Dallas Doctor Who Says He Single-Handedly Foiled Obama Assassination Plot Barred From Practicing Medicine
Until recently, Dr. Wayne Soignier worked out of his office on Royal Lane, primarily providing medical evaluations for the Texas workers' compensation system. At some point, the Texas Department of Insurance became concerned about his professional conduct and called him to appear before a two-member panel of physicians.
Via. Not on Dr. Wayne Soignier's watch.
The meeting did nothing to allay their concerns.
According to an order released yesterday by the Texas Medical Board, Soignier was unable to answer basic medical questions. Also, he "displayed delusional thinking" throughout the proceedings.
Delusional how, you ask? Well, he did tell the panel about that one time he saved President Obama's life. When asked to elaborate, he said he had uncovered a plot by one of his patients to assassinate the president. He promptly informed the FBI who equally promptly poisoned the patient. He knew about the poison because the man's face was deformed "like the Russian politician."
Obama wasn't out of the woods yet, he explained, since there are still 30 groups of "rangers" actively planning his assassination. He elaborated further on his involvement with the FBI, though the TMB order doesn't provide details about that.
The case was taken up last week by the Texas Medical Board, which determined that Soignier is delusional, shows a lack of fundamental medical knowledge and poses "a threat and real danger to the health of his patients." The board forbade him from practicing medicine or contacting patients in any way and ordered him to undergo a complete psychiatric evaluation.