Nike Unveiled the Dallas Cowboys' New Uniforms Yesterday. They Look ... Swooshier.

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Nike took over the NFL's league-wide uniform contract from Reebok this season, and today the company unveiled its new uniform designs. You know what that means. New unis for the Cowboys. Awesome, right? It's going to go down exactly like Mighty Ducks 2, and the new uniforms are going to give the Cowboys more heart and Romo will start winning when it matters, and it's all going to be incredible. Right?

Nah. Turns out the new Cowboys uniforms look exactly like the old Cowboys uniforms. But don't blame Nike; the company can't just force a team to change its look. So, like everything else, let's just blame Jerry Jones. More photos below.

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digger24
digger24

I would like the know the percentage of all the games played by Dallas how many times they have worn Blue Jerseys verus wearing white jerseys. Also how many games have they won and lost wearing there blue jerseys. I never see them wear there blues.

Darryl2fly
Darryl2fly

We got da short end of da stick.

Chuck G.
Chuck G.

Sam Hurd will have a new uniform to wear soon. Where's his new Nike orange jumpsuit at?

Izaeyahrob08
Izaeyahrob08

Fact is the cowboys needed to do something different, think outside the box so to speak. Mr. Jones being the buissness man that he is knows that look is EVERYTHING. I'm not saying to replace the star on the helmet that would be crazy but maybe a picture of their mascot which is the horse the gentlemen rides up and down the sidelines before during and after the game or a picture of their new stadium. These are just things I'm thinking of off the top of my head I'm sure Mr. Jones has advisers that can spend more time thinking of other creative ideas.

Hookem3737
Hookem3737

Oh and true fans don't dis there team, they have a lot of talent and I'll jump on the ban wagon of screw romo when his numbers drop. Everyone forgets the 8 years of hell true fans went through before romo. U guys want Bledsoe back? Be true fans or pick a different team.And football isn't fashion that's why they don't change the damn uniform, it's tradition.

Hookem3737
Hookem3737

It's not Jerry jones that bought them, the NFL did. The gloves are bad ass and Dallas has had the same uni's forever.

Dgaines2k2
Dgaines2k2

The pennies yall call them is padding. And every team looks that way. Please read before u look like a a..

Justencherry
Justencherry

They almost look like the giants uniform not a good look

Laugh_pretty
Laugh_pretty

hell, maybe they could at least make all the blues the same color....

unicornsandfrillytutus
unicornsandfrillytutus

It was definitely the uniforms that won it last year for the Giants. I'm glad the Cowboys are taking the necessary steps.

asu87
asu87

i think that the cowboys should not be able to wear the star until they reach the playoffs. Respect the franchise and the star. Stop talking and start winning. 

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

I really wish they'd update the uniforms away from the early-80s iron-on look. You'd think Jerry would be smarter than that, because updates would force all the goateed mouth-breathing fans to go out and buy new jerseys from that Academy in Mesquite. 

Hell, just update the cheerleader uniforms--those incredibly hot women don't deserve that tacky-ass fringe, especially when compared to how great Mavs dancers can look. Nike, get on that!

Tedjr03
Tedjr03

Luv the new uniforms

Mjmjr
Mjmjr

Wow cant even balieve jones naw wait yea,yea i can dam thay suck!

Contreras85008
Contreras85008

They SUCK!!! where are the stars on the uniform???

Awbolton
Awbolton

They look cheap...like everything else in the NFL these days.

Lupe Orosco
Lupe Orosco

It didn't change...read the article. 

Sarcasm_Font
Sarcasm_Font

Looks like they can now hold their wallets while they play.

davidberry
davidberry

Um... This is supposed to impress us in what way?

R Sande
R Sande

you can already get them off harry hines!

Nomarhaddox
Nomarhaddox

I don't want Bledsoe back but I will take Ashy Quincy Carter in a heartbeat

Wes Scott
Wes Scott

You cannot truly compare Romo to any other quarterback. He sucks all on his own, and it has nothing to do with anybody who played the position before him. Romo is more like Danny White than any other Cowboys QB - they both racked/rack up a lot of stats, but neither could/can win the games that really count. Danny had one eye that looked somewhere other than where he was passing. Romo does not have that excuse. He just needs to take off Jessica's pink panties and either become a pro QB, or else leave this team. I don't think we can ever win with him at QB. He just lacks the talent and concentration when the going gets tough.

mynameisURL
mynameisURL

a better question might be: "Where are the stars in the uniforms."

Maybe get a team, then we can talk fashion.

The Credible Hulk
The Credible Hulk

In the same way Tony Romo impresses me as a pro quarterback, or in the way Jerry Jones impresses me as an NFL GM.

WOOOW
WOOOW

You're not clever. Not one damn bit. With all the recent changes, we at least should make the playoffs. Maybe even the SUPERBOWL. This is Romo's year or his last year. He has no excuse. Better line, 2 good corners, safety, line backer. Have faith in the boys!

Jon_1690
Jon_1690

On the side of the helmet where they've always been..

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