Pastor Lou Engle is Coming to Dallas to Fight Abortion -- and He Needs Your Help, Ladies

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A while back, for reasons I happily can't recall, I took the step of following the staunchly anti-gay pastor Lou Engle on Twitter. Engle is the founder of TheCall, a traveling circus of politically focused intolerance, and he makes his living (as much as $90,000 in a year, tax records show) by sharing his teachings with young people. Those teachings include "San Francisco is Full of Gay Demons," "Wouldn't It Be Cool If We De-Gayed Ellen DeGeneres?," and "Oh Yeah, You AIDS-Infected Gay People in Uganda? You Deserve the Death Penalty." They may sound nuanced and bland, but they have helped the group raise more than $5 million since 2008, tax records show.

And last night, Engle alerted his followers to the news: He's bringing the show to Dallas.

It's coming to the city's Convention Center, actually, and he needs some help from the ladies in town to fill it up. And it's not, he affirms, just for the whores with the horn-shaped uteri.

"This gathering is for ALL women. Young and old, post and non-abortive women, every woman who cares. Come and represent millions of post-abortive women whose pain is unbearable and whose cry has been stifled by fear and shame."The two-day fast and prayer, on April 5 and 6, will gather women -- he's shooting for 7,000 -- to pray for the Supreme Court to have the wisdom to overrule ObamaCare.

So much is at stake with this hearing. Aside from the implications on the national debt, government mandated health care, and religious liberties, the thing that strikes me the deepest is the administration's argument for full contraceptive coverage. Contraception is a smoke screen in the argument because included is the systemization of the RU 486 pill, the Ella pill and other abortifacients.

If the Supreme Court rules for the constitutionality of this health care reform it could forever embed abortion into the soul of this nation by delivering a wide spread entitlement for all Americans to obtain insurance covered abortions beginning at conception. We are on the slippery slope of a great rebellion perpetrated by a perverted science and only the prophetic praying church can rise to challenge these powers.

He's a little short on participants right now -- remarkable considering that registration is free and it sounds so damn fun. Alas, the ladies aren't buying it, so Engle put out this video trying to guilt the nation's abortion-havers into coming. How will they ever resist.


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pleasedon'tshockmymonkey
pleasedon'tshockmymonkey

San Francisco is only full of gay demons during Halloween. The rest of the year only about a quarter full. You know. Those F-A-B-O-U-Lous Castro costume parties!

guest
guest

Good grief, as if Glen Beck  living in the "hood" isn't bad enough....grrrrr

Sybil
Sybil

Surely there is some way we could fill up this event - with women all wearing those pink T-shirts that say "I Stand with Planned Parenthood". Yeah, someone should organize that.

Ed D.
Ed D.

Thank goodness we built that quarter-billion dollar city-owned hotel, or else we'd miss out on premiere events like this one. Thanks, Tom Leppert!

Anna Merlan
Anna Merlan

They're cool with Jew reporters coming to this no-abortion party, right? 

East Dallas Dad
East Dallas Dad

That video makes me glad I got off the crazy train (no offense Ozzy) that is the evangelical movement a long time ago. It's all slick production and emotionalism with no substance. 

Lolotehe
Lolotehe

I'd be more than willing to donate a bus-ticket OUT of Dallas. 

Montemalone
Montemalone

With that 'stache, I'll bet you'll be able to find him hanging out at the Eagle between prayers.

Ricky Hollywood
Ricky Hollywood

 I would run for Congress, but I'm a college-educated non-Christian who doesn't come from a blue-collar background, doesn't think that giving up fundamental freedoms is the right way to fight terrorism or pornography, I like single-payer/universal health care, I don't support ridiculously long sentences for literally victimless crimes like marijuana possession, and I'm all for gay marriage. In other words: I'm godless and therefore lack a moral compass; I'm an intellectual elitist who is out of touch with the working class; I don't Think of the Children; I'm soft on crime; I'm weak on terrorism; I'm a radical socialist; I support the gay agenda and want to take away our religious freedoms.

Chris Danger
Chris Danger

Wow, this guy looks like G. Gordon Liddys clone...Scary indeed...

DoubleOJoe
DoubleOJoe

Probably only if you wear your gold star.

CrackerDaddy
CrackerDaddy

Or behind the "Cockpit" doing you know what to get $$$ to fuel his meth addiction.  LOL

CrackerDaddy
CrackerDaddy

Except he needs to hold a lighter under his hand to complete the effect.  ;-)

Anna Merlan
Anna Merlan

I never attend fundamentalist prayer rallies without it! Which may be a tactical error on my part. 

Ket354
Ket354

Yeah, I'd vote for him if he drinks, but if he doesn't all the other stuff is just window dressing. RINO = Realistic In Name Only

Montemalone
Montemalone

Let me know if the guy that turns water into wine shows up.I love free drinks.

mark zero (Jason)
mark zero (Jason)

They're supposed to do a lot of things. :) But the existence of this organization certainly suggests otherwise.

Anna Merlan
Anna Merlan

Aren't they supposed to love me anyway? Like, unconditionally? 

mark zero (Jason)
mark zero (Jason)

The Christian Zionists might love you for it, until they find out who you work for.

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