To The Guy Who Thought It Was Funny to Shoot Me With a Paintball Gun on the Santa Fe Trail: You're a Dick

WhiteGuiltObserver

Hey naive white-guilt libtard "progressive advocacy journalist" propagandist! Just how fucking stupid and naive are you? Don't you realize that only about 20 people tops read and comment on this libtard shit rag? Don't you realize that even if the oppressed youfs who shot you could read English they don't read your shit? Don't you realize they don't give a shit about you or your naive white-guilt libtard efforts to "uplift" them? They would laugh in your white-guilt face if they knew about this article. Wake up, you dumbass dipshit. Why do white-guilt libtards like you want to turn our country into the third-world shithole of Newer Mexico? Just to assuage your pathetic white libtard guilt?

Knowbody

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DirtyP1

@WhiteGuiltObserver you're awesome coming on here anonymously.

WhiteGuiltObserver

@DirtyP1 Yes, and is "DirtyP1" your first name or your last name?

DirtyP1

That sucks Eric. That kid is a pretty good shot hitting you twice while driving. I can't hit someone while we're both sitting still, but I don't paintball much.

TejasToolMan

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hopefully you weren't acting like most of the bicyclists I've seen recently and riding like a total idiot before you were blasted by the paint baller.... sometimes Karma will pay you a visit instantly

YouAreAnIdiot

@TejasToolMan Your screen name is appropriate....you're a tool

TejasToolMan

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I guess truth hurts, but oh my did I hit your soft spot? Obviously so since that is all you have to say....

bryanr01

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I spend a fair amount of time on the trail myself, and I never go unarmed. Mostly because of the roving packs of feral dogs, but partly because of the criminal element. The guy who shot you with a paintball gun today is the same piece of shit who will be breaking into houses when school starts back up, and then moving on to bigger and better crimes. It would be a damn shame if someone thought he was pulling out a real gun and got to theirs first, cutting short this budding criminal's career.

secretdna

Nice!!!

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ItsSoSad

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Do you need a CHP to carry a paintball gun?

Sounds like time to arm the cyclists! Now if you could just get the police-issue pepper spray paintballs and return fire...

holmantx topcommenter

Did you immediately know what hit you?

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

You should have held the rage, gotten the plate numbers, and called 911.

holmantx topcommenter

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@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz he'd been shot.

Once, I swerved on White Rock Trail to avoid two love birds zig-zagging along in embrace. I went off the trail, fell, and broke my collar bone.

She walked up and said, "you should be wearing a helmet".

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

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@holmantx Did you read the entire article? He flipped the finger twice, took his eye off where he was going, and ended up crashing into a pylon. As I said, hold the rage and do the right thing by calling 911.

timetomoveon

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@holmantx In disarmed communist states like CA and MA, I used to carry a can of computer duster. Not for inhaling like some brain dead liberal though.

Spray it upside down and it makes a wonderful deterrent!

holmantx topcommenter

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Cops just mark where the body's at. You have to either provide for your own protection and security or take the risk you will not be assaulted or worse. It doesn't have to be a firearm. In other countries where security is an issue, I carry a squirt bottle filled with ammonia. Very effective on dogs and humans. Just squirt them in the face.

ASaneHumanBeing

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Based on the location of the incident, the type of car, and above all the behavior of the "kids," I give 100 to 1 odds that the perps were Latino, or just maybe black.

Of course, that's why the author conveniently omitted any description of them. REALITY IS SO RACIST SOMETIMES!!!

GuitarPlayer topcommenter

@ASaneHumanBeing "REALITY IS SO RACIST SOMETIMES!!!"So is stupidity.

FifideBellville

@Dallas_Observer news flash! DPD doesn't give a shit.

melinda_cook68

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Sooo...(I'm using my condescending voice by the way) when you're on a bicycle and someone else is in a car, especially when that person has a weapon, it is not..let me repeat NOT a bright idea to shoot them the finger.

claysetsfire

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@melinda_cook68

I use my finger quite often when on the bicycle, works better than any bell I have ever had.

scottindallas topcommenter

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@melinda_cook68 particularly when they demonstrated that they've got dead eye aim. It's fairly impressive they were able to hit him 4 times. 4 of 4 if the narrative is complete.

DirtyP1

@scottindallas I said the same thing in the post I just made. Pretty damn impressive for the kid to hit him with that few shots while DRIVING. He must have used one of the VillageVoice daily deals on paintballing. Oh, what irony would that be?

ASaneHumanBeing

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@melinda_cook68 I'm sure you'll have no objection if someone caps you with a paintball in response to the assertion you just made.

melinda_cook68

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@ASaneHumanBeing I'm not saying he didn't have the right to shoot the finger. I'm saying a unprotected person riding a bicycle vs. a 4,000 pound car with one or more occupants and no telling what other weapons etc.. inside the car.. is not a good judgement call.

TejasToolMan

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@melinda_cook68 that's a bicyclist for ya.....

JaniceA

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What little shits! Hasn't school started yet?

rowingisfun

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big deal. they are just kids being kids and your a pussy for whining about it.

TejasToolMan

@rowingisfun bingo!

monstruss

@rowingisfun kids don't drive cars.

timetomoveon

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@monstruss 16 year olds? Or even 15 with permit.

ASaneHumanBeing

@rowingisfun I'm sure you'll have no objection to being hit with a paintball in response to that comment.

cheapoldgeezer

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What a dumbass. Keep shooting the finger a pissasses and sooner or later that paintball gun will turn into a Glock. Then what you gonna do?

Daniel

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I lived in Mt. Auburn for a year and a half about a dozen years ago. Aside from the hooligan teenagers, loose, scabrous dogs running wild in the streets, and front yards that serve as household dumpsters, it was a wonderful community.

ASaneHumanBeing

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@Daniel Diversity is strength, or didn't you get the memo?

Mount Auburn represents the vibrant future of Dallas, so let's all get on board and celebrate. Or else you're a RACIST.

scottindallas topcommenter

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@ASaneHumanBeing no, it's more simple than that, You're a racist.

ScottNaiveWhiteGuilt

@scottindallas Reality/nature itself is RACIST and HIERARCHICAL, from the top of the Animal Kingdom all the way down to the interactions of atomic particles, you goofy Dhimmi, you naive white-guilt libtard.

jharris214

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I guess when the local knuckledraggers get bored spray painting giant penises, or breaking glass bottles on the trail, they resort to this. It's a shame the local feral pitbulls I see wandering around the Santa Fe don't have a taste for their flesh.

JesusChrist

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What are you, twelve?

I was riding my bikey and flipped these guys off and now MO-OM!! They shot me and I lost my peanut butter sangwich!!

What a homo.

ASaneHumanBeing

@JesusChrist I look forward to your response when someone hits you with a paintball for this comment.

holmantx topcommenter

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Just got back from videoing a possible bad guy on the Santa Fe Trail at lunch. He actually bit me. Mr. Mavdog, was that you?

https://www.onlinefilefolder.com/1swBGwjPlb2hMX

mavdog topcommenter

@holmantx

gosh holman, I walk at a faster pace than you cycle.......

and no, look at my avatar. I'm a regal, friendly large Pyrenees, not a puny dog such as tried to latch onto your ankle.

TexOHara

@holmantx

LOL . . . "scoot!"

bifftannen

@holmantx Surprise, surprise. Another idiot commenter that hasn't passed puberty yet.

holmantx topcommenter

BTW - that little girl let her arm loose and sic'd that dog on me.

The little half-assed pit bull was less than 20 lbs, but it could have been a 40 pounder.

Then I would have killed the dog and reprimanded the girl.

Am I being too hard?

TexOHara

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If you got the license plate (or most of it), let me know your e-mail address. I might be able to help you track it down.

monstruss

@TexOHara I'm sure he'll get right on that, instead off going to cops who could actually do anything about it.

timetomoveon

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@monstruss LOL @ COPS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS

WhiteGuiltObserver

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@ScottsMerkin @timetomoveon @GuitarPlayer "You can be robbed in whitopia as well".... well of course you can! And at least 90% of the time it is blacks and mexicans doing the robbing. Wow you are stupid.

WhiteGuiltObserver

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@GuitarPlayer @timetomoveon Yes because it is just sooo much smarter to run AT guys with knives. Dipshit idiot white-guilt libtard.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@timetomoveon @GuitarPlayer you are one stupid mother effer for real. you dont even know my political leanings. You can be robbed in whitopia as well, just dont keep walking the same path if the end result ids getting your ass robbed

timetomoveon

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@ScottsMerkin @timetomoveon @GuitarPlayer Blaming the victim... typical of hateful liberals.

And perhaps I have not spent my life sheltered in the cloistered confines of whiteopia.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@timetomoveon @GuitarPlayer If youve been mugged at gunpoint and at knife point multiple times, maybe you should take a look in the mirror and change the things you are doing. What is it about you that attracts muggers

GuitarPlayer topcommenter

@timetomoveon "You seem more like a drummer than a guitar player." LMAO......That was a good one.

timetomoveon

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@GuitarPlayer So why would I beg for mercy from someone with a paintball gun again? You seem more like a drummer than a guitar player.

GuitarPlayer topcommenter

@timetomoveon Paint ball is for pussies who want to pretend they are actually in a fire fight......and the criminals know it. I bet you ran from the guys with the knives.....

timetomoveon

@GuitarPlayer You think so? Considering I used to play paintball you would lose that bet.

I've also been mugged at gun point and had people attempt to mug me with and without knives. Only the time with the gun was successful.

GuitarPlayer topcommenter

@timetomoveon Well.....until it happens to you. I bet you would shit your pants at first then beg for mercy.

timetomoveon

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@monstruss @TexOHara @holmantx Why would I do that? I think it's hilarious. I'm especially amused at how Eric seems like the biggest pussy in the world by writing this article!