One Million Moms Doesn't Like JC Penney's Two Gay Dads At All

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Those two gay dads sure look happy for people condemned to burn in eternal hell fire.
Because their attack on JC Penney for its (obviously homosexual) relationship with Ellen DeGeneres only brought the Plano-based clothing retailer to its knees, the anti-gay, pro-crazy group One Million Moms is back to deliver the finishing blow.

The department store chain sent out a subversive little catalog last week for Father's Day featuring a pair of children happily playing with their parents. The kids are apparently oblivious to the fact that the parents two dudes who will burn in hell for eternity for engaging in a loving, consensual, long-term relationship that nonetheless offends a vengeful and bloodthirsty God.

The ad copy reads: "First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He's the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver - all rolled into one. Or two."

The ad was widely praised by Godless homophiles, but luckily OMM is around to set things straight.

It is obvious that JCP would rather take sides than remain neutral in the culture war. JCP will hear from the other side so they need to hear from us as well. Our persistence will pay off! One day we will answer for our actions or lack of them. We must remain diligent and stand up for Biblical values and truth. Scripture says multiple times that homosexuality is wrong, and God will not tolerate this sinful nature.

OMM will continue to avoid shopping at JCP until they take a neutral stand. If you receive their advertising booklets or catalogs in the mail, OMM recommends you write "REFUSED...RETURN TO SENDER" on your JCPenney catalog and try sending them back. If they receive an onslaught of their returned magazines, they will take notice. Also, you may email, call, or use their contact form on their website to unsubscribe from their mailers so you will no longer have these delivered to your home. If you have a store credit card, you can close your account, if you have not already done so, to help get the message across that you have no plans to shop with them in the future. Be sure to tell them why you are unsubscribing and canceling your credit card.

I'd watch out if I were you, JC Penney. After all, OMM got GCB cancelled in its first season. Same thing with The Playboy Club whose lack of advertising was due not to the fact that it was a terrible show that no one watched but because of OMM. I predict similar success in their current campaign against Kardashian Barbie.

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Dmacs_Bigidea
Dmacs_Bigidea

Perhaps they need one million dads as well...

How exactly does this affect me and my family? How exactly does this affect my parents family? Or my neighbors? It doesn't.

1 Thess 4:10-12  "10...But we urge you, brethren, to excel still more, 11 and to make it your ambition to lead a quiet life and attend to your own business and work with your hands, just as we commanded you, 12 so that you will behave properly toward outsiders and not be in any need."

Kimberly Carlisle
Kimberly Carlisle

I have always loved JCPenney. This just makes me love it even more! My husband and I are proud to celebrate diversity! 

Mario
Mario

I will never shop at Penny's again.

Joy
Joy

Whatever happened to "Marriage is between one man and one woman"?

Jack
Jack

In it's fundamental nature, this gay marriage debate hinges on one simple fact.  A portion of the population wants to deny a specific group a certain freedom that is seemingly shared by everyone else, simply because that person is of the same sex.  In a country that touts freedom as it's motto, this is just simply wrong.

Da Truth
Da Truth

OMM, if you will leave us gays alone, I will take one for the team. You seriously need to get laid. I will sacrifice myself for the greater good.

Jack
Jack

Horus - God of the Sky (5,000 years ago)

     -  Born of a virgin

     -  Star of the East

     -  Walked on water

     -  Healed the sick

     -  Restored sight

     -  Crucified

     -  Dead for three days

     -  Resurrected

Mithra - God of the Sun "Light of the World" (3,200 years ago)

     - Born of a virgin

     -  Born around December 25 - Winter Solstice

     -  Star in the East

     -  Had 12 disciples

     -  Performed Miracles

     -  Dead for 3 days

     -  Resurrected

Krishna - Hindu God (2,900 years ago)

     -  Born of a virgin

     -  Star in the East

     -  Performed miracles

     -  Called "Son of God"

     -  Son of a carpenter

     -  Resurrected

Dionysus - Greek God (2,500 years ago)

     -  Born of a virgin

     -  Born around December 25 - Winter Solstice

     -  Traveling Teacher

     -  Turned water into wine

     -  Called "Holy Child"

Jesus Christ - Son of God (2,000 years ago)

     -  All of the above

The bible just combines past stories into one.  I'm sure past biblical scholars thought that no one would remember the others.  Again, the bible was written by MAN….not god.  It includes all the prejudices and  bigoted opinions that man always brings to the table.

Why is it that christians adamantly deny the prior existence of thousands of gods throughout history, but feels rage a furor when someone denies theirs???

Darrel
Darrel

You can stick to your moral high ground about promoting whatever you support, in this case gay marriage or whatever. Personally, I don't care. I'm most likely going to go where I get the best value for my buck.

But when you're company is failing hard like JC Penney, maybe it best not to piss off a huge majority of potential customers.

LH
LH

I went and spent some cash at JC Penney this weekend. I'm going and buying Archie comics, Marvel comics, DC comics and hitting up a Macy's too this coming weekend.

Basically, OMM is making a shopping list for me and it's delightful.

Seriously?
Seriously?

after reading all of the comments, it is interesting to see how inclusive and respectful this community is when a group of people disagree with your position. great job in demostrating leadership here!

Diane Birdwell
Diane Birdwell

O M M---Shut up. Just shut the hell up. Nobody gives a damn what you think. The more you do this, the more you marginalize your few members. One million, my Aunt Martha. Keep it up, Fuzzball. As a high school teacher, you remind me of a bully. The only way to deal with a bully is to call them out. I plan to shop on Father's Day, even though my father is long dead. I will go to JCP and buy something, anything---I need new houseshoes. Hell, I will bring my 86 year old mother, too.

God says he has a surprise when you get into His presence. My late, gay uncle will be there. So will be every other gay person. Won't you feel stupid then....

trannyntraining
trannyntraining

The One Million Men and the One Million Moms should get together and have some hot interracial sex! That'd show those do-gooders at JCP....what's up! Triple dog dare you, One Million Moms.

Steve
Steve

Tent makers.

Brenda Marks
Brenda Marks

I want to see this group's list of "one million moms."  I'm guessing they are lucky if they can come up with 100,000.  Sisters.....NOT.

scottindallas
scottindallas

Jesus was so concerned about this, he forgot to comment, or say anything memorable about homosexuality.  Clearly Jeffress and MM are good students of the good rabbi.  

Montemalone
Montemalone

If one million heifers are gonna stay out of the store because they're a bunch of hateful, bigoted, batshit religinazis, then it may be safe to go shop there.

dallasphotog
dallasphotog

Must shop JCP.  Have to stick it to OMM (who are actually about only 40k in number on Facebook...minus the hecklers like myself so much less) who have currently taken down their Facebook page.  Seems like whenever they pull a stunt, they can't keep the "negative" comments off of their page.

Besides, I've read somewhere that she perhaps isn't even a mom...and is a shill for the Family Research Council...or as I'd like to call them, "The Bigot's Council."

MRS
MRS

So in the real world 1 million people could not "vote" so quickly, so is it some freakishly devilish trick by which all OMM agree that any one subject that is non W.A.S.P. movements they grew up hating, OMM will hate and monger.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

I was also thinking, itd be awesome if there were a group called one million gays, and they protested all the rights that women have gained over the years.  Women seem to have forgotten what there role in society used to be until now, youd think they would have some sympathy for people trying to gain equal rights

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

OMM should go give 1 million blow jobs!   Any how, OMM, shouldnt you be in the kitchen cooking dinner or washing clothes or serving your man, I mean I thought that what the bible told us your role was. 

outraged commenter
outraged commenter

I am offended by these broad stereotypes. Not every gay couple adopts brown children. And calling them "tent makers" - as if all gay men constantly have uncontrollable erections. Shame, JCP.

Downtownworker
Downtownworker

These stupid women need to get banged and make more babies to counter the onslaught of gay dads invading America.

NickNevada
NickNevada

Here we go again,,, The Observer trying to be relevant .....

Oak Cliff Townie
Oak Cliff Townie

From the way JCP is laying people off and plummeting sales its not like a lot of folks were shopping there in the first place  .

RTGolden
RTGolden

Like your post, except for one point.  Born around 25 December.  By the story, Jesus was born at the time of a Roman census, requiring all men to travel to the town of their heritage to be counted.  This would not have occurred in the winter in a largely pedestrian society, nor would it, in a predominantly agrarian society have taken place in the spring or fall, (planting and harvest).  It would be my guess, his birth would have been in the summer, crops are in, harvest is a ways off, and weather is conducive to walking long distances and sleeping outside.

Like you mentioned in your post though, if you're going to have a really hip god, he's got to be born on Christmas.

Ket
Ket

Indeed, of the thousands of gods throughout human history an atheist only believes in one less than the devout Christian does.

Nevermind the fact that Christians can't agree on what that one God wants them to do.

Bill Lumbergh
Bill Lumbergh

Yeah, when your business is failing it's a bad idea to encourage a new group of shoppers to check out your products.

Da Truth
Da Truth

You can skip Macys. They took away my husband's health benefits and reduced his hours. Needless to say he told them to f off. All of the rest, have at it!

Covert007
Covert007

well aren't you sumpthin, by golly. just trot on out and be a lemming.

Montemalone
Montemalone

 You mean inclusive and respectful like a bunch of selfish, hateful, hypocritical, lying, fat, depraved, deprived, religinazi, batshit, attention-seeking, undersexed, overfed, uneducated, heifers spouting hatred and bigotry and advocating death and destruction?

Covert007
Covert007

No, Diane, it's the other way around. Your wishful sentimentality is not truth.

Dmtrousd
Dmtrousd

It's the circular argument of "Jesus didn't say it, but it's repeatedly mentioned in the OT." But what about all thr crazy stuff in the OT that we don't follow (wife beating, slavery, etc)? "Thise were negated by the words of Christ in the NT" It goes round and round...

Covert007
Covert007

just be decent you garbledd reprobate.

Joe
Joe

Mark, If JCP is gay and retarded, you, poor soul, are not very smart and possibly mentally ill. Most likely socially inept and a pernicious dolt. This is 2012. Get a clue and learn to read. You will see how much you are missing in life because of your closed mind. The OMM members are probably bullies and fearful of making their own decisions. WAKE UP! Oh, snap! You got me all worked up! Everyone should first be at peace with themselves then try to help others be accepting of themselves. I'm out. 

Eagle-eyed Eddie
Eagle-eyed Eddie

Brilliant!

You clearly think just like me!

You're hired! How does Vice-Regent for JCP sound?

trannyntraining
trannyntraining

St.Paul was a tent maker, also. Word is, his wardrobes' were always to die for!

Dallas Diner
Dallas Diner

Wrong.  If the OMM really want to eliminate homosexuality, they should tell heterosexuals to stop having children.  95% of the gay people I know have heterosexual parents.  So basically the OMM by their very acts of heterosexual congress are breeding little gay boys and girls.  And if that isn't true, them not breeding isn't such a bad thing either.

Bill Lumbergh
Bill Lumbergh

That seems to be the MO of OMM: Protest things that seem to be failing already and then take credit when the inevitable happens.

Eagle-eyed Eddie
Eagle-eyed Eddie

Wait, I've got it! Pitch our cutting edge clothing lines to one of the most discriminating fashion conscious groups in society! THEY will prove our J. C. Penney value when everyone else failed us so disappointingly.

Sure, we had to cut a few frumpy old sales people, but putting our dollars behind a shrewdly targeted thrust like this will make it all worthwhile. Countin' the bonus already, I am...

Jay
Jay

Religion is merely politics practiced in a different venue.

Dmtrousd
Dmtrousd

I'm confused about who's taking the moral high ground. But the last part about TruGreen was pretty funny. I'll have to keep an eye out fit that one. I'm kind of fond of "shut the front door." And "see you next Tuesday" is great b/c it's so subtle.

Jack
Jack

A "christian" calling someone else a lemming...oh that's a bit ironic, isn't it?

Seriously?
Seriously?

i think really what i mean is when will we reach a point in our "civilized" world where a discussion of opposing ideas can be opening and respectfully discussed without resorting to name calling. I haven't researched in depth the OMM organization but I do find it interesting that when they voice their opinion and use their faith and beliefs to support their position, the reponse is the venom that is displayed here in this thread. If OMM or other Christian organizations were to respond in kind it would be hate speach and front page news. I find it odd that the discussion can't be about the issue and the differences rather than who can spew the most horrible names and insults. It is a sad state but one that appears to be escalating daily.

Montemalone
Montemalone

Asshole. I'm sure you're a real tough guy.We can tell.Bet your dick is almost as long as the little curlies surrounding it.

Joy
Joy

Very good point!

Montemalone
Montemalone

 Your false equivalence is like JWP and Nealy shouting racism when called on their lying, cheating, and thieving.I believe the biblebook has something about he without sin not casting the first stone, yet it is ALWAYS the hateful religinazis that go around running off at the mouth with their hatred and threats toward others when the world doesn't just bow down and do what they want.I mean, how dare JCPenney be inclusive and open in their advertising, dispensing with divisive hate and bigotry and inviting everyone and every family type to shop in their stores, when a bunch of crazy people that pretend to believe in sky fairies would rather the LGBT community just be rounded up and put behind electric fences to be left to die.

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