After Conquering Central Expressway, Stunt Riders Take on Calatrava this Weekend

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Remember those motorcyclists who briefly took over Central Expressway last year to peel out, do wheelies, spraypaint tributes to fallen comrades, and generally distract commuters from their smart phones? NBC 5 does and reports today that they're coming back.

But Central Expressway is so last year, so the riders have picked a new target. I'll let Prez DSR explain:

Sup lets do this. C-n-C 4.... Dallas has a new unstunted bridge downtown. Streets, lots, beer, mo beer and mo streets. Memorial weekend may 25-27 do it for our boys jeremy and preston. Hope to see everyone down here.

Oh, snaps! They're gonna pop the Calatrava's stunt cherry? Guess they'll be disappointed when they find out Jim beat them to it.

Anyways, we know B-rup's gonna be there:

Oh snap. Road trip! Someone from Cali pick me up on the way!

So is CAPONE who's coming from L.A. and taking $80 deposits for space in the Tahoe.

That's what I wanna hear. Bunch of street riding everyday! And sluts riding it at night. Scrappin Streets and sheets!

But lest you start thinking the ride was your idea, Hawaiian Edge offers a reminder.

In the end, the TRUE people that put this ride together is the SELF MADE crew. Not trying to get into any little kid drama. I'm just saying that SELF MADE is the originators of this ride.

But wait, guys. In all the discussion of who's coming from where and how to run from which cops, you forgot to put the time. How are you going to know when to show up? Prez DSR? CAPONE? B-rup? Hawaiian Edge? Hello? You forgot to put the time.

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 fast couriers
fast couriers

 Just as the lifestyle of today has become faster, people require their messages and packages also to reach the destination very quickly. Gone are the days when you had to wait for weeks and months to receive an important message or a gift from a loved one.

Jim Aroyo
Jim Aroyo

To think theses punks believe they are justified in doing this stuff is the irony.  If they really believed they were, they wouldn't elude the police.  

Oak Cliff Townie
Oak Cliff Townie

Just saw some of the bunch doing Stunts on Hampton ..

The motorcyclists got away be it looks like the ones who were filming it got caught.

 

Jim Bob Guthrie
Jim Bob Guthrie

I know I'm as shocked as everybody else that someone who hung out with these creeps that drive dangerously is dead. I mean, they seem to be so careful. The best way to remember the dead is to put some more lives at risk.  

Steve
Steve

I hope every one of them dies without hurting anyone else.

Perry Moore
Perry Moore

Where are the Hells Angels when you need them?

Robert M
Robert M

They're not coming to Texas.  This is Bandito country.

Paul
Paul

 metal cap felt paper roofing nails make a good substitute .... just saying .....

engmofo
engmofo

The avatar of CLD107 on that prezDSR link made me giggle

Oak Cliff Res
Oak Cliff Res

Saddest thing is that 20 bikes shutting down a freeway in North Dallas for 4 minutes makes the news and Police are "so willing" to come up with a solution for Memorial Day next year (which is Monday).  But every Sunday from 1pm - 7pm hundreds of cars in South Dallas from Malcolm X and MLK down to Pine and Hatcher block the streets "cruising" doing donuts and holding up residents from getting out of their driveways every Sunday all day, and there isn't a peep said about it nor is DPD trying to do anything about it.  SMFH!

Its So Sad
Its So Sad

That's because it's part of the economic development plan!

Jim Bob Guthrie
Jim Bob Guthrie

 Put it on youtube.  It worked to expose these assholes. 

Robertwilonsky
Robertwilonsky

Ok, well its time to go to home depot, and buy loads of nails to spread about the calatra-travesty bridge...just joking folks.  Who would do such a thing?  That would not be very nice... right? Pierce & lore obsorvant's

Robert M
Robert M

Buy?  I heard some of the roofers couldn't keep any of their used roofing nails on their trash trucks.  They are disappearing faster than the chicken wings at Hooters.

Oak Cliff Townie
Oak Cliff Townie

Dear "Not long for this earth Biking Hipsters" .Please make final arrangements Sharpy in your real name and DL# on all parts of your bodies  I realize this will all be fun and cool that is until some 2.0 DRUNK from the REAL O C plows into your group of Merry Makers .Do come take a tour of our area you will see many many sheared off at the base telephone poles.Where some far less then sober local has made a straightaway out of a easy to see curve.I can only imagine the high comedy as folks are flung around  and over and off the Large Marge as on of these folks makes a F250 sized passage way through your gathered congregation.. Good luck and kiss your loved ones good bye .Much love Townie.

Coleman
Coleman

 ...how are stuntbiker douchebags even remotely hipster?

Oak Cliff Townie
Oak Cliff Townie

 Being hipster as it applies to that subculture .

Oak Cliff Townie
Oak Cliff Townie

Well now we can call eight of them pedestrians. The Camera  truck,and two motorcyles  were impounded in Oak Cliff.

So I wonder how real they are keeping it on foot ?

Coleman
Coleman

 that word is so overused now.

Buduv_31
Buduv_31

This guy is a mark "hawaiian edge"????

ts
ts

Little known fact about Calatrava's design:  It can actually snap closed like a venus fly trap when threatened by rice grinders.  

brett
brett

Someone please swerve in front of these douchebags on the highway and let them go meet jeremy and preston.

byter
byter

OK geniuses! Why bother to try to run from police? You'll be on a bridge with no exits. Do it during the day you'll be cut off by cops. Do it at night you'll be run over by drunks. We won't memorialize you next year. Just jump over the side

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

That Preston guy, doesn't seem like you're a very good rider if you're running into the back of cars.We've all seen these d-bags passing us on Central. Seriously, I don't feel bad for them when something happens. They're idiots.

Chan
Chan

Will they be paying tribute to Ass Dan too?  If so I will be there.

seat21d
seat21d

Sounds like a great use of the bridge to nowhere.  At least they won't be tying up traffic on central.

Dallas Diner
Dallas Diner

Speaking of which, is anyone else confused as to why they put the exit from the OC side of the Calatrava to access I-35E north?  It had to have cost a fortune.  You go on this almost mile long elevated steeply curved ramp that dumps you out at a stoplight on Continental, which you then cross over to get to the old I35E entrance on Continental.  The end of the new ramp merges sharply with exiting traffic from I35E, and if you aren't careful while making sure you aren't sideswiping an exiting I35E car, you almost run into a steel barricade placed where your lane disappears.  On the over hand, you can take the very short RIverfront/Industrial exit from the Calatrava, which ends at a light less than two blocks from where the Calatrava I35E exit ends.

Wylie H.
Wylie H.

Haha... you noticed the exact same thing I've noticed.  God only knows how much that engineering mistake cost.  Imagine how much good that money could have done if it was actually applied towards something the citizens of Dallas want and need.

Paul
Paul

What do you call a stunt rider ... an organ donor ....

Walking Tall
Walking Tall

The slow and sad ghettofication of America. 

Ghetto trash with online handles like "Capone" and "B-rup" have given real bikers a bad name. Please go away. Everyone hates you and your dead friends.

Also, please learn proper English. You're white. We all know you're white. You were born in the nice suburbs. Trying to live a lifestyle based on lyrics that you heard in a rap album, not only makes you sad, but is also definitive proof that you're a complete fucking moron who is incapable of thinking for themselves. You're not a badass. You're not a thug. You're not "hood". You're an embarrassment.

de
de

Nothing says "hood" like $80 Tahoe Rides from LA...

Renegade
Renegade

What kind of punk rides in a Tahoe to a sportbike event?  That's like all Harley "bikers" who trailer their cycles to events because they can't actually handle riding. 

CheeryBitch
CheeryBitch

Is it too much to hope that they get distracted by the wildfires in New Mexico? Like, maybe it's cool to drive right into a wall of flames?!

dub919
dub919

Not trying to get into any little kid drama, but PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND MY FRIENDS!

gabbahey
gabbahey

Will they do REAL stunts and jump over the side of the bridge?

Da Truth
Da Truth

Can't put the time or else the po po be comin'. Fo shizzle.

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