigning1 @ciaobella7 Agreed. It doesn’t surprise me, just wrong tho. Anywhere else yes. There? No.

ciaobella7
ciaobella7

@watchjeff Because it's embarrassing! <- I really wanted to go all caps for that but refrained.

Reigning1
Reigning1

@ciaobella7 @WatchJeff Is this really a surprise to anyone? Jerry is a clown and that will do anything for money...except win.

WatchJeff
WatchJeff

@ciaobella7 I knew it. I don’t know why this irks me so much, but it does.

ciaobella7
ciaobella7

@watchjeff Oh yeah. He's already pointed out that you'd never see the blue collar Steelers doing this. @Reigning1 #facepalm

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