SMU Linebacker Learns the Hard Way: Always Pay Your Hooker

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Uchenna Nwabuike
What happens when you don't pay a prostitute for services rendered, then leave her alone in your house? Probably something like this, as reported last night by CBS 11:

Three Mustang players attended the dinner and returned to their off-campus home, on Anita Street, to find that someone had stolen more than $3,000 worth of laptops, televisions and video games.

One of the players, identified as Uchenna Nwabuike, told police he believed the person responsible for the thefts was an escort. The linebacker from Missouri City went on to tell authorities that he had, "made a deal with the suspect to have sex with her for $50."

In the police report, Nwabuike admitted that, "he did not pay the suspect for the acts that she performed" and left the woman in the home alone while the players attended the banquet.

According to the report filed with Dallas police, the woman made off two 42-inch flat screen TVs, two X-Box 360s, three laptops, and a Playstation 3 from the Anita Street home.

That stuff is gone. The better question here is, what happens when a linebacker from a major college football program tells police he was with a hooker?

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DiarrheaUhUh
DiarrheaUhUh

Another one of the countless innumerable vibrant benefits of Divershitty!

randi.trollop
randi.trollop

rufuslevin, your keyboard called and wants 99% of its capital letters back.  Thanks in advance.

rufuslevin
rufuslevin

BACK HOME WHERE MR. NAWABUIKI HAILS FROM...AFTER SEX WITH SOME WOMAN, THEY DONT PAY THEM...THEY JUST HACK OFF A HAND AND LEG WITH A MACHETE TO SHOW WHO IS IN CHARGE....WELCOME TO SMU "DIVERSITY".....THIS GUY DOESN'T QUALIFY FOR "AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDIES".....JUST NIGERIAN SCAM TRAINING.

rufuslevin
rufuslevin

AH...SOUTHERN METHODIST UNIVERSITY....THE BRILLIANCE OF THEIR HIRED BLACK FOOTBALL PLAYERS....NEVER LET A DOOBIE OR A HOOKER TO TO WASTE.   WHEN DOES INTELLIGENCE GET BACK INTO ADMISSION POLICIES AND REALITY PUSH ITS WAY INTO SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION.

 

SMU....THE NEXT GREATEST DALLAS EMBARRASSMENT NEXT TO JERRY JONES' COWBOY TEAM.

Being Meg
Being Meg

Has this dude been arrested for solicitation yet? Or is this good ol' boys sexist policing of Texas? I mean, he admitted to the crime, right?

BettyC1
BettyC1

Since when did football players need to pay for sex? Times sure have changed.

Stryker
Stryker

This is completely untrue.

 

SMU is not a major college football program.

cpchambe
cpchambe

I guess SMU isn't paying their players anymore...seriously, a $50 tab?  She's lucky though--few 'tutes escape the clutches of a SMU player alive.

Cliffhanger
Cliffhanger

How do you make a hormone?

 

Don't pay her!

ozonelarryb
ozonelarryb

As stupid as that, but I bet he is getting an A in Communications, eh wot.

Joni Espinoza
Joni Espinoza

What do you expect from a $50 hooker?? With prices going up on everything, what exactly does one get for $50?

Edward D Mota
Edward D Mota

"from a major college football program"...that's funny

billorcutt
billorcutt

Serves the big dummy right. The girl's just trying to earn a living.

CrackerDaddy
CrackerDaddy

Wow.  He is literally too stupid to insult.  SMH

NiteRider
NiteRider

I see SMU is still maintaining those high standards for it's athletes. With those kind of brains, I'm curious as to how this dude even spelled ACT/SAT, much less took the test.....

J_A_
J_A_

The Secret Service could've used this lesson as well

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Apparently SMU's intellect standards are either way down or they make exceptions in the name of football, because the dude should be kicked out of school for being a fucking moron.

Cowtown
Cowtown

They should probably start covering this in freshman orientation.

Paul Grubbs
Paul Grubbs

How do you make a hormone? N n Don't pay her!

Davey Jones
Davey Jones

But they're obviously lousy tippers....

ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul
ThePosterFormerlyKnownasPaul topcommenter

I think that all of that "stuff" just showed up one day ... maybe in their locker, or the UPS driver dropped it off ...

Kurt Wade Huie
Kurt Wade Huie

SMU is the best university in DFW by far. Keep on hatin' losers who didn't get in.

Mantikos
Mantikos

Believe it or not, this is BS, there are no $50 escorts, there are $50 crack h0s and street walkers...but no escorts...there is something fishy (other than the obvious) in this story. Also, there is way too much stuff in these "student" athlete's crib. Also, I heard from reliable sources that Craig James killed 5 hookers at Schmoo, only if he taught these young grasshoppers...

sillybean
sillybean

@GBHUNTER He has committed a crime just by making the agreement, even if no money has changed hands. In sting operations, the undercovers do not actually have to pass money to the alleged hookers for a crime to have been committed...same principle here. A deal was made and that is actually the crime.

RTGolden
RTGolden

 @GBHUNTER Are you sure?  Isn't Solicitation still a crime?  If he came to an agreement on the price and engaged in the act, I believe he has committed a crime.  Could be wrong, but I think that's how it goes.

TexOHara
TexOHara

 @billorcutt So is the guy breaking into your car to steal your radio.  Does that justify the act?

 

rufuslevin
rufuslevin

 @NiteRider WHAT.... IS BILL CLEMENTS BACK IN TOWN AGAIN FROM THE DEAD? PAYING SMU FOOTBALL PLAYERS....NAH....JUST LET THEM WALK THE CHECK......

 

LET'S SEE HERE....FULL FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIPS, LIVING IN AN OFF CAMPUS FINE DIGS, AND HAVING $3000 WORTH OF TVS AND COMPUTERS TO GET STOLEN.

 

NOW WHAT ABOUT THE STUDENTS TRYING TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR AN EDUCATION WITH TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF LOANS, AND WORKING THREE JOBS TO MAKE IT.

 

KICK THESE SCUM BAGS OUT OF SCHOOL....AS WELL AS THE ADMINISTRATION THAT ADMITTED THEM AND THEIR PHONEY SPORTS PROGRAMS.

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

Why didn't their booster club handler stick around after making deliveries?

WylieH
WylieH

 @Mantikos I think we can all safely assume that this hooker has not, to date, been killed by Craig James.

Rumpunch1
Rumpunch1

So again, who leaves a crack ho alone at their home, paid or unpaid?

 

If this is the decision making ability of this year's line, I am a little worried. 

DirtyP1
DirtyP1

 @TexOHara

 Did you owe the guy money before he stole your steroe?

NiteRider
NiteRider

 @rufuslevin No sympathy for anyone strapping on that kind of debt to go to SMU. Plenty of other colleges out there that are cheaper AND better. Hell, a degree from SMU isn't even that prestigious anymore. all it ever was was a rich kid's school with a good football team. It's hypocritical to not pay athletes anyway. The school makes much more off of them than they give out in 'athletic' scholarships. Which is a misnomer in and of itself. Nothing scholarly about athletic ability.

NiteRider
NiteRider

 @Sotiredofitall I don't know. At least back in the day they seemed smarter. Maybe the current crop is proof of the old adage 'you get what you pay for'.

Mantikos
Mantikos

@WylieH So you mean to say Craig James has killed hookers while at SMU? (other than this one that got away)

Mantikos
Mantikos

@Rumpunch1 My pt is that this was no "escort", there is something else going on, you don't get street walkers home...and never do you leave them there...I suspect drugs are involved (as they always are at Schmoo)

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