Police Say a Man with a Mohawk, a Fedora and Two Guns Just Robbed a Mutual of Omaha

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Fedora-clad bank robbery: It's a thing.
The FBI and Friends are at a Mutual of Omaha bank branch this afternoon, after an armed gunman made off with a plastic bag full of loot. The industrious folks at DFW Police Scanner report:

An unknown suspect just robbed the Mutual of Omaha Bank at gunpoint. Susp is a black male about 5'8" mid 40's to 50's wearing a tan shirt, brown fedora, Khaki pants, and sunglasses, susp fled eastbound on foot toward Belt line past the Judy's Burgers and Shake carrying a black plastic bag. Elements code 6 advising susp is armed with two handguns and has a mohawk haircut and goatee, Air-1 and K-9 code 6, FBI en route.

So, you know, if you see a guy with a mohawk and some guns, just err on the side of caution, we suppose. Same goes for that handcuffed man who may or may not have a hatchet, who, by the way, police told us yesterday is still at large.

What's really the greater crime, though: robbing a bank or thinking you can pull off a mohawk in your "mid '40s to early '50s?" Come on, dude.

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sandra crenshaw
sandra crenshaw

Ann, please be careful, you referred to the suspect who robbed a bank as being black. That is tantamount to me claiming that I have been mistreated by a korean merchant and the Observer reporter stating forget about the Merchant who beat the shit out of you, you described as a Korean and that invokes racism against all Koreans. Call the merchants by names, Greg Howard tells me, when I would have never known the robber was black but if I named the merchant who pushed me out of his store or called me a niggah, you would know he was a Korean.

Whovian
Whovian

The Musers were correct with their prediction that one day the Great Gordo would snap.

Montemalone
Montemalone

It sure is a wild kingdom out there.

MushMouth1
MushMouth1

 "While Jim approaches the rare Double-Barreled Fedora Mohawk I'll stay back here behind these bushes and observe"

Mervis
Mervis

I heard Marlin and Jim were there at the time.

mdunlap1
mdunlap1

$10 says you can find him at The Chesterfield.

sloppy jalopy
sloppy jalopy

That would be a great place to set up a sting operation, to catch this perp. They could advertise $1 appletini's. Probably nab this dude in no time.

Daily Reader
Daily Reader

"Man with a Mohawk, a Fedora"

How do you put on fedora with a Mohawk???

Paul
Paul

 Better yet, if one has on a fedora how do tell what kind of hair styling the person has?

NewsDog
NewsDog

Anna,See what you can find out about what the DEA was doing in Plano. A friend just told me that at about 12:30 there were several people in cuffs on the parkng lot at Parker and Independence and guys wearing DEA raid jackets.

Anna Merlan
Anna Merlan

DEA says they're "not familiar" with that bust. If your friends can recall any more details, that might jog their memory. 

Anna Merlan
Anna Merlan

Sure. I made some calls, I'll tell you if I hear anything. 

Daily Reader
Daily Reader

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Anna Merlan
Anna Merlan

It might! My boss is checking into this. We'll have something tomorrow. Awesome tip, thank you. 

Oak Cliff Townie
Oak Cliff Townie

 I guess we can take a few plates off the table for supper tonight .

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

So they need a tipster for the hipster?

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

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NewsDog
NewsDog

I heard this on my scanner this morning. The first part of the description given out was the fedora and I thought... the douchebag mixologist business must not be paying enough...  

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

But please, if you see a guy with a hoodie and a bag, do not pursue him, do not shoot him. He could be carrying skittles and this generation's conscience.

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