Some "Classy" Boobs Spiced Up the Morning News' Tumblr Page This Morning (NSFW)

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The Dallas Morning News' Tumblr page is "hand-picked from among our most fascinating, interesting news and photography." I'll say. The photo you see here was posted there this morning, twice, along with the original poster's description: "beautiful and classy."

The photo was reblogged from a Tumblr user named "washrangers," whose page seems to feature photos hand-picked from what we're guessing is an impressive stash of boob shots. (His Tumblr page is super NSFW).

This seemed odd. The paper's not typically so nipple-friendly. It still isn't, says our old pal Robert Wilonsky.

"We were hacked," he said. "It's as simple as that. It's gone."

Not quite. There's a NSFW screenshot below.

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laxx1559
laxx1559 like.author.displayName 1 Like

I'm DEVASTATED! How could someone do something like this?! haha! Funny, how people freak over a pair of boobs on tv, but then turn around and show people getting murdered- ACTUAL murders at that

jacobpanda1
jacobpanda1 like.author.displayName 1 Like

This is the #1 reason why I like women to have a lil meat on their bones. Anybody who says they don't like that photo is not a man. Larger than life is what he should have called that! GIGGETY GIGGETY GOOOOO!

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship like.author.displayName 1 Like

first time......i'm speechless.......except for "wow wee!"

 

 

ps-holy mother of milk cows.

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

See boys, I just checked on Tumblr, AND, uhmmmmm, ahhhh, she big.  I guess there is a reason she didn't show the rest of the body?  Clever, evil trick. 

cesar39nt
cesar39nt like.author.displayName 1 Like

i love them they're fabulous should be shown on national tv, and she should get an award for outstanding pair if more of this was in the news readership would quadruple, of course conservatives would decree them tasteless {how would they know?} but hey lets see more

RomoIsAHomo
RomoIsAHomo

I recognize that set and the Betty Boop arm tattoo. That's my ex-wife.

Storm_71
Storm_71 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

Ok so I 've looked at these glorious orbs everytime I have went to DO today. I can just come with one conculsion. I would really like to soap up those honkers.

Taylor E. Gibbons
Taylor E. Gibbons

Ok now I'm just jealous. Why does no one ever surreptitiously implicate softcore erotica into my living situation without asking me about it first? What am I, chopped liver with a side of small potatoes? Keep it down, Waffle House. I wonder how the investigation went for the cops who had to crack this case. I imagine the Law and Order cops standing over a computer: "What kind of guy do you figure does something like this?" "I'd say a freak. Probably a guy who likes the girls with the boom. Run a search on all suspects who once got busy in a Burger King bathroom."

Scott W. Hatfield
Scott W. Hatfield

since the DMN has sucked for so long, it is fitting that they provide a photo of the mother tap.

Mary Nunes
Mary Nunes

wow, they're definitely on the front lines of social media if they have a tumblr. well played, belo.

David Sherrill
David Sherrill

I don't know if I'd follow this tumblr, but I would watch it walk down a flight of stairs.

David Sherrill
David Sherrill

I don't know if I'd follow this tumblr, but I would watch it walk down a flight of stairs.

MushMouth1
MushMouth1

Sounds like a case of the old Fingers Of Fury taking a break from the keyboard for some stress relief.

Joey Haynie
Joey Haynie

"There's an NSFW screenshot blow" Not so much a misspelling as it is -on-the-brain- eh Dallas Observer? ;)

xdarkridex
xdarkridex like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

She's got HUGE....tracts of land!

holmantx
holmantx topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

Chapel 8 and the DMN shun stand-up sex . . . they don't want people to think they are dancing God forbid.

 

Having said that, this German photog has a work-around to satisfy the very high standards the DMN when displaying cleavage in their advertising:

 

http://tinyurl.com/8cc7osu

 

see? no problem.

everlastingphelps
everlastingphelps topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

"Hacked".  Right.

 

Sounds a lot like the cases where someone hotlinks another site's photo, the other site sees their shenanigans in the logs, and changes the hotlinked image.

 

That's not hacking, that's incompetence and theft.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

the NSFW photo below the click is the same one above the click, well jeez i guess I didnt need to go to my smartphone to see the NSFW. Oh well

joe.tone
joe.tone moderator editor

 @ScottsMerkin Sorry, Scotts. We wanted to keep it small up front -- well, as small as possible, given what we were working with -- and give the full experience post-jump.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @joe.tone Its cool, no harm no foul.  and the effect you went for worked well

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