U.N. Swears it Has No Plans to Invade Lubbock County

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U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon is probably booking his plane ticket to Lubbock right now.
Lubbock County Judge Tom Head is raising taxes just in case, steeling himself for the U.N. invasion that will almost certainly follow an Obama win in November. But what is the U.N. doing to get ready for its occupation of Lubbock? Maybe buying some Red Raider gear to fit in with the locals? Stocking up on Lone Star? Training interpreters in Texan?

Reuters reports that the international body is doing nothing of the sort. Not even planning to invade, in fact.

The United Nations scoffed on Friday at claims by a judge in Lubbock County, Texas, that U.N. troops could invade the southern U.S. state to settle a possible civil war, which the judge warned could be sparked if Obama is re-elected in November.

"It's absolutely ridiculous," said U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon's spokesman, Martin Nesirky, when asked if the United Nations had any plans to invade Texas.

But isn't that exactly what the U.N. would say if they were planning a super-secret attack? I'd keep your eyes peeled, Judge Head. Those foreigners are crafty devils

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drkl
drkl

I don't believe it...I'm not buying it, despite their prolific sales talent.  What I am inclined to believe, however, is that in the dark of night (not to be misconstrued with The Dark Knight), when no one is stirring...not even a mouse, one Lubbock County, Texas shall be descended upon unlike any descension ever before witnessed.  And as a result, the gnashing of teeth shall be ascribed to perpetuity! So, try and fool me again, and thrice Sir, if ye dare!

 

scottie1620
scottie1620

Seeing the signs that this would happen, Buddy Holly made a permanent exodus from Lubbock MANY years ago!

RTGolden
RTGolden

It's actually not that bad of an idea.  Think of the things it would accomplish:

 

Rednecks would have someplace to go to shoot at, and be fired on in return by, foreigners.

If Lubbock gets destroyed, not only who would care; but who would notice?

UN troops don't really 'engage' anyone anyway, so this would get them out of the way of people really trying to do some good in other parts of the world. (Red Cross/Red Crescent, Starvation Army, US Military, Syrian Rebels, etc etc.)

A UN invasion would probably be the biggest boost to the Lubbock economy one could hope for.

The UN would finally be using all the $$ America pours into it to do something FOR Americans, instead of against us.

It just might, accidentally, rid the world of one very stupid Judge.

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

Terry Allen, Jimmy Dale Gilmore, Butch Hancock, Lloyd Maines and Joe Ely must be at once embarrassed and glad they fled Lubbock for Santa Fe and Austin. 

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

like they  would tip us off to their diabolical plan.  Everyone knows that Lubbock is the strategic center of the country.  Their exceptionally flat terrain means they are the most immune to attack.  Once Lubbock falls, it's over for all of us. 

sophee
sophee

They can't even stop the unrest in Syria. Only a fool would be afraid of them.

Michael J. Stammer
Michael J. Stammer

Stuart Langley, I am stunned by the profound eloquence of Cruz's site (sarcasm alert still in effect)

Carol Moss
Carol Moss

isn't there some way to remove the mentally ill from judgeship?

Russell Haas
Russell Haas

Ok you fell on your head go Bronx Bombers. Kinda hard to get excited about NFL when your baseball team is in the hunt and I took a good look at the Giants schedule we will be lucky with 10 wins. Without a doubt the hardest in the division.

Hamilton Lindley
Hamilton Lindley

The last time I was in Lubbock it looked like it had been bombed. Brilliant camouflage, Judge Head.

Russell Haas
Russell Haas

Phew thanks Rudy. I was getting a tad concerned.

Russell Haas
Russell Haas

Phew thanks Rudy. I was getting a tad concerned.

Rudy Cruz
Rudy Cruz

Every four years we are told were about to lose America. So far, it's still here.

Rudy Cruz
Rudy Cruz

Every four years we are told were about to lose America. So far, it's still here.

Karen Blankenship
Karen Blankenship

Dontcha just love our elected officials ... what does it say about the rest of us. Man oh man.

Karen Blankenship
Karen Blankenship

Dontcha just love our elected officials ... what does it say about the rest of us. Man oh man.

Karen Blankenship
Karen Blankenship

Dontcha just love our elected officials ... what does it say about the rest of us. Man oh man.

Dallasphotog
Dallasphotog

Why on earth would anyone invade Lubbock?  I guess if you have a fetish for the smell of cow s*it.

 

Nathan Starr Starr
Nathan Starr Starr

Lubbock county would b safe in a nuclear war, AND the post apocalypse time. No one wants to go there for any reason.

Renee Hartley
Renee Hartley

The comment section of this post sheds some light on the subject.

Tim Hystad
Tim Hystad

Why the hell would anyone want to invade Lubbock? I mean, have you ever been there? Looks like desert, smells like shit.

LiberalsAreSoNaive
LiberalsAreSoNaive

Of course the UN is not going to invade."American radicalism which aims at abolishing the nation state and replacing it with a kind of global corporatism and welfarism." --Ilana Mercer in Into the Cannibal's Pot There is a saying: "The top (elite classes) are using the bottom against the middle." Despite the anti-capitalist rhetoric of 20th century leftist groups, many of them were getting corporate foundation subsidies. Why? Well, I suppose a strong middle class is a threat to the upper crust, so you do everything in your power to undermine the middle which, in America, was largely white. This means supporting those who were attacking the white middle class, everyone from student radicals to militant black power groups. Since then, we have seen the triumph of the capitalist world over the communist, right at the same time we have seen the dominance of multicultism in the West. Which makes some sort of sense. The system needs an ideology to justify its internationalism (export of jobs and debt) and demand for mass third world immigration (for the assembly lines and cubicle farms). We're heading towards a world in which cohesive national groups are being replaced by heterogeneous masses who have no stake in their own homelands. And who can be played off against each other. And illegal aliens make a fine power base for elites since they do not vote, and can be kept in line by threat of deportation. You can toss in the destruction of the family, which creates more rootless people, dependent upon the welfare state for sustenance and protection, and cheap electronic gizmos for entertainment. As the Romans would say, "Bread & Circuses." The taxes to support the welfare state and fund corporate bailouts bring down the middle class even further. Then toss in the various DWL (DISINGENUOUS WHITE LIBERAL) social engineering programs, from forced busing to Section 8 housing and related crime. Entire neighborhoods have been laid waste. Neighborhoods? How about cities (Detroit [HEYJIM SHITZE!\, Birmingham...)! Anywhere else, this might be called "ethnic cleansing."  Meantime, your average American watches 500 channels of corporate-liberal television. There's a reason that the corporate media is largely liberal. It's because liberalism has become a system which works hand in glove with corporations to expand the mutual power. And despite whatever lip service liberals might have for the working class, the reality is that they support economic globalism because in turn globalism supports liberalism's own internationalist pretensions for world government. You can look at today's South Africa as one example of where the Western world is headed. The increasingly savage black-on-white attacks in South Afruca (such as farm murders), and those in America (black "flash mobs") are related. Not simply by the level of violence, but by the politics: the agitation for blacks and mexicans to rise up against white "oppressors." DWLs are complicit insofar as they provide the ideology which eggs all this on, as well as the laws which expand the technocratic apparatus of state bureaucracy and corporate globalization.

TexOHara
TexOHara

Meanwhile, behind closed doors, Secretary General Ki-Moon plots out the Invasion of Bastrop.

RTGolden
RTGolden

Oh yeah, and nothing would make better reality TV programming than 3000 Bangladeshi UN troops serving under Greek and Italian commanders getting 'total immersion' into West Texas'........... culture.

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

 @Dallasphotog It only smells like that for 6 months of the year.  How dare you deride Lubbock, the cultural epicenter of the TX GOP

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

 @LiberalsAreSoNaive the same could be said of corporate support of "Libertarian" groups.  Your partisan perspective is as stupid as thinking WWE wresting matches are akin to the Cold War. 

sophee
sophee

 @LiberalsAreSoNaive Crawl back into your hole, take another anti-psychotic, and you may be all right. Just promise not to shoot up any women's clinics.

bmarvel
bmarvel topcommenter

 @LiberalsAreSoNaive 

Didja ever notice how when the fingers get typing it's like they have a will of their own and they just keep going and going long after the brain has shut down and you go out to the kitchen for another bag of Oreos and a bowl of bean dip and you come back and those fingers are still typing and what's this they've written oh, yeah globalization libtard crime radicals black power have another Oreo corporate socialist beandip.....

G_David
G_David

 @LiberalsAreSoNaive Are you trying to recreate that notebook they found in Kevin Spacey's apartment in the movie Seven? 

gkarjr
gkarjr

 @RTGolden After two weeks they'd gain so much weight from eating nothing but chicken fried steaks and fried chicken and donuts and half-pound hamburgers that they'd have to surrender to the locals anyway.

scottindallas
scottindallas topcommenter

 @RTGolden Syria is an operation where the CIA and Saudi salafist (Al Qaeda) are working hand in hand.  I know you were'nt being terribly serious, but I'd refer you to www.moonofalabama.org you can read "b"'s arguments, they're pretty convincing. 

LiberalsAreSoNaiive
LiberalsAreSoNaiive

@NiteRider @LiberalsAreSoNaive ??? Sociology degrees are for naive white-guilt libtards!

Double-O-Joe
Double-O-Joe

 @GuitarPlayer  You're both wrong.

 

Obviously, the black helicopters will fly out of Dyess, but the godless lefty Commie-Nazi troops will have to stage out of the nearest bastion of liberal free love radicalism: New Mexico.  I'm thinking a pincer movement out of Tucumcari to seize first Dalhart, then Amarillo, and then a combined-arms march down the highway towards the ultimate goal: Lubbock.

ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul
ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul topcommenter

 @Double-O-Joe  @GuitarPlayer Clearly the strategic locations of Quitaque, Guthrie and Rotan are the staging points for the important crossroad towns of Seymour, Albany and Brady prior to the final attack on the Metroplex and the Austin -- San Antonio corridor, with the final push onto Houston and the lower Valley.

 

Don't forget the strategic stockpile locations of Big Spring, Sonora and Shamrock.

 

Clearly the back up headquarters will be located in Ozona.

 

And all this time the FLDS "Church" outside of Eldorado is clearly a masterpiece of coverup and misdirection.

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